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I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm
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Everyone can skeet what they want, but I’m probably going to curate my feed quite a bit differently over here. I love everyone, but if your skeets aren’t the vibe I want, I’m going to mute you. I still love you, feel free to DM.
One thing I’m not gonna do, is add news folks to my feed. So Rupar and Acyn…not gonna have y’all Debbie Downer my feed 😂

Phil Lewis, you can stay.
Hell is an 8 and under youth baseball parent’s group text.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Coparenting when your kid needs a little more attention in a public school in Texas needs to be codified in the Geneva Convention.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is not even a reply. This man sat down as his computer, opened up a new outlook message, typed in a pedophile’s email address (that he surely didn’t even have to finish typing before the address popped up), & then composed this novel email that hatched from his brain. Entirely unprompted.
Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I’d get that upper deck ken griffey jr rookie card
i’d have a jurassic park pinball machine
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
My favorite picture from the night.
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
We have a winner!
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
About to get in the car and drive home, y’all have 30 minutes to guess what 90s game the baby insisted on playing.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Fuck yeah
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Who all up Djokin their Sinner
If Bluesky is the App of Sports who all is watching some tennis right now
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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I am also doing this by the way.
Sources: Anthropic raises its revenue forecasts to $18B in 2026, $55B in 2027, and $148B in 2029, delaying its cash flow positive expectations by a year to 2028 (Sri Muppidi/The Information)

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January 28, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Cabernet time
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It’s against the terms of service to say what should be done to fix this
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I KNOW HOW
STARS WIN SOMEHOW
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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She was gonna beat that man’s ass
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“Haha, no, I’m just here for the food. I like your vibe too though, thank you!”
Orgy food probably good as hell if it ain’t in the same room as the fuckin
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Teddy Roosevelt shit
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Stars should NOT have let the Wild have this color combo.
the beautiful game
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Teddy Roosevelt shit
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I was wondering whatever happened to Madison Cawthorn
check out this guy i found
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If you’re in line stay in line I guess
January 28, 2026 at 1:32 AM