Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
Author of wrong fiction. #actuallyautistic richardblandford.blogspot.co.uk New novel My Life in Orbit out now.
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Richard Blandford
@rblandford.bsky.social
· Jan 26
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
Bond, but he's a baby. Boss Baby Bond.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Bond, but he's a baby. Boss Baby Bond.
Bond wakes up in Billie Piper's body.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Bond wakes up in Billie Piper's body.
The Blues Brothers, but they're into happy hardcore.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Blues Brothers, but they're into happy hardcore.
Momentarily confused Ken Russell's The Devils with Jesus Christ Superstar and now in my head they are the same film.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Momentarily confused Ken Russell's The Devils with Jesus Christ Superstar and now in my head they are the same film.
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Please performatively read my novel.
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Please performatively read my novel.
Please performatively read my novel.
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Please performatively read my novel.
I've just had a nice bun, but you wouldn't know it from the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've just had a nice bun, but you wouldn't know it from the BBC.
Who is this Michael Prescott, anyway? Sounds like a total cockwipe.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Who is this Michael Prescott, anyway? Sounds like a total cockwipe.
Umbrellas - for that very specific weather condition of heavy rain but hardly any wind.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Umbrellas - for that very specific weather condition of heavy rain but hardly any wind.
Wish the BBC was still staffed by loony lefties who'd call you a thicko in the Radio Times if you didn't like their plays.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wish the BBC was still staffed by loony lefties who'd call you a thicko in the Radio Times if you didn't like their plays.
Attenborough.
The BBC needs someone experienced enough to run a huge media org, and willing to take a job with no security. They need to know the BBC well enough to do the job, but not be an “insider”. They need to somehow be acceptable to a Lab government but also right-wing papers.
This person doesn’t exist.
This person doesn’t exist.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Attenborough.
Tupelo Honey Monster.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tupelo Honey Monster.
Expect the new DG will be Toby Young or some equivalent shitbag.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Expect the new DG will be Toby Young or some equivalent shitbag.
Why does anyone live on Tatooine? Why not move to a planet that's less shit?
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why does anyone live on Tatooine? Why not move to a planet that's less shit?
Watching gameplay videos on YouTube, timidly asking if I can have a go in the comments.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Watching gameplay videos on YouTube, timidly asking if I can have a go in the comments.
The John Lewis Christmas ad is blatantly Aftersun, but happy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The John Lewis Christmas ad is blatantly Aftersun, but happy.
Taking the fact I was not invited to this as a snub. blandfordliteraryfestival.co.uk
Blandford Literary Festival
Celebrating the Written, Spoken & Sung Word in Beautiful North Dorset
blandfordliteraryfestival.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Taking the fact I was not invited to this as a snub. blandfordliteraryfestival.co.uk
I'll never listen to Jeremy Renner's music again.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'll never listen to Jeremy Renner's music again.
Every year, we should all apologise for everything we said and did a decade ago.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Every year, we should all apologise for everything we said and did a decade ago.
As a matter of record, Bob Dylan is OK with you calling him Terry, Timmy, Bobby, Zimmy, RJ and Ray.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As a matter of record, Bob Dylan is OK with you calling him Terry, Timmy, Bobby, Zimmy, RJ and Ray.
Campaigning for the show-runner of In the Night Garden to be replaced by someone with a fresher, bolder vision.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Campaigning for the show-runner of In the Night Garden to be replaced by someone with a fresher, bolder vision.
Someone's asked me to see an exciting pop group called 'Autechre'. Can't wait to hear what they sound like!
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Someone's asked me to see an exciting pop group called 'Autechre'. Can't wait to hear what they sound like!
Listening to Kraftwerk's stark, confessional break-up album.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Listening to Kraftwerk's stark, confessional break-up album.
Stir over a moderate, progressive heat.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Stir over a moderate, progressive heat.