Tiricohairline
@trejames.bsky.social
95% of this shit is lies for entertainment purposes only. The other 95% is truth thats going to be hard to handle. Save your long winded replies for people you know.
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Tiricohairline
@trejames.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Not gone lie, I thought Picasso lived in like 1654 or some bullshit. This painting ass negro died in 1973.
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A “matte scalp” shouldn’t be so damn funny.
As a bald man, do you prefer your head to be shiny or matte. And why?
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A “matte scalp” shouldn’t be so damn funny.
And why is that a good deal, lol.
Airport pricing is crazy because why is a sandwich, a banana, and a bottle of water $25?
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And why is that a good deal, lol.
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Followup question(s). If you prefer shiny , do you put like.. a top coat on it to seal in the shine or like.. buff it throughout the day or..
As a bald man, do you prefer your head to be shiny or matte. And why?
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Followup question(s). If you prefer shiny , do you put like.. a top coat on it to seal in the shine or like.. buff it throughout the day or..
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Isn't it weird how most of the Gaza stan Harris-haters fully disappeared ten seconds after the election?
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Isn't it weird how most of the Gaza stan Harris-haters fully disappeared ten seconds after the election?
The hall gotta open up how many people can be inducted at one time.
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The hall gotta open up how many people can be inducted at one time.
I bet you Kitchenista would cook the world's finest rock up. Would probably taste like lavender or some shit.
One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet you Kitchenista would cook the world's finest rock up. Would probably taste like lavender or some shit.
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One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
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8 hours. Because my wife is going to remember she forgot something once we're at the airport.
How long before your flight takes off do you get to the airport?
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
8 hours. Because my wife is going to remember she forgot something once we're at the airport.
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No ears but so many opinions 🙃
Brother Pastor???????
My bowels got looser than Alphas at homecoming
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No ears but so many opinions 🙃
Ive done this and those people were calling my name over the intercom, lol.
I’ve never missed the flight. Although I was running through Hartsfield like Bo Jackson trying to get to my gate before it closed. I was the LAST person on the plane.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ive done this and those people were calling my name over the intercom, lol.
Look at my pinned skeet and here this muthafukka was in 1956 with Brigitte Bardot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Look at my pinned skeet and here this muthafukka was in 1956 with Brigitte Bardot.
😂😂😂😂
okay. i honestly can’t dispute the “outlandish” part…
you still got the spirit of a bald nigga tho.
you still got the spirit of a bald nigga tho.
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
😂😂😂😂
Okay. Im going back to work now. So long, everybody.
Hi, stranger here. This is insane
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Okay. Im going back to work now. So long, everybody.
I thought the beads on it were a nice touch.
You put a braided coochie on the SL during primetime last night.
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I thought the beads on it were a nice touch.
Man, I got viagra if I need something old brought up.
You put a braided coochie on the SL during primetime last night.
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Man, I got viagra if I need something old brought up.
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Trevon Diggs was the least targeted cornerback on a per-snap basis among this group and still ranked 94th in adjusted yards allowed per coverage snap
Through Week 17 update
Top 30 cornerbacks in adjusted yards allowed per coverage snap (bumped min. to 150, 117 qualified CBs)
charting: PFF
adj yards formula: p-f-r
Top 30 cornerbacks in adjusted yards allowed per coverage snap (bumped min. to 150, 117 qualified CBs)
charting: PFF
adj yards formula: p-f-r
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trevon Diggs was the least targeted cornerback on a per-snap basis among this group and still ranked 94th in adjusted yards allowed per coverage snap
Never
so yall don’t feel like yall being toxic?
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Never
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I thought the sharing food thing was all jokes to get the people going. I've never seen it serious in real life but we are in the age of the Podcast Motherfucka.
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I thought the sharing food thing was all jokes to get the people going. I've never seen it serious in real life but we are in the age of the Podcast Motherfucka.
Wait one gotdamn minute
I’m taking bets on who is the first person this is going to get used on.
Tre is the overwhelming favorite at -225.
Tony is a +100.
There’s a few dark horses.
Tre is the overwhelming favorite at -225.
Tony is a +100.
There’s a few dark horses.
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wait one gotdamn minute
I've never felt fake boobs before, are they as hard as they look? Those jokers look unforgiving from the outside looking in.
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I've never felt fake boobs before, are they as hard as they look? Those jokers look unforgiving from the outside looking in.
Somebody gotta do a study on WR1's in the NFL. Sumn aint right with them boys.
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Somebody gotta do a study on WR1's in the NFL. Sumn aint right with them boys.
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I’m CRYING, who got the video of the entire Vikings locker room being asked who they wouldn’t want their daughters to date and the resounding answer was “DIGGS!”?
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m CRYING, who got the video of the entire Vikings locker room being asked who they wouldn’t want their daughters to date and the resounding answer was “DIGGS!”?
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post