Brandi's Hypothetical Chicken Spot 😾
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
I don't even do rollercoasters.
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating
YouTube video by Brandi
youtu.be
Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Looking for someone who will laugh at my jokes*
*i have a show tonight and need them to laugh
*i have a show tonight and need them to laugh
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Looking for someone who will laugh at my jokes*
*i have a show tonight and need them to laugh
*i have a show tonight and need them to laugh
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"we gotta make Virginia Tech the sexy and cool place to go"
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"we gotta make Virginia Tech the sexy and cool place to go"
It was still open?!
D'Amico & Sons is closing in downtown Minneapolis.
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/damico-and-sons-is-closing-in-downtown-minneapolis
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/damico-and-sons-is-closing-in-downtown-minneapolis
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It was still open?!
I simply do not believe any man who says they enjoy being roasted enjoys it. You enjoy roasting people and the second you try that shit on me, I will casually ruin your entire week.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I simply do not believe any man who says they enjoy being roasted enjoys it. You enjoy roasting people and the second you try that shit on me, I will casually ruin your entire week.
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Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
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Adult eldest daughters and only children: on a scale of 1-10 how washed are you?
Me:
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Adult eldest daughters and only children: on a scale of 1-10 how washed are you?
Me:
Me:
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Have a kitty. This silly boy is Oreo. He is available for adoption in Minnesota through Pause 4 Paws. Learn more about him here: www.petfinder.com/cat/oreo-794...
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Have a kitty. This silly boy is Oreo. He is available for adoption in Minnesota through Pause 4 Paws. Learn more about him here: www.petfinder.com/cat/oreo-794...
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Accidentally told my boss yesterday that I was taking this afternoon off for back shots lmao
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Accidentally told my boss yesterday that I was taking this afternoon off for back shots lmao
I need an old black woman who I'm not related to me to say something nice to me about me right now so I can ride that high for a week. Something like, "You smell nice" or "your skin is beautiful."
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I need an old black woman who I'm not related to me to say something nice to me about me right now so I can ride that high for a week. Something like, "You smell nice" or "your skin is beautiful."
Note to self: stop referring to steroid injections for inflammation as back shots.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Note to self: stop referring to steroid injections for inflammation as back shots.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
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Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place
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I referenced Mannequin in a Tax Committee hearing and it got picked up by the Jefferson Starship Instagram account www.instagram.com/reel/DH1TiYH...
Jefferson Starship on Instagram: "What’s the most important topic at a Minnesota tax meeting? Forget deductions and refunds—clearly, it’s Jefferson Starship!"
jeffersonstarship on March 30, 2025: "What’s the most important topic at a Minnesota tax meeting? Forget deductions and refunds—clearly, it’s Jefferson Starship!".
www.instagram.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I referenced Mannequin in a Tax Committee hearing and it got picked up by the Jefferson Starship Instagram account www.instagram.com/reel/DH1TiYH...
Did you know that you're allowed to be mean to anyone who describes themselves as "fluent in sarcasm." You can just do that without repercussion. It's a societal loophole for kindness.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Did you know that you're allowed to be mean to anyone who describes themselves as "fluent in sarcasm." You can just do that without repercussion. It's a societal loophole for kindness.
It's no Everybody Wants To Rule the World but Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now is definitely near the top of the "White People Snapped When They Made That" power rankings.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's no Everybody Wants To Rule the World but Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now is definitely near the top of the "White People Snapped When They Made That" power rankings.
Lmaoooo Jacob ran a FPP race. Every day my non-partisan hatred of RCV thrives.
Run. Off. Please.
www.instagram.com/p/DRPgbXfDpTx/
Run. Off. Please.
www.instagram.com/p/DRPgbXfDpTx/
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lmaoooo Jacob ran a FPP race. Every day my non-partisan hatred of RCV thrives.
Run. Off. Please.
www.instagram.com/p/DRPgbXfDpTx/
Run. Off. Please.
www.instagram.com/p/DRPgbXfDpTx/
If you search reddit enough, every subreddit has indirect ally subreddits that vary by person.
For example, the allyship between r/menopause, r/[all the ivf ones], r/[various trans ones]
Also, uh, lowkey I got some crop art set up tips from warhammer subs. I do not partake in warharmmering.
For example, the allyship between r/menopause, r/[all the ivf ones], r/[various trans ones]
Also, uh, lowkey I got some crop art set up tips from warhammer subs. I do not partake in warharmmering.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you search reddit enough, every subreddit has indirect ally subreddits that vary by person.
For example, the allyship between r/menopause, r/[all the ivf ones], r/[various trans ones]
Also, uh, lowkey I got some crop art set up tips from warhammer subs. I do not partake in warharmmering.
For example, the allyship between r/menopause, r/[all the ivf ones], r/[various trans ones]
Also, uh, lowkey I got some crop art set up tips from warhammer subs. I do not partake in warharmmering.
The only aspect of this I want to talk about is the man next to Jordon and his incredible arms. He's built someone gave Oscar Piastri gear.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The only aspect of this I want to talk about is the man next to Jordon and his incredible arms. He's built someone gave Oscar Piastri gear.
Trying to explain Shutdown Fullcast to friends be like, "Well, one week there was s lengthy conversation about how bad at crime everyone in Les Miz is. And they really are. Anyway, football is also there."
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trying to explain Shutdown Fullcast to friends be like, "Well, one week there was s lengthy conversation about how bad at crime everyone in Les Miz is. And they really are. Anyway, football is also there."
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The CEO of ASPIRA says the charter school network won’t make payroll next week. It’s the latest charter operator to face financial challenges.
CPS blasts longtime charter operator for alleged financial ‘negligence’
chicago.suntimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The CEO of ASPIRA says the charter school network won’t make payroll next week. It’s the latest charter operator to face financial challenges.
I can't believe so many of my mutuals follow this account smearing higher ups with lies!!!
[It's a reputable weather account that got a difficult to predict snow forecast wrong. Accusing clouds of plotting something they were not]
[It's a reputable weather account that got a difficult to predict snow forecast wrong. Accusing clouds of plotting something they were not]
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can't believe so many of my mutuals follow this account smearing higher ups with lies!!!
[It's a reputable weather account that got a difficult to predict snow forecast wrong. Accusing clouds of plotting something they were not]
[It's a reputable weather account that got a difficult to predict snow forecast wrong. Accusing clouds of plotting something they were not]
I don't think it's that they don't believe the allegations, it's just that they don't care
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don't think it's that they don't believe the allegations, it's just that they don't care
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done