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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE

#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this
Weren't wrong though
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
W - "quick turn it up for the boos"

Mans brutal
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Yes!
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
That was dumb to disallow it
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Unfortunately the navy and orange trefoil Newcastle kit is banging
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Unfortunately the navy and orange trefoil Newcastle kit is banging
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Spurs look absolutely shite
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I was about to say you've got half an hour yet but oh no
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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They give these people guns and make them wear their getaway vehicle, you one hundred percent do not get this in golf
*Runs in *

There is genuine French biathlon drama!

www.threads.com/@aldokt/post...
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love Flanners, but the end of the 2007 The Mist is one of the funniest things I'll ever see and I don't think it can ever be topped.
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
buzzing for The Bride! coming out
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Can't believe the guy did hip hip chin chin too early
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Tuesday
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
that was so cunty i loved it lmao #minionguy
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
MINION GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #skating
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Me - "wow that was so cool this guy is ace"
Commentator - "well he absolutely fucked that then, he can never return to his home country"
Me - "oh"
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
figure skating is all 'triple bloop double heel toe floop' and everyone laps it up like FUCK YEAH HE DID A QUADRUPLE FLIPOON its great
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
it doesn't look like it at the moment no, just curling and luge but i believe luge is finished now so it might swap over
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
MENS SHORT PROGRAM FIGURE SKATING ON SHORTLY INCLUDING THE MINION GUY FOR SPAIN

I REPEAT, MINION GUY
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: β€œCerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
all my underwear is in a box under the bed lol
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
loooj
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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the race:
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM