Tiricohairline
@trejames.bsky.social
95% of this shit is lies for entertainment purposes only. The other 95% is truth thats going to be hard to handle. Save your long winded replies for people you know.
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Tiricohairline
@trejames.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Not gone lie, I thought Picasso lived in like 1654 or some bullshit. This painting ass negro died in 1973.
The skeet thats pinned on here has been pinned on my twitter since 2018. Its crazy how many comics have stolen that joke. Lately Im seeing Joe List running around with it. These people could easily reach out and ask to use it and Id be cool with it. But they want to be hoes instead.
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The skeet thats pinned on here has been pinned on my twitter since 2018. Its crazy how many comics have stolen that joke. Lately Im seeing Joe List running around with it. These people could easily reach out and ask to use it and Id be cool with it. But they want to be hoes instead.
Damn, they really got Moveyahand outta here huh? Damn shame.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Damn, they really got Moveyahand outta here huh? Damn shame.
Times aint hard?
The level of BROKE is astronomical if this is true. Smh
Yall asking women to pregame before first dates at yalls cribs now to “save money”?
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Times aint hard?
The fucking WORST
Damn I just heard my remote fall behind my bed 😩😩😩
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The fucking WORST
Okay, first I see boudin stuffed wings, now this. I need a plate.
Went back to Sun Chong and got the gumbo dumplings. Them thangs so damn good. They put Etouffee Dumplings on menu. Next time I go, that’s what I’m getting. 😂
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Okay, first I see boudin stuffed wings, now this. I need a plate.
Im in Phoenix, its hard to avoid if you want anything remotely nice.
I’m from the city. You can 🤣 that gated community nonsense is white people bullshit.
It really depends on where you live, you damn near cant avoid them.
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Im in Phoenix, its hard to avoid if you want anything remotely nice.
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Fuck the cold, we wanted wings
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Fuck the cold, we wanted wings
It really depends on where you live, you damn near cant avoid them.
It’s not even the first. Willingly signing up for Karen to come police you on some shit you spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on (and sometimes millions) sounds fully mental.
One of the women at work was speaking about how she had to go home and take down all of her Christmas decorations because the HOA requires that is down by the end of today.
Baby, when I say fuck these HOA’s. They have way too much fucking say so in yalls lives.
Baby, when I say fuck these HOA’s. They have way too much fucking say so in yalls lives.
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It really depends on where you live, you damn near cant avoid them.
WTF?
Stuffed boudin chicken wings for tomorrow ?!
a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his chin .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his chin .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WTF?
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A “matte scalp” shouldn’t be so damn funny.
As a bald man, do you prefer your head to be shiny or matte. And why?
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A “matte scalp” shouldn’t be so damn funny.
And why is that a good deal, lol.
Airport pricing is crazy because why is a sandwich, a banana, and a bottle of water $25?
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And why is that a good deal, lol.
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Followup question(s). If you prefer shiny , do you put like.. a top coat on it to seal in the shine or like.. buff it throughout the day or..
As a bald man, do you prefer your head to be shiny or matte. And why?
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Followup question(s). If you prefer shiny , do you put like.. a top coat on it to seal in the shine or like.. buff it throughout the day or..
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Isn't it weird how most of the Gaza stan Harris-haters fully disappeared ten seconds after the election?
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Isn't it weird how most of the Gaza stan Harris-haters fully disappeared ten seconds after the election?
The hall gotta open up how many people can be inducted at one time.
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The hall gotta open up how many people can be inducted at one time.
I bet you Kitchenista would cook the world's finest rock up. Would probably taste like lavender or some shit.
One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet you Kitchenista would cook the world's finest rock up. Would probably taste like lavender or some shit.
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One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One minute y'all saying watch what you say on SM because of AI and the government next minute y'all answering what's the best crack cooking recipe
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8 hours. Because my wife is going to remember she forgot something once we're at the airport.
How long before your flight takes off do you get to the airport?
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
8 hours. Because my wife is going to remember she forgot something once we're at the airport.
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No ears but so many opinions 🙃
Brother Pastor???????
My bowels got looser than Alphas at homecoming
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No ears but so many opinions 🙃
Ive done this and those people were calling my name over the intercom, lol.
I’ve never missed the flight. Although I was running through Hartsfield like Bo Jackson trying to get to my gate before it closed. I was the LAST person on the plane.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ive done this and those people were calling my name over the intercom, lol.
Look at my pinned skeet and here this muthafukka was in 1956 with Brigitte Bardot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Look at my pinned skeet and here this muthafukka was in 1956 with Brigitte Bardot.
😂😂😂😂
okay. i honestly can’t dispute the “outlandish” part…
you still got the spirit of a bald nigga tho.
you still got the spirit of a bald nigga tho.
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
😂😂😂😂
Okay. Im going back to work now. So long, everybody.
Hi, stranger here. This is insane
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Okay. Im going back to work now. So long, everybody.
I thought the beads on it were a nice touch.
You put a braided coochie on the SL during primetime last night.
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I thought the beads on it were a nice touch.