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best of the midwest
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All I want is for Democratic leaders to at least act like they understand that the Trump Regime is a criminal enterprise and that we're in an unprecedented Constitutional crisis. I know they can't stop it right now. I just want them to acknowledge it. And most of them can't even fucking do that.
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Abolish ICE
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
don’t share the video
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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This is what the administration wants - Miller in particular - and it's absolutely, 100 percent not going to go the way they think it will
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
this makes me feel good about the way i run TTT
Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.

You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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In short, every shithead you don't ban costs you ten other customers.

"A [potentially regular] customer doesn't say anything but never comes back" doesn't register with you as An Event the way that kicking someone out (temporarily or permanently) does, so it's extremely easy to miss it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.

You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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The dynamics describe here are true in all social spaces, including online

Excluding bad actors is a requisite if you want to assemble a crowd

On Bluesky, if you are a poster: block, not mute, ***BLOCK*** the toxic people in your replies and quote posts. It will hide their posts for everyone.

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I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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Bill Snyder dominated the portal before the portal even existed
@edsbs.bsky.social How would legendary coaches from the past fare recruiting in the portal? My #1 Bobby Bowden. would Mike Leach be great or terrible? unfortunately, I think Steve Spurrier would be terrible. "Do you wanna be a Gator or not?" Pete Carroll would be amazing. Jimmy Johnson?
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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"you can't kill us all" fuck yeah minneapolis
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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For my newsletter this morning, I called for a ban on Grok after X, the child porn app formerly known as Twitter, started removing the clothes of women and girls in photos posted on the site. www.burnsnotice.com/grok-the-chi...
Grok, the Child Porn Generator, Should Be Illegal
X, the child porn company formerly known as Twitter, is now removing the clothes of women and children with photos on the site on behalf of its users. I first joined Twitter in December 2015. Deeply ...
www.burnsnotice.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
tornado time
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Putting a big steak and a hunk of cheese on the same nutritional level as carrots is pretty much what I’d expect from the Wellness Fascism movement I guess
This is all pretty meh and conventional (thankfully)

*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X

*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS

*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
like people make fun of self-censoring but if this place really hides everything w something that could be construed as an insult, we’re going to have to
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
can’t put the word ‘idiot’ in a reply or this pissbaby social media site will hide it for being ‘rude’
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i do not enjoy pipette calibrations
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Please stop painting realistic pictures of tunnels. The coyotes are getting hurt.
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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The Economist says the cost of living crisis is mostly fake.
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
as i rearrange the songs again,
this mix could burn a hole in anyone
but it was you i was thinking of
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
what gave me the ick the most was when i knew he was stalking my twitter likes and would start texting me just as soon as he saw i was awake. like im not ready to interact w the world but it was like clockwork and buddy no one needs to be watching me that closely
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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of all tools used in the shadow of the moon, men are most apt to get out of order
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM