Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
The brains of the operation.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Picturing me sweating in the parlor while I explain my intentions and a recent four month journey from Florida to Texas.
I’m wearing seersucker.
I’m wearing seersucker.
If there’s one thing I’ma do I’ma grill my friend’s gentlemen callers
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Picturing me sweating in the parlor while I explain my intentions and a recent four month journey from Florida to Texas.
I’m wearing seersucker.
I’m wearing seersucker.
Kinda the big difference between them and the Lakers.
They do a hell of a job with player development.
It just seems like every young player we get seems to get better when they get here. Must just be Celtics luck, right?
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Kinda the big difference between them and the Lakers.
Some foods picked up in Florida
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Some foods picked up in Florida
As a Floridian, this is an unexpected take.
Rubio bumbled and failed upward for two decades because he was the FL GOP Machine’s most compliant drone.
He fell backwards in the one position to make his wildest dream come true.
Rubio bumbled and failed upward for two decades because he was the FL GOP Machine’s most compliant drone.
He fell backwards in the one position to make his wildest dream come true.
Rubio has been thinking about how to move the game pieces to the places needed to bring down the Cuban regime for 30 years.
Trump has experienced cognitive collapse and Vance is sinking into very online groyper delusions, but Rubio is an intelligent and ruthless operator not to be underestimated.
Trump has experienced cognitive collapse and Vance is sinking into very online groyper delusions, but Rubio is an intelligent and ruthless operator not to be underestimated.
Best take I’ve heard, IRL: “This operation looks like it was designed by the same people who did the East Wing.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
As a Floridian, this is an unexpected take.
Rubio bumbled and failed upward for two decades because he was the FL GOP Machine’s most compliant drone.
He fell backwards in the one position to make his wildest dream come true.
Rubio bumbled and failed upward for two decades because he was the FL GOP Machine’s most compliant drone.
He fell backwards in the one position to make his wildest dream come true.
Shaq for Rooms to Go
And this is the icebreaker
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Shaq for Rooms to Go
Trump is the first modern authoritarian to come from a capitalist country. The moves and mindset reflect it.
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Trump is the first modern authoritarian to come from a capitalist country. The moves and mindset reflect it.
Sinners 2:
Maybe it's all the NYC, Chicago, Detroit women i've loved, but a bourbon/beer/gin drinking woman will always be welcome 'round here. Spit some coke rap in your formal dress and fur, babygirl. Then come here
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sinners 2:
I have never come back to work “re-energized.”
My brain is Jaffe Joffer, who once said, “MY SON WORKS?”
My brain is Jaffe Joffer, who once said, “MY SON WORKS?”
After two weeks off, the very thought of signing on to work tomorrow just utterly depresses me 😔
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I have never come back to work “re-energized.”
My brain is Jaffe Joffer, who once said, “MY SON WORKS?”
My brain is Jaffe Joffer, who once said, “MY SON WORKS?”
No. Someone’s political views are what they would do if they had power.
It’s not an abstract thing.
It’s not an abstract thing.
Serious question. Can you date someone with opposing political views as you? This is hard.🥴
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
No. Someone’s political views are what they would do if they had power.
It’s not an abstract thing.
It’s not an abstract thing.
Are these not the globalists we were warned about?
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Are these not the globalists we were warned about?
America ‘captured’ Maduro the same way their ancestors ‘discovered’ the New World.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
America ‘captured’ Maduro the same way their ancestors ‘discovered’ the New World.
The original doomscrolling
If you don’t remember the TV Guide channel, I don’t know what we’re doing following each other.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The original doomscrolling
Back in my day we had to endure Larry Biel talking about erectile dysfunction.
A 60-second AI ad for boner pills on ESPN during halftime of the bowl game. Cool, cool.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Back in my day we had to endure Larry Biel talking about erectile dysfunction.
11 day road trip around Florida, 2600 miles of driving.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
11 day road trip around Florida, 2600 miles of driving.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
I’ve never been this brand of tired.
Ok, so…
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ok, so…
The old versions of what were good brands >>>
Honestly this is why I love the thrift store. A lot of older menswear is all natural fibers and well made. And January is when everyone is decluttering, its sure to be some gems 💎
Need a good cable sweater. Everyone now is super thin and scratchy. Just cheap
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The old versions of what were good brands >>>
/Marco Rubio shows up
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
/Marco Rubio shows up
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
“I thought we were shooting protesters together?”
Can’t wait to use this
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Can’t wait to use this
You’re getting good at it. Just push through.
I'm playing online craps and losing a thousand fake dollars in less than 7 minutes. Ain't no way I'm going to the casino
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
You’re getting good at it. Just push through.
Accusations tend to be silent admissions.
Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Accusations tend to be silent admissions.
Happy New Year to the wonderful people that live in my phone.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Happy New Year to the wonderful people that live in my phone.
Movie star trait
Random thought incoming…
MBJs characters all exist in the same multiverse. From an acting perspective.
No further comment.
MBJs characters all exist in the same multiverse. From an acting perspective.
No further comment.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Movie star trait