Kashana
@kashana.blacksky.app
TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
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Kashana
@kashana.blacksky.app
· Jul 15
The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.
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Spotted @kashana.blacksky.app The Payback at Gladys bookstore in Bed Stuy
December 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Spotted @kashana.blacksky.app The Payback at Gladys bookstore in Bed Stuy
I’m only 3/4ths through this book, but I’m wrecked. Lots of people have correctly noted that it feels important, but (a) he’s a damn good storyteller, and (b) it’s hard to read this and not constantly see how the attempt to prop up the violence of western hegemony wrecks all our lives
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m only 3/4ths through this book, but I’m wrecked. Lots of people have correctly noted that it feels important, but (a) he’s a damn good storyteller, and (b) it’s hard to read this and not constantly see how the attempt to prop up the violence of western hegemony wrecks all our lives
“There’s a responsible way to use AI”
“There’s a responsible way to pay more for electricity, poison Black people, and encourage teens to kill themselves”
“There’s a responsible way to pay more for electricity, poison Black people, and encourage teens to kill themselves”
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“There’s a responsible way to use AI”
“There’s a responsible way to pay more for electricity, poison Black people, and encourage teens to kill themselves”
“There’s a responsible way to pay more for electricity, poison Black people, and encourage teens to kill themselves”
Racism is so boring that they’re out here trying to invent racism 2
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Racism is so boring that they’re out here trying to invent racism 2
It’s always sad when pop tarts resort to cannibalism
And we have a Pop Tarts mascot grilling Pop Tarts, must be tough to see in those things
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s always sad when pop tarts resort to cannibalism
28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts
An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
@startribune.com finally stands up for the truly forgotten! White men! Can't make this shit up
www.startribune.com/2026-reading...
www.startribune.com/2026-reading...
Opinion | You can’t be diverse if you exclude white men
Those year-end book lists that claim to be all about diversity often seem to miss this one major demographic, Annie Holmquist writes.
www.startribune.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
Completely worth being taken hostage for
The gas in Die Hard was 75 cent a gallon.
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Completely worth being taken hostage for
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
You will be visited by three spirits, and it will feel good.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You will be visited by three spirits, and it will feel good.
Watching Die Hard and wondering if Bruce Willis invented the modern tradition of men in action movies rescuing people in a tank top
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Watching Die Hard and wondering if Bruce Willis invented the modern tradition of men in action movies rescuing people in a tank top
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imagine being born with the potential to develop incredible skill, athleticism, and height, toiling and training for decades to actualize world class ability, only to be awarded the title of "Denver Nugget"
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
imagine being born with the potential to develop incredible skill, athleticism, and height, toiling and training for decades to actualize world class ability, only to be awarded the title of "Denver Nugget"
“Hey kids, need a seasonal job? Come cover up crimes for Christmas.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Hey kids, need a seasonal job? Come cover up crimes for Christmas.”
Man in dead industry tells the kids to just do what he did and become famous in 2005
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Man in dead industry tells the kids to just do what he did and become famous in 2005
“Oops, sorry, I thought everyone would name the weird racial profiling stops that get people thrown in concentration camps after somebody else.”
Kavanaugh goes out of his way to pen a footnote not having to deal with the case at hand.
He appears to be trying to narrow the forces he unleashed with his prior opinion allowing for race- and ethnicity-based #KavanaughStops
He appears to be trying to narrow the forces he unleashed with his prior opinion allowing for race- and ethnicity-based #KavanaughStops
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Oops, sorry, I thought everyone would name the weird racial profiling stops that get people thrown in concentration camps after somebody else.”
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Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Told my family I don’t really care what christmas gift they get me as long as it’s Tactical
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news
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logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
Absolutely dying that like, 10% of their scandals are like “whoa whoa whoa, I thought we all signed a contract that says we’re doing the racism to everyone except me”
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Absolutely dying that like, 10% of their scandals are like “whoa whoa whoa, I thought we all signed a contract that says we’re doing the racism to everyone except me”
I hadn’t thought about 60 Minutes in forever, but then they started hiding the news, like a cool scavenger hunt.
December 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I hadn’t thought about 60 Minutes in forever, but then they started hiding the news, like a cool scavenger hunt.
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
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Exactly what we expected
![Screenshot of article which reads: According to a report by the DOJ’s Office of Legal Counsel, minority-serving institution programs are unlawful because they award money to colleges and universities based on the percentage of students of a certain race. The report said such programs “effectively [employ] a racial quota by limiting institutional eligibility to schools with a certain racial composition” and should no longer be funded.
The report also deemed it unconstitutional that two scholarship providers, the United Negro College Fund and the Hispanic Scholarship Fund, both of which award scholarships to students of a specific race, are given access to Free Application for Federal Student Aid data.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ozma3timm5c32fa7bimb4zaj/bafkreiagwy5bp74avvsezakkesczbszl4sj2gdrzbclxkmdk6gyemdy22y@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Exactly what we expected
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma