MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
Pinned
Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC....
Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November
Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November
Australia just be doing shit
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
‘Lucifer’ bee with devil-like horns discovered in Australia
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Australia just be doing shit
Time is going by fast tonight. I hope it goes by fast at work.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Time is going by fast tonight. I hope it goes by fast at work.
I get the "how big is it?" question and I know it's a dude cause only a dude would ask 😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I get the "how big is it?" question and I know it's a dude cause only a dude would ask 😂😂😂
It's weird. It's from my daddy. All the boys he had have funny eyes and both my sons do but none of my daughters
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's weird. It's from my daddy. All the boys he had have funny eyes and both my sons do but none of my daughters
Lately it's As You Stand By Me by Gabriel Jacoby
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Lately it's As You Stand By Me by Gabriel Jacoby
Great Question.... I hate Bat Dance by Prince 😅
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Great Question.... I hate Bat Dance by Prince 😅
Tatyana Ali aka Ashley Banks, Then Pam and Gina.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Tatyana Ali aka Ashley Banks, Then Pam and Gina.
No. But I chill by design and determination to stay out of trouble.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No. But I chill by design and determination to stay out of trouble.
None. I initiate.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
None. I initiate.
None of them but I like a mean ass capricorn or chasing a libra sometimes
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
None of them but I like a mean ass capricorn or chasing a libra sometimes
Debt to Income? Huge. Girthy even.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Debt to Income? Huge. Girthy even.
This morning I did some therapeutic massage... On my damn self
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This morning I did some therapeutic massage... On my damn self
I made it. My kids said my pasta was dry 🥹🥹🥹
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I made it. My kids said my pasta was dry 🥹🥹🥹
I haven't done NGL in awhile.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I haven't done NGL in awhile.
Last time I went to the dungeon I saw two women. One much smaller than the other and the smaller one was strapped up and going green eggs and Ham on her lover. Beautiful sight.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Last time I went to the dungeon I saw two women. One much smaller than the other and the smaller one was strapped up and going green eggs and Ham on her lover. Beautiful sight.
I just wanna watch Queen Latifah put that SimStrappilyDoodleyOoodley on somebody one time
a blurry picture of a person standing behind a tree with the letters be t on the bottom
ALT: a blurry picture of a person standing behind a tree with the letters be t on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I just wanna watch Queen Latifah put that SimStrappilyDoodleyOoodley on somebody one time
It's after midnight. This is my night shift face
a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a striped shirt is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It's after midnight. This is my night shift face
Deer:
Can you be lowkey cautious and whimsy at the same time?
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Deer:
Crushes are fantastic. Make life worth living
in spite of my cynicism, I’m actually very pro-crush
more crushes for all, the people need more whimsy
more crushes for all, the people need more whimsy
a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
Alt: a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Crushes are fantastic. Make life worth living
Ever try to take 93 selfies in a row before you realize it's your face that's throwing everything off?
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ever try to take 93 selfies in a row before you realize it's your face that's throwing everything off?
Why
Do you cry?
We had ties
But you won't try
Do you cry?
We had ties
But you won't try
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why
Do you cry?
We had ties
But you won't try
Do you cry?
We had ties
But you won't try