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best of the midwest, medium-tall
best of the midwest, medium-tall
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Happening Now: Six people have chained themselves together outside Morrill Hall at the University of Minnesota, saying they won’t leave until President Rebecca Cunningham meets with them and declares the campus a sanctuary and ends all cooperation with ICE.
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Happening Now: Six people have chained themselves together outside Morrill Hall at the University of Minnesota, saying they won’t leave until President Rebecca Cunningham meets with them and declares the campus a sanctuary and ends all cooperation with ICE.
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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Wow, first the metaverse and NFTs and now this. I can't believe this keeps happening with all these expensive products that don't do anything.
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Investors Concerned AI Bubble Is Finally Popping
Investors are becoming incredibly antsy about the Magnificent Seven's enormous AI spending plans, stoking renewed fears over an AI bubble.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Wow, first the metaverse and NFTs and now this. I can't believe this keeps happening with all these expensive products that don't do anything.
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okay so SUNSCREEN is the exception lol you don’t want to get got by expired sunscreen, but the rest of it??? nah. still good!
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
okay so SUNSCREEN is the exception lol you don’t want to get got by expired sunscreen, but the rest of it??? nah. still good!
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We leave our ballet companies to languish, underfunded. We make fun of Dance as a university major.
But when it’s time to open up the world’s biggest sporting event, who do we call upon? The noble dancer.
But when it’s time to open up the world’s biggest sporting event, who do we call upon? The noble dancer.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We leave our ballet companies to languish, underfunded. We make fun of Dance as a university major.
But when it’s time to open up the world’s biggest sporting event, who do we call upon? The noble dancer.
But when it’s time to open up the world’s biggest sporting event, who do we call upon? The noble dancer.
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Expiration dates? Mere suggestion
"Best by" dates?
"Best by" dates?
a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all
Alt: Jon Hamm as Draper, standing in an elevator, with the caption "I don't think about you at all."
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February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Expiration dates? Mere suggestion
"Best by" dates?
"Best by" dates?
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"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
oh are we doing expiration date discourse you don’t want to hear wha i think about those lol
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
oh are we doing expiration date discourse you don’t want to hear wha i think about those lol
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
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booing jd vance from my bed bc they told me don’t
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
booing jd vance from my bed bc they told me don’t
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Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
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there's gotta be a better way to say this
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
there's gotta be a better way to say this
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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I wrote about how the women Epstein and co victimized have been minimized and ignored as individuals even in popular discourse about the very abuse they endured—and how the legal system has punished them and other women, not helped them, for daring to come forward.
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Even the most famous victims are silenced
From the Epstein files to Amber Heard, we obsess over victims while denying their own right to speak.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I wrote about how the women Epstein and co victimized have been minimized and ignored as individuals even in popular discourse about the very abuse they endured—and how the legal system has punished them and other women, not helped them, for daring to come forward.
spitfirenews.com/p/even-the-m...
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It’s strange to take the position that poor people need AI bc they cannot afford to make art when poor people are greatly impacted by the environmental and ecological effects of data centers.
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s strange to take the position that poor people need AI bc they cannot afford to make art when poor people are greatly impacted by the environmental and ecological effects of data centers.
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More like I'm waymo likely to walk.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
More like I'm waymo likely to walk.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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The meats
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 AM
The meats
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WAKE THIS UP. That’s why they acting the way they are in these CBA negotiations. They never expected the ladies to do more than dribble 🙃
My most radical basketball take is that the NBA never wanted the WNBA to be profitable so they designed it as a write off for tax purposes… so they can give large contracts to NBA players…that is my conspiracy take of the day…
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
WAKE THIS UP. That’s why they acting the way they are in these CBA negotiations. They never expected the ladies to do more than dribble 🙃
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Kid Rock looks like he argues with gas station cashiers every time cigarettes go up in price
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Kid Rock looks like he argues with gas station cashiers every time cigarettes go up in price
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me outside MLB HQ when Manfred leaves or dies
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
me outside MLB HQ when Manfred leaves or dies
this is so dumb. none of this matters bc the president posted it. they’re lying to you and you’re happily trip-trapping down the trail of lies thinking something will be a gotcha.
Can we not know the name of the alleged staffer posting racist shit from Trump’s account, or would that be “doxing” too?
1. What is this person’s name?
2. How many of Trump’s posts, which impact the markets & foreign policy, are being made by this person?
3. Have they been fired?
1. What is this person’s name?
2. How many of Trump’s posts, which impact the markets & foreign policy, are being made by this person?
3. Have they been fired?
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
this is so dumb. none of this matters bc the president posted it. they’re lying to you and you’re happily trip-trapping down the trail of lies thinking something will be a gotcha.
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It’s funny they still feel the need to go with “phantom staffer/we got hacked/bad medication combo” still when their whole message for the past year has been “fuck your feelings”
They’re still bitch made weaklings
They’re still bitch made weaklings
Update: The White House has taken down the post and now claims a “staffer erroneously made the post” that was shared on President Donald Trump’s social media platform late Thursday night. White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt claimed earlier that the criticisms amounted to "fake outrage."
Via Jennifer Shutt “Donald Trump is a vile, unhinged and malignant bottom feeder,” U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wrote. “Why are GOP leaders like John Thune continuing to stand by this sick individual? Every single Republican must immediately denounce Donald Trump’s disgusting bigotry.”
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It’s funny they still feel the need to go with “phantom staffer/we got hacked/bad medication combo” still when their whole message for the past year has been “fuck your feelings”
They’re still bitch made weaklings
They’re still bitch made weaklings
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An ACCIDENT. Sometimes you get home from the store and you thought you bought whole milk but then you look at it and you actually posted a video of the black ex president depicted as a gorilla
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
An ACCIDENT. Sometimes you get home from the store and you thought you bought whole milk but then you look at it and you actually posted a video of the black ex president depicted as a gorilla