I heard this in Cam'ron's voice while reading it, which makes it a million times funnier.
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I heard this in Cam'ron's voice while reading it, which makes it a million times funnier.
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In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.
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fetterman literally made cannabis legalization a central plank of his campaign.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
fetterman literally made cannabis legalization a central plank of his campaign.
Speaking of video games, the wacky conspiracy theorist hiding out in the back of my skull believes that GTA VI is ready to roll right now, but the delay is because execs believe that Americans will be less cautious and more hopeful consumers after midterms and before the X-mas holiday.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Speaking of video games, the wacky conspiracy theorist hiding out in the back of my skull believes that GTA VI is ready to roll right now, but the delay is because execs believe that Americans will be less cautious and more hopeful consumers after midterms and before the X-mas holiday.
Very random and very late commentary--hiring voice actors and instructing them to use American and English accents for a game about Russians by Russians was a horrible decision. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCq...
Atomic Heart - Official Launch Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Very random and very late commentary--hiring voice actors and instructing them to use American and English accents for a game about Russians by Russians was a horrible decision. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCq...
This man announces his art projects only after 7 years to avoid prosecution. I'm curious if he's going to pop up with anything new since it's been about that much time since he's been in the news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANFa...
LA's notoriously stealthy freeway sign artist still up to his old tricks | ABC7
YouTube video by ABC7
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This man announces his art projects only after 7 years to avoid prosecution. I'm curious if he's going to pop up with anything new since it's been about that much time since he's been in the news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANFa...
A demo mode that will play through a mission for you because sometimes you just want to enjoy the story and not lose your mind dying 24 times over a stupid helicopter mission. I love video games but I am bad at them. Help me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A demo mode that will play through a mission for you because sometimes you just want to enjoy the story and not lose your mind dying 24 times over a stupid helicopter mission. I love video games but I am bad at them. Help me.
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With alt text.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
With alt text.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
But also, I told you when used effectively shame works. The problem is Elon isn't shamed by normal things like the weight of being responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people, or being a white supremacist or whatever. Oates just landed on a pressure point.
I'm genuinely surprised they haven't been made police cars.
Tesla's latest gambit: become a rental car company. As cars pile up in showrooms and storage lots, Elon is trying to rent his way out of a crisis. Good luck, bud. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall electrek.co/2025/11/10/t...
Tesla can’t sell its cars anymore so it is renting them now
Tesla is launching a new car rental program out of its stores in the US, as sales are crashing due...
electrek.co
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm genuinely surprised they haven't been made police cars.
The dude in the back has no poker face whatsoever. And he speaks for us all without a word.
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The dude in the back has no poker face whatsoever. And he speaks for us all without a word.
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Jonathan Braun was accused of assaulting his children's nanny, swinging an IV pole at a nurse and dodging tolls in his Lamborghini and Ferarri.
Man Granted Clemency By Trump Sent Back To Federal Prison For New Offenses
Jonathan Braun was accused of assaulting his children's nanny, swinging an IV pole at a nurse and dodging tolls in his Lamborghini and Ferarri.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Jonathan Braun was accused of assaulting his children's nanny, swinging an IV pole at a nurse and dodging tolls in his Lamborghini and Ferarri.
If you said this nonsense about Christians, people would look at you like you had three heads. I know this was posted on X, but more people need to start dragging folks who do this in "polite company." Because this behavior is not limited to Naziville.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you said this nonsense about Christians, people would look at you like you had three heads. I know this was posted on X, but more people need to start dragging folks who do this in "polite company." Because this behavior is not limited to Naziville.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Men embracing reading is the absolute worst thing to happen to manosphere influencers and hate groups. They don't know how to pivot to take advantage of that. It's not like Andrew Tate is going to be able to lead a YouTube discussion on Watchmen.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Men embracing reading is the absolute worst thing to happen to manosphere influencers and hate groups. They don't know how to pivot to take advantage of that. It's not like Andrew Tate is going to be able to lead a YouTube discussion on Watchmen.
Loomer's about to go full Nicki Minaj over this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Loomer's about to go full Nicki Minaj over this.
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Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
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Your seasonal reminder that I design t-shirts (and related products) for grumps, queers, and weirdos.
Impress your relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner! Surprise Grandma with the perfect Hanukkah present! Support a queer, trans independent artist who's been job-hunting since April!
Impress your relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner! Surprise Grandma with the perfect Hanukkah present! Support a queer, trans independent artist who's been job-hunting since April!
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Your seasonal reminder that I design t-shirts (and related products) for grumps, queers, and weirdos.
Impress your relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner! Surprise Grandma with the perfect Hanukkah present! Support a queer, trans independent artist who's been job-hunting since April!
Impress your relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner! Surprise Grandma with the perfect Hanukkah present! Support a queer, trans independent artist who's been job-hunting since April!
I think the Pelosis have enjoyed more than enough insider trading, thank you.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think the Pelosis have enjoyed more than enough insider trading, thank you.
Oh, I feel some type of way about this. And since I plan to tell off everyone I can before I die, I am going to talk about it. Welcome to my Ted Talk: "Latin actors can save Star Wars--but does it deserve to be saved?"
Oscar Isaac is open to returning to Star Wars but “not so open to working with Disney”
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
“I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
(Via GQ)
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh, I feel some type of way about this. And since I plan to tell off everyone I can before I die, I am going to talk about it. Welcome to my Ted Talk: "Latin actors can save Star Wars--but does it deserve to be saved?"
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Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Good morning to everyone but especially to Lady Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whose judgement against Rudy Giuliani for defaming them and turning their lives upside down cannot be pardoned away by the president
These people do not leave the country to get away from minorities. They leave the country because they don't think their home country is abusing the marginalized enough. They could have left Houston for a tiny suburb in Idaho or Maine.
For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
They left Texas for Russia to escape 'LGBT indoctrination.' Turns out, it sucks.
Their Texas towns had too much "DEI" and "LGBT indoctrination." So they moved to Russia and became influencers.
www.chron.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
These people do not leave the country to get away from minorities. They leave the country because they don't think their home country is abusing the marginalized enough. They could have left Houston for a tiny suburb in Idaho or Maine.
The number of fake dating profile photos created from this will obliterate the water supply of several medium-sized American cities.
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The number of fake dating profile photos created from this will obliterate the water supply of several medium-sized American cities.
Who tf is still talking about American Eagle? We told jokes for a week and kept it moving. How can you be a pundit and be this out of touch?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Who tf is still talking about American Eagle? We told jokes for a week and kept it moving. How can you be a pundit and be this out of touch?
I love Babar more than anything and I am letting y'all know in advance that the minute he falls into public domain I will be using him to skewer black celebrity in a manner so vicious that it will make Bojack Horseman look like a puff piece.
when you realize Babar The Elephant becomes public domain in three years
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I love Babar more than anything and I am letting y'all know in advance that the minute he falls into public domain I will be using him to skewer black celebrity in a manner so vicious that it will make Bojack Horseman look like a puff piece.