Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: xd@thexdexperience.com
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Los Angeles, California 📍
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Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
· Jan 26
you all are crashing out and doing the most.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
my brother in law got me a gift card to barnes and noble for christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my brother in law got me a gift card to barnes and noble for christmas!
mustard or mayo.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
mustard or mayo.
????
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
????
damn.
Mickey’s from CBS’s “Big Brother”, Season 27 family and friends announce the passing of Mickey. 😔 #BB27
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
damn.
i got left over fried rice to go with these greens…
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i got left over fried rice to go with these greens…
Reposted by Xavier D’Leau
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Just heard my voicemail on Festivus @jadeandxd.com
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My People always. Y’all understand us and I’m glad we got to share our grievances with y’all. As always thank you for allowing this space for us.
Love One of the Agents of Chaos
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My People always. Y’all understand us and I’m glad we got to share our grievances with y’all. As always thank you for allowing this space for us.
Love One of the Agents of Chaos
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
yes.
Can I ditch my PreCheck-less partner at security? Our travel reporter weighs in.
Advice | You asked: Can I ditch my PreCheck-less partner at security?
Our travel advice column weighs in on your obligations to your partner if they’ve neglected to enroll in a service that speeds up the airport security line.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
yes.
do any of you use shortcuts in your phone? what are some shortcuts you have programmed?
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
do any of you use shortcuts in your phone? what are some shortcuts you have programmed?
oooh.
imma watch old clips of Ask Wendy on youtube.
imma watch old clips of Ask Wendy on youtube.
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
oooh.
imma watch old clips of Ask Wendy on youtube.
imma watch old clips of Ask Wendy on youtube.
in connecticut, krausers steak and cheese would bless me.
in buffalo, a chicken finger sub from jim’s
in buffalo, a chicken finger sub from jim’s
What was you college hangover cure? Mine was a spicy chicken and a frosty from Wendy's
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
in connecticut, krausers steak and cheese would bless me.
in buffalo, a chicken finger sub from jim’s
in buffalo, a chicken finger sub from jim’s
that’s it!
My niece said it last night.
"It was never supposed to leave Dubai!" 😂
"It was never supposed to leave Dubai!" 😂
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
that’s it!
when i tell you im SICK of dubai chocolate being everywhere
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
when i tell you im SICK of dubai chocolate being everywhere
i need to start cooking now because i don’t want to cook all day tomorrow. but ugh.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i need to start cooking now because i don’t want to cook all day tomorrow. but ugh.
this rain is biblical.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this rain is biblical.
need a few more weeks in MS Paint
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
need a few more weeks in MS Paint
i think people dislike eggnog because of the name.
it’s literal ice cream base.
it’s literal ice cream base.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i think people dislike eggnog because of the name.
it’s literal ice cream base.
it’s literal ice cream base.
today’s sponsor: butter.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
today’s sponsor: butter.
erika kirk was on summer house?
tiktok investigates be on it, ok?
tiktok investigates be on it, ok?
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
erika kirk was on summer house?
tiktok investigates be on it, ok?
tiktok investigates be on it, ok?
before.
How long do you wait in the dating process before you reveal how freaky you actually are?
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
before.
brenda leigh johnson>>>>>>
Oh, bitch. Netflix done added "The Closer"...
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
brenda leigh johnson>>>>>>
yep. that’s how i ended up dating all those folks in dc lol
Yeah the Amtrak is undefeated on the East Coast
Did a 7-hour train ride between NYC and Richmond, VA recently and I was pleasantly surprised how pleasant it was, especially in the quiet car.
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
yep. that’s how i ended up dating all those folks in dc lol
someone’s car alarm has been going off in front of my building since 4. blaring.
i see why white people use 911 as a customer service line.
i see why white people use 911 as a customer service line.
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
someone’s car alarm has been going off in front of my building since 4. blaring.
i see why white people use 911 as a customer service line.
i see why white people use 911 as a customer service line.