Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
The brains of the operation.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
America ‘captured’ Maduro the same way their ancestors ‘discovered’ the New World.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
America ‘captured’ Maduro the same way their ancestors ‘discovered’ the New World.
The original doomscrolling
If you don’t remember the TV Guide channel, I don’t know what we’re doing following each other.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The original doomscrolling
Back in my day we had to endure Larry Biel talking about erectile dysfunction.
A 60-second AI ad for boner pills on ESPN during halftime of the bowl game. Cool, cool.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Back in my day we had to endure Larry Biel talking about erectile dysfunction.
11 day road trip around Florida, 2600 miles of driving.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
11 day road trip around Florida, 2600 miles of driving.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
Ok, so…
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ok, so…
The old versions of what were good brands >>>
Honestly this is why I love the thrift store. A lot of older menswear is all natural fibers and well made. And January is when everyone is decluttering, its sure to be some gems 💎
Need a good cable sweater. Everyone now is super thin and scratchy. Just cheap
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The old versions of what were good brands >>>
/Marco Rubio shows up
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
/Marco Rubio shows up
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
Can’t wait to use this
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Can’t wait to use this
You’re getting good at it. Just push through.
I'm playing online craps and losing a thousand fake dollars in less than 7 minutes. Ain't no way I'm going to the casino
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
You’re getting good at it. Just push through.
Accusations tend to be silent admissions.
Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Accusations tend to be silent admissions.
Happy New Year to the wonderful people that live in my phone.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Happy New Year to the wonderful people that live in my phone.
Movie star trait
Random thought incoming…
MBJs characters all exist in the same multiverse. From an acting perspective.
No further comment.
MBJs characters all exist in the same multiverse. From an acting perspective.
No further comment.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Movie star trait
Tuning into the Don Lemon Party
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Tuning into the Don Lemon Party
Love a dramatic bathroom
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Love a dramatic bathroom
Republicans are Derrick Rose.
consent should be the word of the year for 2026
Mar-a-Lago spa employees allegedly warned one another about Epstein after he exposed himself during appointments and pressured at least one for sex.
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Republicans are Derrick Rose.
“I think you’d like me if you met me and that’s more important than the truth.”
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“I think you’d like me if you met me and that’s more important than the truth.”
My contribution to tonight’s dinner is Cuban white rice and PR-style stewed pink beans.
Otherwise there’s lechon, salad, mac and cheese, and corn souffle.
Otherwise there’s lechon, salad, mac and cheese, and corn souffle.
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
My contribution to tonight’s dinner is Cuban white rice and PR-style stewed pink beans.
Otherwise there’s lechon, salad, mac and cheese, and corn souffle.
Otherwise there’s lechon, salad, mac and cheese, and corn souffle.
Every complaint is them getting ready to do whatever it is, themselves.
I still find it hilarious that people were willing to brave literal death rather than sit at home with themselves.
Also it’s wild how so many people were were coming up with all this fake info regarding the vaccines but were signing up for so much Ozempic that diabetic people were out of meds.
Also it’s wild how so many people were were coming up with all this fake info regarding the vaccines but were signing up for so much Ozempic that diabetic people were out of meds.
Covid had folks sitting at home too long talking about, "plandemic" and thinking they were smarter than Dr. Fauci.
January 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Every complaint is them getting ready to do whatever it is, themselves.
Lowest common denominator everything
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Lowest common denominator everything
Sounds racist
Now why this lady tell me they sell these crackers in the Costco and they not here!
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sounds racist
Giving off big “disgraced state representative” photo evidence
Extremely rare photo of me (and Steeeeve) featuring one of those bottles of Andre, New Years 2013 at either Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun, I honestly can't remember.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Giving off big “disgraced state representative” photo evidence
Billionaires, being predictable, unoriginal, and worried about appearances turned St. Barth into their Myrtle Beach.
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Billionaires, being predictable, unoriginal, and worried about appearances turned St. Barth into their Myrtle Beach.
I genuinely believe he has VIP tickets to his own house, which includes:
-Cured meats and greet with the Wegman’s deli staff
-Arsenio Hall brand “good-ass cheese” tray
-Unlimited mini lobster rolls
-Beyonce karaoke
-Cured meats and greet with the Wegman’s deli staff
-Arsenio Hall brand “good-ass cheese” tray
-Unlimited mini lobster rolls
-Beyonce karaoke
We got VIP tix for this show tonight (ordering sushi for takeout)
Anyone else get tickets to this show tonight?
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I genuinely believe he has VIP tickets to his own house, which includes:
-Cured meats and greet with the Wegman’s deli staff
-Arsenio Hall brand “good-ass cheese” tray
-Unlimited mini lobster rolls
-Beyonce karaoke
-Cured meats and greet with the Wegman’s deli staff
-Arsenio Hall brand “good-ass cheese” tray
-Unlimited mini lobster rolls
-Beyonce karaoke