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I don't even do rollercoasters.

They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)

I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television

Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.

https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When the suggest is, for some fucking reason, adult Pokemon leagues.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When you spend 2 months nuking your self-esteem to hell on dating apps and get one (1) date
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We got another animal on the loose in Buffalo

www.instagram.com/reel/DQz6LBq...
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Glad to see this doozy again
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lmaoooo Jacob ran a FPP race. Every day my non-partisan hatred of RCV thrives.

Run. Off. Please.

www.instagram.com/p/DRPgbXfDpTx/
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Scots celebrating the World Cup

www.instagram.com/reel/DRPFZQq...
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wait, he paid for a writing studio?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was checking in on the dorks on Wikipedia arguing over.on various pages

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fr...
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Tyrese explaining that men are babies and women are better liars
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Tyrese self-help book excerpts? Sorry, old photos, no alt.

In this part, Tyrese explains how porn works
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
*gasp* Encyclopedia Brown's dad????
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Everyone when Olbermann drops his essay tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Minnesotans and the Southerners yelling, "It's a dry heat!"
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
DAY 1 AT MY NEW JOB AS A MEMBER OF THE SHIRT TALES

Tyg Tiger: Here's your shirt.

Me: Before I put this on, what's the threshold for activating it?

Tyg: Big feelings.

Me: *puts on shirt that immediately starts flashing GETTING FIRED*
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me, on date night, a year into a relationship with this man, hoping he does something different with the pot of date night noodles but knowing he won't
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Which reminds me of this...
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Okay but boil pasta is already my typical Sunday activity
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
South Carolina:
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pitt 🤝🏿 Williams
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Murray St, South Carolina, things of that nature....
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Blood week this week 👀

Blood week this week, queen???

Blood week this week 👀

(These are all still so close)
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyway, you wasn't out there in kindergarten being the saddest little princess
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM