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Eric Haywood
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Storyteller.
What in the Barbara This Is Shirley is happening here 😱
It’s literally a Tweet for everything with that man…. He was trying to live his truth
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It’s literally a Tweet for everything with that man…. He was trying to live his truth
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My own personal Jesus?

Someone to hear my prayers?

Someone who cares?
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🤣🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reporter: would you like to take a moment to distance yourself from this racist position?

Racist: absolutely not, in fact let me double down
FOX NEWS: Do you believe that the number of people who came into the country illegally is one of the major factors that drove up housing prices?

FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Looks like I struck a nerve lol"

- a dude with 60 followers who finally got a crumb of attention on this app
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bluesky's moderators when Pete Hegseth brags on Bluesky about literally killing people:
a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .
Alt: Sandra Bullock wearing a blindfold and red jacket as she turns to look at something behind her in the woods which is weird because she's wearing a blindfold
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mr. Magoo could drive a nail better than this
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is an excellent point which is probably why it’ll go completely ignored
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Still got my Aretha Franklin mixtape from 1995
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Literally this:
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The “Epstein Files” saga shows that Republicans were only ever interested in using sexual assault as a pretext to smear political rivals and deprive LGBT people of their constitutional rights www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The President Who Cried ‘Hoax’
Republicans went after Epstein only when it was politically useful.
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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One thing about a white man: he’s gonna tell you that you have to be nice to bigots.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.

It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.

The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
More and more I find myself realizing that I might hate Vance even more than I hate Trump and lemme tell y'all that bar is HIIIIIGH
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Reminder: there are no trade deals. Nothing binding was actually signed. 90% of news coverage you saw about “trade deals” was wildly misleading. It’s pretty weird. And it will get weirder as “deals” turn out to be not deals, actually.
JPMORGAN: “.. China’s soybean purchases are stalling, potentially putting the trade agreement at-risk, as the 13% tariff on soybeans makes Brazilian / Latin American alternatives more attractive. Further, the elevated purchases made by China in the recent months lowers demand ..”
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Cookie expert here. Oreos eat their young when they're in extreme distress. Not many people know this.
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My guy said "Y'all won't let me work from home? *Usher voice* WATCH THIS."
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.

People are livid.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM