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SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE

#UTV #TheHorrorsPersist #sheffield 🐾🐾
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"black cats aren't photogenic"

ok then explain this
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Glad I’m working from home today so no-one sees me barking at my phone
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We literally have a cancer charity hospital and clinical trials centre in town so this doesn't seem 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
New christmas lights coming today, absolutely BUZZIN, they are warm white AND can be multicolour AND a mix of both. Legit.

Also, to add, if you like bright white lights over warm white lights, you need to be in prison.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Vinted has changed how it does sizing and now nearly all of the submissions from before the change are wrong. So that's fun.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the feminine urge to spend £100 on unhinged christmas tree decorations
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Love having my fave babes signing new contracts for Villa
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
just had to put the lamp on, games gone
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He's so good I just absolutely adore him
When #AVFC needed leaders and clarity at the start of this season, John McGinn offered both. He has spoken about players writing their names in club folklore, which, in his case, has surely been achieved. He is a modern-day Villa legend. @theathleticfc.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
John McGinn, Aston Villa legend
The captain, who achieved a notable milestone last week, has been pivotal to the club's resurgence after a slow start to the season
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I just remembered what I was going to post last night.

Fantasy is the best Earth, Wind and Fire song.

Thinking of You is the best Sister Sledge song.

Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So I'm halfway through the first episode of Pluribus and I just want to give the mid episode non spoiler reaction of YO. YO.

YO.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just realised I hadn't seen a YouTube vlog by the lonely sad middle aged Japanese salaryman whose wife hates him for ages and it looks like I have three months of lonely sad middle aged Japanese salaryman videos to catch up with, I am delighted.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh Ferrari
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Funny
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love Malen let it be known
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BIG ROSS
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
👌
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hhahhaa YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Emiiiiii BuendiAAAAAAAAA
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Spreading a little Lao Gan Ma on your toast before popping an egg on it? Divine.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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And they say there are no new sitcom ideas
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM