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the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.
the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.
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weld county garage (and gas station), routes 85 & 34, greeley, colorado, 1980
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
weld county garage (and gas station), routes 85 & 34, greeley, colorado, 1980
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It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
this game is stupid
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this game is stupid
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"truly it was out of curiosity"
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Alright yeah Abolish the Senate
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Alright yeah Abolish the Senate
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1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3) Never start a flamewar with someone whose occupation on Wikipedia is "novelist, short story writer, playwright, poet, literary critic, professor, editor"
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3) Never start a flamewar with someone whose occupation on Wikipedia is "novelist, short story writer, playwright, poet, literary critic, professor, editor"
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3) Never start a flamewar with someone whose occupation on Wikipedia is "novelist, short story writer, playwright, poet, literary critic, professor, editor"
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
3) Never start a flamewar with someone whose occupation on Wikipedia is "novelist, short story writer, playwright, poet, literary critic, professor, editor"
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The football is so bad.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The football is so bad.
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
we’ll get nothing and like it
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
we’ll get nothing and like it
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Watching this Joyce Carol Oates vs Elon thing like Salieri watched Mozart in AMADEUS...
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background .
Alt: a close up of a salieris face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Watching this Joyce Carol Oates vs Elon thing like Salieri watched Mozart in AMADEUS...
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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slitting Joyce carol throates
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
slitting Joyce carol throates
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JOYCE CAROL GOATES
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
JOYCE CAROL GOATES
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In honor of the 56th anniversary of the premiere of Sesame Street, here's a behind-the-scenes shot of puppeteer Caroll Spinney, who famously performed Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch from the show's inception until 2018.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
In honor of the 56th anniversary of the premiere of Sesame Street, here's a behind-the-scenes shot of puppeteer Caroll Spinney, who famously performed Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch from the show's inception until 2018.
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Progressive groups yes but also a lot of the federal employees involved with all this
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www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th...
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Progressive groups yes but also a lot of the federal employees involved with all this
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th...
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th...
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Chicago is close enough for me, who’s in
Dick Clark’s New Year’s Suckin’ Fuckin’ Eve
"Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve" is hosting its first-ever Chicago countdown this year. blockclubchi.co/3LvmtWe
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chicago is close enough for me, who’s in
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There’s been a twin drought in the NHL. We’ve had plenty of brothers, but none of them look alike. It’s about time we get some twins back in the league.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There’s been a twin drought in the NHL. We’ve had plenty of brothers, but none of them look alike. It’s about time we get some twins back in the league.
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This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
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this tracks
Every time Kim Davis loses in court we all get 10% more gay
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
this tracks
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my kingdom for a good game
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
my kingdom for a good game
raiders cowboys next week?? 🥴🥴🥴
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
raiders cowboys next week?? 🥴🥴🥴
we got another rock fight going?
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
we got another rock fight going?
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯