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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE

#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this
Vinted has changed how it does sizing and now nearly all of the submissions from before the change are wrong. So that's fun.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the feminine urge to spend £100 on unhinged christmas tree decorations
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Love having my fave babes signing new contracts for Villa
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
just had to put the lamp on, games gone
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He's so good I just absolutely adore him
When #AVFC needed leaders and clarity at the start of this season, John McGinn offered both. He has spoken about players writing their names in club folklore, which, in his case, has surely been achieved. He is a modern-day Villa legend. @theathleticfc.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
John McGinn, Aston Villa legend
The captain, who achieved a notable milestone last week, has been pivotal to the club's resurgence after a slow start to the season
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I just remembered what I was going to post last night.

Fantasy is the best Earth, Wind and Fire song.

Thinking of You is the best Sister Sledge song.

Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So I'm halfway through the first episode of Pluribus and I just want to give the mid episode non spoiler reaction of YO. YO.

YO.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just realised I hadn't seen a YouTube vlog by the lonely sad middle aged Japanese salaryman whose wife hates him for ages and it looks like I have three months of lonely sad middle aged Japanese salaryman videos to catch up with, I am delighted.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh Ferrari
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Funny
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love Malen let it be known
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BIG ROSS
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
👌
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hhahhaa YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Emiiiiii BuendiAAAAAAAAA
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Spreading a little Lao Gan Ma on your toast before popping an egg on it? Divine.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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And they say there are no new sitcom ideas
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄

Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆

1/15
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November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM