Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
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Released some new music today.
And it feels INCREDIBLE.
And it feels INCREDIBLE.
**NEW ALBUM**
Zo! & Tall Black Guy - Expansions
Is HERE!! Available on all DSPs!!
RUNNIT!!
Zo! & Tall Black Guy - Expansions
Is HERE!! Available on all DSPs!!
RUNNIT!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Released some new music today.
And it feels INCREDIBLE.
And it feels INCREDIBLE.
This about Anita Baker?
Did those people ever get rescheduled for the Rapture?????
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This about Anita Baker?
Roll up
Good, I don't have to punch his father in the thorax.
The boy got straight As on his progress report. He's doing it 🥹
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Roll up
A good uppercut makes the degrees curl up.
4 college degrees in and when I see a man that can fight real good, you may as well call me big bird.
The bird JUMPS out! 😭
The bird JUMPS out! 😭
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
A good uppercut makes the degrees curl up.
I have a guess 🤣😭
I know the 90s were ridiculous, but I do miss the collective understanding that we were not ever truly American but displaced Africans. There had to be a good reason for this sentiment to be quashed...
a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I have a guess 🤣😭
Nah this weird.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Nah this weird.
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You wanna know what I’ve learned, I’d say within the past 10 years. A lot of Black men, regardless of their sexual orientation. Really don’t mind being fetishized, or casual, to overt racism. Just as long as the one fetishizing them is someone who they find fuckable.
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
You wanna know what I’ve learned, I’d say within the past 10 years. A lot of Black men, regardless of their sexual orientation. Really don’t mind being fetishized, or casual, to overt racism. Just as long as the one fetishizing them is someone who they find fuckable.
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After a string of ICE murders, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries proposed reforms — and $11 billion more for ICE.
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
After a string of ICE murders, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries proposed reforms — and $11 billion more for ICE.
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide:
www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...
Everybody with internet access knows the POTUS sexually abused children. Even if you tell me YOU don't believe it, i don't believe YOU. You know. You just can't admit you support a statutory rapist.
Anyway, obey the law and be a good citizen. Ima go back to committing crimes...
Anyway, obey the law and be a good citizen. Ima go back to committing crimes...
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Everybody with internet access knows the POTUS sexually abused children. Even if you tell me YOU don't believe it, i don't believe YOU. You know. You just can't admit you support a statutory rapist.
Anyway, obey the law and be a good citizen. Ima go back to committing crimes...
Anyway, obey the law and be a good citizen. Ima go back to committing crimes...
Me + injera
I really be putting anything in a tortilla and calling it a day.
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Me + injera
This is a wild ride 🤣
Ok so boom, for those that don’t know I am a huge gun enthusiast. How @chaclo.blacksky.app is with the knives is how I am with my guns. So me and the bros used to meet up at the gun range to get some training in. Well one time my homeboy decided to bring a date with him to the range.
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is a wild ride 🤣
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i love this so much, I was a homework at school kid and it really really propelled me into cool stuff, if for no other reason that I developed the time mgmt skills to make more time for cool shit!
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
i love this so much, I was a homework at school kid and it really really propelled me into cool stuff, if for no other reason that I developed the time mgmt skills to make more time for cool shit!
The boy got straight As on his progress report. He's doing it 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The boy got straight As on his progress report. He's doing it 🥹
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"In some virtual meetings, employees drop off the call while an AI assistant stays behind, quietly documenting gossip or disparaging remarks made by remaining employees, then emailing the transcript to the full team."
If only someone had seen this coming.
The dark side of AI meeting notes | Fortune
The meeting ends. The AI doesn’t.
fortune.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"In some virtual meetings, employees drop off the call while an AI assistant stays behind, quietly documenting gossip or disparaging remarks made by remaining employees, then emailing the transcript to the full team."
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Maybe they're afraid of tents, so they can't just go see regular clowns like normal people.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Maybe they're afraid of tents, so they can't just go see regular clowns like normal people.
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NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
YouTube video by NENA
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
💔💔💔💔
A plea for help to those with compassionate hearts 😭🙏
I swear to you, I've been crying for two days now, my tears have dried up. My son needs treatment My children haven't eaten for two days 😭
I don't want to lose my children. I urgently need $200
chuffed.org/project/emer....
I swear to you, I've been crying for two days now, my tears have dried up. My son needs treatment My children haven't eaten for two days 😭
I don't want to lose my children. I urgently need $200
chuffed.org/project/emer....
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
💔💔💔💔
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Secretary Howard Lutnick lied to the country about his ties to Epstein.
Now we learned that they were in business together.
He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.
He should resign.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Now we learned that they were in business together.
He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.
He should resign.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Howard Lutnick faces bipartisan calls to resign over latest Epstein revelations
Recently disclosed records suggest a closer relationship than the Commerce secretary previously indicated.
www.politico.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Secretary Howard Lutnick lied to the country about his ties to Epstein.
Now we learned that they were in business together.
He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.
He should resign.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Now we learned that they were in business together.
He has no business being our Commerce Secretary.
He should resign.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
I walked by and suggested she get pregnant. That was my contribution to this jam
Bruh... were you even in the room when this child was made? Gotdamn.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I walked by and suggested she get pregnant. That was my contribution to this jam
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$26K/year?!
Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
$26K/year?!
A stack a month is:
$26K/year?!
Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
A stack a month is:
"While high on cocaine, with lungs full of menthols!" you left that part out😏
Why are people so fascinated that that man can do a backflip?
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"While high on cocaine, with lungs full of menthols!" you left that part out😏
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February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM