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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
just saved Bramble from a bee which means we can't call her BrambleBee but at least the bee is outside with a little plate of sugar water
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
just saved Bramble from a bee which means we can't call her BrambleBee but at least the bee is outside with a little plate of sugar water
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In a way, we're all James Bond 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
In a way, we're all James Bond 🙏
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There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
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sometimes i say “we” when it’s just me and the intrusive thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
sometimes i say “we” when it’s just me and the intrusive thoughts
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
honestly i'd love this, my understanding of James Bond/007 until Skyfall was that it was an inherited code name for spies, got passed on as they retired, like the captaincy of the Enterprise
Have a movie where "Bond" is just a code name given to 007 and previous Bonds still exist in that universe.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
honestly i'd love this, my understanding of James Bond/007 until Skyfall was that it was an inherited code name for spies, got passed on as they retired, like the captaincy of the Enterprise
oh apparently i have a mild fever. that's fun
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
oh apparently i have a mild fever. that's fun
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M, as played by Judi Dench, meets James Bond, tell him he's a fossil from an outdated era, then later expresses concerns about what a young rebellious firebrand he is during his first real mission. It's fine!
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
M, as played by Judi Dench, meets James Bond, tell him he's a fossil from an outdated era, then later expresses concerns about what a young rebellious firebrand he is during his first real mission. It's fine!
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Hi, it's me, Bsky's biggest continuity wanker. I think Doctor Who is a single self-consistent story and get nervous when travel times between known destinations in Star Trek don't line up.
Are you dense? Do you think Casino Royale happened before Dr No? Who was Lazenby Bond calling "The other guy"?
Are you dense? Do you think Casino Royale happened before Dr No? Who was Lazenby Bond calling "The other guy"?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hi, it's me, Bsky's biggest continuity wanker. I think Doctor Who is a single self-consistent story and get nervous when travel times between known destinations in Star Trek don't line up.
Are you dense? Do you think Casino Royale happened before Dr No? Who was Lazenby Bond calling "The other guy"?
Are you dense? Do you think Casino Royale happened before Dr No? Who was Lazenby Bond calling "The other guy"?
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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the interview with daniel craig where he was like "yeah austin powers fucked us, we can't do fun camp shit anymore" lives in my brain
honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the interview with daniel craig where he was like "yeah austin powers fucked us, we can't do fun camp shit anymore" lives in my brain
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I want the next Bond movie to incident a reference to calling someone a Bondulance because they are having a stroke
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I want the next Bond movie to incident a reference to calling someone a Bondulance because they are having a stroke
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Also… I just expect to enjoy whatever they do. Why fret about it? Bond is like pizza etc.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Also… I just expect to enjoy whatever they do. Why fret about it? Bond is like pizza etc.
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Explanations that hew to realism in a universe like this can make things worse, because they require you to examine a sequence of events which is secretly not entirely sensible in the first place.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Explanations that hew to realism in a universe like this can make things worse, because they require you to examine a sequence of events which is secretly not entirely sensible in the first place.
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can you imagine the reaction to Bond greeting a handsome man with "Ah, Monsieur Lecoq , a pleasure."
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
can you imagine the reaction to Bond greeting a handsome man with "Ah, Monsieur Lecoq , a pleasure."
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bring back James Bond Jr
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
bring back James Bond Jr
honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
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Times are bad, children no longer obey their parents and everyone is recording a podcast.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Times are bad, children no longer obey their parents and everyone is recording a podcast.
i love a day when i barely have a voice and i am exhausted and my manager is out at a workshop and i have a training session and several processes to run that historically don't like me and also my parents are constantly asking me about sheds
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i love a day when i barely have a voice and i am exhausted and my manager is out at a workshop and i have a training session and several processes to run that historically don't like me and also my parents are constantly asking me about sheds
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One thing that hasn't been tried yet: good politicians. It could theoretically work
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
One thing that hasn't been tried yet: good politicians. It could theoretically work
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guillermo del toro's movies r all primarily cute and sort of sad/melancholy. like. people r always trying to call him stuff like "master of horror" but it's not true. he's master of cute monsters. cutie sympathetic little guys.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
guillermo del toro's movies r all primarily cute and sort of sad/melancholy. like. people r always trying to call him stuff like "master of horror" but it's not true. he's master of cute monsters. cutie sympathetic little guys.
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Surely that’s just low-polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Surely that’s just low-polyamory
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”