Ryan Ken
@ryankenacts.bsky.social
Actor. Writer. Incomplete thoughts and shenanigans.
ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to
February 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to
Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.
I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!
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I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!
It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”
I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!
One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊
We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.
Forgot to show y’all my owl impression
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Forgot to show y’all my owl impression
Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.
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Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.
I promise to bring it back!
December 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I promise to bring it back!
I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.
There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall
Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance
Best candy on the market
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Best candy on the market
It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice
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My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.
Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!
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ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33