Cliff Chapman VO
@cliffchapman.bsky.social
Home studio VO & voice actor based in The Netherlands with bases in London and rest of UK. Remain/Rejoin, BLM, He/Him, fully vaxxed, Trans Rights are Human Rights. WickedOfTheEarth audiobook on Audible now! Will act for cash, affordably!
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Also, I'm going to try something new - do you want a professional actor to read your short story for posterity or promotion, or something else? Send me your short story, I'll record it to professional standard and deliver it digitally all for pretty much a day's NMW!
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Well that's got to be S21 innit? Pink regeneration/Stotz ship, fire from planet of fire, Colin's coat, all in there. Or blues and greens for ocean in Warriors and Planet of Fire.
If anyone is bored this Saturday, here's the colours of the next Doctor Who Collection set! Start your theories now!
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Well that's got to be S21 innit? Pink regeneration/Stotz ship, fire from planet of fire, Colin's coat, all in there. Or blues and greens for ocean in Warriors and Planet of Fire.
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Welp, without knowing, I think the BBC have let slip not only what the next collection set is... but also when it is coming out...
And also, an expected date for either a new animation or collection set...
#DoctorWho #TheCollection #BluRay
And also, an expected date for either a new animation or collection set...
#DoctorWho #TheCollection #BluRay
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Welp, without knowing, I think the BBC have let slip not only what the next collection set is... but also when it is coming out...
And also, an expected date for either a new animation or collection set...
#DoctorWho #TheCollection #BluRay
And also, an expected date for either a new animation or collection set...
#DoctorWho #TheCollection #BluRay
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Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill starting a "Pondcast" feels so much like fiction I think I may have jumped quantum realities again. Is Nixon still President? #DoctorWho
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill starting a "Pondcast" feels so much like fiction I think I may have jumped quantum realities again. Is Nixon still President? #DoctorWho
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Terrance Dicks would have worked as well.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Terrance Dicks would have worked as well.
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No, but it is written by Malcum Hulke!
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
No, but it is written by Malcum Hulke!
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Was it written by Johnny Byrne, or does it perhaps feature incidental music by Condominic Glynn?
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was it written by Johnny Byrne, or does it perhaps feature incidental music by Condominic Glynn?
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Currently watching the only #DoctorWho story to contain the word 'prophylactic'.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Currently watching the only #DoctorWho story to contain the word 'prophylactic'.
An important message to all Americans today:
WUSS-T'-SHEER
WUSS
T'
SHEER
That's all it is. Really, it's all it is.
(And while we're at it, why Kansas but Arkansas, as if you don't make up words that aren't easy to say)
WUSS-T'-SHEER
WUSS
T'
SHEER
That's all it is. Really, it's all it is.
(And while we're at it, why Kansas but Arkansas, as if you don't make up words that aren't easy to say)
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
An important message to all Americans today:
WUSS-T'-SHEER
WUSS
T'
SHEER
That's all it is. Really, it's all it is.
(And while we're at it, why Kansas but Arkansas, as if you don't make up words that aren't easy to say)
WUSS-T'-SHEER
WUSS
T'
SHEER
That's all it is. Really, it's all it is.
(And while we're at it, why Kansas but Arkansas, as if you don't make up words that aren't easy to say)
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November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Should get Blake's 7 S2 tomorrow. Exciting. and the 4k Blu ray of Twice Upon a Time, which is about the most important Doctor Who disc I'm missing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Should get Blake's 7 S2 tomorrow. Exciting. and the 4k Blu ray of Twice Upon a Time, which is about the most important Doctor Who disc I'm missing.
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Now that we've all got over the initial outrage and got used to them, I think we can all agree that plastic bottles having the lids attached is a genius idea. No dropped lids, easier to recycle and always able to reseal the bottle. Brilliant.
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Now that we've all got over the initial outrage and got used to them, I think we can all agree that plastic bottles having the lids attached is a genius idea. No dropped lids, easier to recycle and always able to reseal the bottle. Brilliant.
Fifteen minute leg of journey in a quiet carriage and had to tell three yoofs - one pair and one solo - (nicely) to stop talking loudly or listening to stuff on phones without headphones. In all fairness they did respond respectfully and politely but it's baffling you have to even mention it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Fifteen minute leg of journey in a quiet carriage and had to tell three yoofs - one pair and one solo - (nicely) to stop talking loudly or listening to stuff on phones without headphones. In all fairness they did respond respectfully and politely but it's baffling you have to even mention it.
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This could hardly be more nerdy, being a chart run down of people's most wanted missing episodes of Doctor Who (yes, individual episodes -- the full stories were in part one), but it's droll and fun and has guest voices (Mark Gatiss!)
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This could hardly be more nerdy, being a chart run down of people's most wanted missing episodes of Doctor Who (yes, individual episodes -- the full stories were in part one), but it's droll and fun and has guest voices (Mark Gatiss!)
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
Sometimes being a geek is having to explain really simple things repeatedly, to those don't get it or don't *want* to get it despite a proliferation of easy access info online. And it doesn't really matter - but it's horrifying when you realise they'll be like this for things that *do* matter, too
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sometimes being a geek is having to explain really simple things repeatedly, to those don't get it or don't *want* to get it despite a proliferation of easy access info online. And it doesn't really matter - but it's horrifying when you realise they'll be like this for things that *do* matter, too
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James Bond is basically Sherlock Holmes. We all get the basic idea and can drop in on different versions at different times and not be confused about whether it’s the same guy and how is it possible that the guy from the 19th century is also the guy from the 1960s and the guy from 2010.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
James Bond is basically Sherlock Holmes. We all get the basic idea and can drop in on different versions at different times and not be confused about whether it’s the same guy and how is it possible that the guy from the 19th century is also the guy from the 1960s and the guy from 2010.
Nothing says "wanting to pay tribute" like pointing out how much you don't like the stories the person was in. I mean fair enough if you don't think they're good stories, but... In a *tribute*. I say again, a *tribute*. You'd think it were common sense.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nothing says "wanting to pay tribute" like pointing out how much you don't like the stories the person was in. I mean fair enough if you don't think they're good stories, but... In a *tribute*. I say again, a *tribute*. You'd think it were common sense.
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The return of Doctor Who has obviously messed with all their heads. The decision to make everything all in the same continuity even with the reboot was actually genius by Russell there but James Bond does not need to do this. It's fine. It's a dumb spy movie, put a suave British guy in a suit and go
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The return of Doctor Who has obviously messed with all their heads. The decision to make everything all in the same continuity even with the reboot was actually genius by Russell there but James Bond does not need to do this. It's fine. It's a dumb spy movie, put a suave British guy in a suit and go
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Doctor Who has I think fallen desperately into this trap - particularly since the 2005 revival it has often been obsessed with the Doctor, and the stories around him are threadbare. All of time and space, and it all seemingly revolves around this character.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Doctor Who has I think fallen desperately into this trap - particularly since the 2005 revival it has often been obsessed with the Doctor, and the stories around him are threadbare. All of time and space, and it all seemingly revolves around this character.
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Dredd stories have always been wonderfully varied - serious, comic, realistic, absurd, and dipping into every other genre under the sun - because Dredd himself is a means to an end, not an end in himself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dredd stories have always been wonderfully varied - serious, comic, realistic, absurd, and dipping into every other genre under the sun - because Dredd himself is a means to an end, not an end in himself.
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To me this has been handled well with Judge Dredd. He has been appearing every week since 1977 but he has changed, albeit very slowly. His attitudes have shifted, but he is still Judge Dredd.
Melodrama heroes are built to have infinite adventures. But to do that *they cannot change or grow*. Change and growth can happen to those *around* them, but Batman can't say "you know what? Dressing up like a bat and beating people up is silly."
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
To me this has been handled well with Judge Dredd. He has been appearing every week since 1977 but he has changed, albeit very slowly. His attitudes have shifted, but he is still Judge Dredd.
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BADDIE: Heaps of exposition
BOND: Kills BADDIE, makes edgy joke, does a sex with hilariously named MIRANDA MINGE.
BOND: Kills BADDIE, makes edgy joke, does a sex with hilariously named MIRANDA MINGE.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
BADDIE: Heaps of exposition
BOND: Kills BADDIE, makes edgy joke, does a sex with hilariously named MIRANDA MINGE.
BOND: Kills BADDIE, makes edgy joke, does a sex with hilariously named MIRANDA MINGE.
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
Spaceport Fear - another "lost tribe amongst advanced decaying technology" story and I rather enjoy those generally. This is fine, and makes a sterling effort to be solidly set in the 80s, and making Mel sound like a real person from the 80s. Rest of it a bit standard, but fine easy listen.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Spaceport Fear - another "lost tribe amongst advanced decaying technology" story and I rather enjoy those generally. This is fine, and makes a sterling effort to be solidly set in the 80s, and making Mel sound like a real person from the 80s. Rest of it a bit standard, but fine easy listen.
The BBC audiobooks sale from @bigfinish.bsky.social is hilarious cos clearly someone bought everything the instant it went up. Lots of things I would have grabbed sold out, about four things left I'm not fussed on!
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The BBC audiobooks sale from @bigfinish.bsky.social is hilarious cos clearly someone bought everything the instant it went up. Lots of things I would have grabbed sold out, about four things left I'm not fussed on!