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The brains of the operation.

Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Put some respect on their names.
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
One of Don Junior’s friends?
The cocaine world laughed when Trump picked this lady as his partner. I think it’s intentional. I think he wants to be part of and control the drug trade. He can blow up competitor boats, open safe routes for his friends and make more money than he could in the oil business.
AP obtains documents showing Venezuelan leader Delcy Rodríguez has been on DEA's radar for years
The Associated Press has learned that Delcy Rodríguez, Venezuela's acting president, has surfaced in nearly a dozen DEA investigations, several of which remain ongoing.
apnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Lindsey Graham, 2028 (Inshallah)
Wait. Is this hail???
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
NYT: We’ve gone inside one of Trump’s job creating death camps. Hear what guards say in an exclusive cafeteria interview.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
An allegory
One thing about me: I’m gonna put too much batter in the waffle iron!
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
When your semester abroad is with the Padaung women of Myanmar.

(Brought to you by memorizing the Guinness books as a child).
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
When Borat fought Azmat.
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Are the Ghostbusters real? Is there a hotline for help dealing with the undead?
i’m confused as to why nobody on set, after watching michael rappaport eat, called the police??
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Every day is Nepo Baby day at the White House
Trump met with Tucker Carlson in the Oval Office today.
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Plymouth Rock is the Alamo of overhyped rocks.
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I don’t like that we’re always last and our thoughtful love is taken for granted. 🎏
Mine is accurate: moody jerk lololololol
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I would be furious if I woke up exhausted from delivering justice in dream
I had a short dream at work... Shut up... But me and Beyonce were fighting the Klan together. She wouldn't give me a gun but I was wearing their ass out with a big stick and throwing rocks
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Harvard Virtual Bookstore annual sale today.

At least half off of everything that I saw.

hbswarehousesale.com
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hbswarehousesale.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
HARD TIMES, DADDY!
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Chet Holmgren is doing his postgame tv interview shirtless. This is a first.
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Most software providers are dogshit about communicating product updates.
happy bluesky finally rolled out their LIVE feature to everyone.

very confused as to why @stream.place was not highlighted or announced as directly related to this project.

its ultra-weird to me that the creators of this protocol continue to struggle with messaging around their protocol.
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
gtfo.

here’s a feature that tells other users you’re active somewhere else!
📢 v1.114 is rolling out!

Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.

This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This picture…If we didn’t know better we’d say it’s AI.
Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams launched a memecoin to combat antisemitism, and someone connected to the coin's launch appears to have executed a clean rug pull within an hour of its launch, making off with roughly $1 million. Maybe they felt antisemitism had been solved? defector.com/let-your-buy...
Let Your Buyers Become Your Criers When You Pull The Rug Out From Beneath The Table Of Success | Defector
I have some unsurprising news: Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams launched a memecoin to combat antisemitism, and someone connected to the coin’s launch appears to have executed a clean rug pull…
defector.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Unless this is a pivotal move of 8-D chess for a better future in Venezuela, she's a sucker.
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Their concept of 'freedom' persists hundreds of years later.

The right to be pricks and abusers without fear of accountability. Do you know how big of a self-righteous asshole you have to be say, "they're wrong, we're right, and we're willing to cross an ocean to prove it."
Barely tongue in cheek. We were taught in school that the pilgrims came here for religious freedom but that was a lie. They had religious freedom when they left england and went to the Netherlands. But that freedom meant their children ALSO had freedom and their kids were rejecting their religion.
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
She's glib because she's not bright or funny, and she's insecure about both in front of (ostensibly) smarter people who are cowed.
Q: If the credit card companies don't lower interest rates, what's Trump's plan?

LEAVITT: Tariffs? No I'm just kidding
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM