and subsequently have his asshole evaluated by the police

but did Johnny shoot his boyfriend

Phebe: 🌸 english romanticism 🌸

Kat: 💀 toxic gay frenchmen 💀

I just realized that every time you say “bright star” I’ve been thinking you were talking about “total eclipse” and those are very different poets

I gave in and got a blanket from the basket. I am sure that it will be a part of Coleslaw’s nest by morning.

I am never beating the weird neighbor allegations

I still have to go through the dresser bc I know the bottom two drawers especially are clothing purgatory bc they’re always blocked by Coleslaw’s squishmallow pit.

teenage mutant transmasc kippah

omg so precious 😭😭😭😭

you make a compelling point

😭😭😭😭 he is so perfect

get out of bed?? on this, the day of anticapitalist sloth????

“Kat are you crying about the scale of geologic time again” maybe!

She’s just so beautiful and she loves me so much and we exist in the same spacetime and out of millions and millions of years of evolution we are the organisms we are and we found each other and are building a life together it’s a fucking miracle I can’t believe how lucky I am I love her so much

Yeah, thankfully the stock pot is a lightweight cuusineart one—I can’t imagine how much my mother’s big old pot would have hurt!

Like, was I excited about the concerts at the music festivals at the time? Yes. Do any of them have anything to do with the person I’ve been for the last almost twenty years? No.

Yeah, aside from local/school choir/band concerts and several Christian music festivals as a teen, I’ve only seen Bonerama.

Galadriel did see the two trees, so she for sure remembers the Silmarils, and Elrond’s mother had one in her possession until her death, I think, so he would too.

Tombo…I just assume he knows/remembers everything.