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I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
It. Just. Restarts.

Cubby Broccoli even brought back Connery AFTER Roger Moore.

It’s Highlander x Metaverse story - There can only be one at a time across the various timelines.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I was not expecting this, today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I haven’t been since high school, but…

One time in Philly I sat with Michael Bivins at a hotel bar and talked basketball for a while.
One thing you'll never see on social media:

Anyone from anywhere else ever saying a kind word about Boston.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Memphis, DC, Detroit, Lviv, Miami…

It’s a long list.
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Old nepo babies? Take your inheritance and fuck off.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Umatilla, FL
Columbus, OH
Which cities did you have the worst time in?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New Orleans
DC
New York
Miami
Copenhagen
Lviv
What cities have you had the most fun in?
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Congee and Immodium to cure what ails ya
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Besides WNBA players, I don’t give anyone the benefit of the doubt.
At this point, NFL players have to prove that they're not the opps. I'm not assuming anything based on race or where they're from
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dem “leadership” is a bunch of Susan Collins in kente cloth.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I guarantee this plot twist is amazing
I walk this path alone
YouTube video by Graeme Barrett
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is the FBI version of coaches dressing like Foot Locker employees.
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Publix sushi is a guaranteed win.
Get ya ears off the charger and listen:

“I don’t know what I want” doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. It means I’m about two inhales from being violently hangry & lack the executive function to navigate a menu. Know what I like to eat and FEED ME so no one gets hurt.
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Uncle Ruckus cocaine eyes.

I LOVE how bad every piece of clothing looks on him.
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s giving phone booth and cruise ship shower.
This front door: Smash or Pass?
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I used to say writing rich characters was a cheat code, but it’s equally laziness.
Ryan Coogler and Guillermo del Toro really said “look bitch some of us still know how to make a good movie.”

It’s also not shocking that both movies are paranormal thrillers. Enough with movies about boring rich white people talking.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I know MBS's death squad is going to use Mr Beast's Saudi theme park for things
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know my workday is in the home stretch when y’all start skeeting your stories.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sounds like what Big Sandals would call “the least of us,”
Thune: Democrats are fighting for a fraction of a fraction, for a tiny percentage of the small percentage of Americans who are on Obamacare.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kevin O'Leary is not an American, but he cosplays as one. He believes himself to be very important, inspired by fellow tv-based idiot Donald Trump.

Kevin has Canadian, Irish, and UAE citizenship. The latter makes me ultra-suspicious of what he's up to off camera.
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Evan
a “wing” is only half the actual wing. we are being ROBBED. give me the flat and drum still connected!!!!!
what are we going to fuss over today friends?
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We still obstruct 'til the sun come up
Racketeer when the Sun go down
They know what they’re doing is wrong.
DHS confirmed it has stopped automatically storing officials' text messages.

Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Delta has been growing the number of First and One class seats while reducing the overal number of flights.
“More people on less flights” is the solution.

Frontier is going to charge a fortune for overhead seating.
If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM