Kat
@katriddell.bsky.social
writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” “lewd but a gentleman.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns)
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Kat
@katriddell.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I mostly read romance and horror bc if someone’s guts aren’t being somehow rearranged then I’m really not interested.
At the intersection of “shower will make my muscles feel better” and “shower will make my skin feel worse”
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
At the intersection of “shower will make my muscles feel better” and “shower will make my skin feel worse”
Great news: I now get to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese!
Bad news: Coleslaw is ALSO trying to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese
Bad news: Coleslaw is ALSO trying to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Great news: I now get to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese!
Bad news: Coleslaw is ALSO trying to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese
Bad news: Coleslaw is ALSO trying to eat a whole loaf of bread with cheddar cheese
Me: because god loves…wondrous variety, or whatever Morgan Freeman said in Robin Hood
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Me: because god loves…wondrous variety, or whatever Morgan Freeman said in Robin Hood
Oh, HELL yeah
My very first book under contract with Simon & Schuster. Comes out in less than two months. It’s very gay and filled with a ton of rage/grief/horror. My agent refers to this book as “A LITTLE LIFE written by the love child of David Cronenberg and Clive Barker.” 🖤
January 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Oh, HELL yeah
Okay, have added 100g each water and flour as well as a *handwaves* amount of yeast and honey to the dough and we are going to try rise 3: return of the yeast
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Okay, have added 100g each water and flour as well as a *handwaves* amount of yeast and honey to the dough and we are going to try rise 3: return of the yeast
I pulled Stevie out of the fridge yesterday so I could make sourdough today and my poor little loaf is not rising at all 😭
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I pulled Stevie out of the fridge yesterday so I could make sourdough today and my poor little loaf is not rising at all 😭
Working on adding a new trick to Coleslaw’s morning and…well,it’s going.
Me: sit!
Coleslaw: *sits*
Me: spin!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: lie down!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: no, on the ground
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: for the love of—
Coleslaw: *lies down*
Me: sit!
Coleslaw: *sits*
Me: spin!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: lie down!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: no, on the ground
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: for the love of—
Coleslaw: *lies down*
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Working on adding a new trick to Coleslaw’s morning and…well,it’s going.
Me: sit!
Coleslaw: *sits*
Me: spin!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: lie down!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: no, on the ground
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: for the love of—
Coleslaw: *lies down*
Me: sit!
Coleslaw: *sits*
Me: spin!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: lie down!
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: no, on the ground
Coleslaw: *spins*
Me: for the love of—
Coleslaw: *lies down*
It still feels like -20 out but my trash can literally overfloweth.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It still feels like -20 out but my trash can literally overfloweth.
Sriracha bottle just exploded all over this bowl of cheesy noodles, RIP my entire digestive tract
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Sriracha bottle just exploded all over this bowl of cheesy noodles, RIP my entire digestive tract
Reposted by Kat
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Generalize your skeets. What’s your most typical, average skeet?
My dog is the best dog in the whole world! My dog is evil incarnate! *cries over the concept of geologic time.* Oh boy I love gin. Surely this little craft will fix me. Look at how good I am at having a healthy body! I love my dog.
My dog is the best dog in the whole world! My dog is evil incarnate! *cries over the concept of geologic time.* Oh boy I love gin. Surely this little craft will fix me. Look at how good I am at having a healthy body! I love my dog.
Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, most average skeet?
Anna Akhmatova was bisexual and I will prove it. Look at my stress knitting. Oh boy, more scholarly incompetence. In this incredibly trying time can I offer you anarchism and compassion. Surely this meme will cure my anxiety.
Anna Akhmatova was bisexual and I will prove it. Look at my stress knitting. Oh boy, more scholarly incompetence. In this incredibly trying time can I offer you anarchism and compassion. Surely this meme will cure my anxiety.
Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, most average skeet?
Read my novels. Check out my podcast. Did you know my hometown was founded by a legendary disaster bisexual? I am about to acquire enormous breast implants.
Read my novels. Check out my podcast. Did you know my hometown was founded by a legendary disaster bisexual? I am about to acquire enormous breast implants.
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Generalize your skeets. What’s your most typical, average skeet?
My dog is the best dog in the whole world! My dog is evil incarnate! *cries over the concept of geologic time.* Oh boy I love gin. Surely this little craft will fix me. Look at how good I am at having a healthy body! I love my dog.
My dog is the best dog in the whole world! My dog is evil incarnate! *cries over the concept of geologic time.* Oh boy I love gin. Surely this little craft will fix me. Look at how good I am at having a healthy body! I love my dog.
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN HISTORIC DRESS HAVING FEELINGS AT EACH OTHER AND TOUCHING FACES (GENITALS) ABOUT IT
ALSO SHENANIGANS
ALSO SHENANIGANS
meanwhile it's already free on itch!
if a book about two variously nonbinary youths making horny bad decisions in magic 1820s Paris sounds fun to you, I would recommend you download it there. ~10 sex scenes, some murders, zero dollars feliciadavin.itch.io/vandj
if a book about two variously nonbinary youths making horny bad decisions in magic 1820s Paris sounds fun to you, I would recommend you download it there. ~10 sex scenes, some murders, zero dollars feliciadavin.itch.io/vandj
The Scandalous Letters of V and J (French Letters, Book 1) by FeliciaDavin
queer romance told in letters, set in magic 1820s Paris
feliciadavin.itch.io
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN HISTORIC DRESS HAVING FEELINGS AT EACH OTHER AND TOUCHING FACES (GENITALS) ABOUT IT
ALSO SHENANIGANS
ALSO SHENANIGANS
ANOTHER SNOW DAY today, you know what that means (10mg gummy and screaming at the horrors + little crafts)
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ANOTHER SNOW DAY today, you know what that means (10mg gummy and screaming at the horrors + little crafts)
Okay time to do friendship homework (read article club article)
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Okay time to do friendship homework (read article club article)
Coleslaw wearing a tiny sombrero (against her will) and Coleslaw wearing a pair of duck-feet baby booties (also against her will).
For reasons.
For reasons.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Coleslaw wearing a tiny sombrero (against her will) and Coleslaw wearing a pair of duck-feet baby booties (also against her will).
For reasons.
For reasons.
Coleslaw just VERY INTENSELY watched a woman get brained with an ashtray on the tv and then immediately looked away once the scene changed, what is wrong with my daughter
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Coleslaw just VERY INTENSELY watched a woman get brained with an ashtray on the tv and then immediately looked away once the scene changed, what is wrong with my daughter
Snow day tomorrow, you know what that means (weeknight rum and diet coke + 10mg gummy)
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Snow day tomorrow, you know what that means (weeknight rum and diet coke + 10mg gummy)
This morning I dropped Coleslaw’s green treat getting it out of the bag and she raced to go pick it up, brought it back to the rug, dropped it, and looked at me confusedly like “tricks now?”
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This morning I dropped Coleslaw’s green treat getting it out of the bag and she raced to go pick it up, brought it back to the rug, dropped it, and looked at me confusedly like “tricks now?”
Today’s last-minute therapy lore drop was the entire saga of being tragically in love with my straight friend all through college, ultimately resulting in the fracturing the friend group and my getting Caitlin in the divorce.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Today’s last-minute therapy lore drop was the entire saga of being tragically in love with my straight friend all through college, ultimately resulting in the fracturing the friend group and my getting Caitlin in the divorce.
He/Him-Man and the Masters of the Universe
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
He/Him-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Xfinity emailing me about my
membership status and exclusive deals and rewards, don’t make me tap the fucking sign
membership status and exclusive deals and rewards, don’t make me tap the fucking sign
I do not know how to explain to Xfinity that the only “rewards” I want are for my internet to work and for it to cost $50
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Xfinity emailing me about my
membership status and exclusive deals and rewards, don’t make me tap the fucking sign
membership status and exclusive deals and rewards, don’t make me tap the fucking sign
Enthusiastic young sailor seeks experienced older cannibal for bottom greasing
grease the bottom
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Enthusiastic young sailor seeks experienced older cannibal for bottom greasing
I am on the bus. And my breakfast is still in the fridge.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I am on the bus. And my breakfast is still in the fridge.
The thing with edging is that you gotta follow through eventually. Soon.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The thing with edging is that you gotta follow through eventually. Soon.
For the love of god, Mattressor!
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 PM
For the love of god, Mattressor!