MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
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YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
So far so good on the new jokes. I only slipped up twice on telling old jokes
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So far so good on the new jokes. I only slipped up twice on telling old jokes
Nawl give me the realistic titties
Titties that sit pretty >>>
Funny how yall care abt yitties now that she got hers out. 🙄🙄🙄
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nawl give me the realistic titties
Absolutely ridiculous
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Absolutely ridiculous
Beyoncé titties are too powerful
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Beyoncé titties are too powerful
Lawwwwwd
Beyonce and JayZ spotted in Las Vegas ahead of the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Lawwwwwd
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My Pomeranian got hold of some dropped ham ONE Thanksgiving and it sent her into pancreatitis. She survived but needed a special diet for the rest of her life.
I did not know dogs couldnt have ham/bacon which is why my neighbor has banned me from interacting with their pooch
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My Pomeranian got hold of some dropped ham ONE Thanksgiving and it sent her into pancreatitis. She survived but needed a special diet for the rest of her life.
I did not know dogs couldnt have ham/bacon which is why my neighbor has banned me from interacting with their pooch
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I did not know dogs couldnt have ham/bacon which is why my neighbor has banned me from interacting with their pooch
Yes
Do you look your age?
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Yes
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A reminder dog 🐕 parents 👇🏾
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A reminder dog 🐕 parents 👇🏾
📝📝📝
If you have a coochie or sexually engage with other coochie havers?
read “come as you are”.
read “come as you are”.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
📝📝📝
My son made the honor roll and got a medal... He's now running around with the medal on in his underwear, which Is how you celebrate academic success.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My son made the honor roll and got a medal... He's now running around with the medal on in his underwear, which Is how you celebrate academic success.
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The amount of jobs Black women lost during this administration really makes me sad every time I think about it…
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The amount of jobs Black women lost during this administration really makes me sad every time I think about it…
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A custom order. When I say unique, I mean it. Every piece is different in some way.
Treasures By Tillman
IG: treasuresbytillman
Etsy: treasuresbytillman.etsy.com
Custom orders: bit.ly/TBTCustomForm
Treasures By Tillman
IG: treasuresbytillman
Etsy: treasuresbytillman.etsy.com
Custom orders: bit.ly/TBTCustomForm
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A custom order. When I say unique, I mean it. Every piece is different in some way.
Treasures By Tillman
IG: treasuresbytillman
Etsy: treasuresbytillman.etsy.com
Custom orders: bit.ly/TBTCustomForm
Treasures By Tillman
IG: treasuresbytillman
Etsy: treasuresbytillman.etsy.com
Custom orders: bit.ly/TBTCustomForm
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I forgot how she smells so im finally on the other side
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I forgot how she smells so im finally on the other side
When you can still remember the smell of somebody? You are down detrimentally bad buddy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When you can still remember the smell of somebody? You are down detrimentally bad buddy.
Taste of your lips is still fresh
And the smell of your scent
How could I forget? open.spotify.com/track/5T5b5Z...
And the smell of your scent
How could I forget? open.spotify.com/track/5T5b5Z...
If You Let Me
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Taste of your lips is still fresh
And the smell of your scent
How could I forget? open.spotify.com/track/5T5b5Z...
And the smell of your scent
How could I forget? open.spotify.com/track/5T5b5Z...
I'm telling new jokes at the DC Improv tonight, not jokes from the special. Gotta keep progressing
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm telling new jokes at the DC Improv tonight, not jokes from the special. Gotta keep progressing
Immortality
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November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Immortality
If you're looking for fun stuff to do this weekend I'm headlining at the DC Improv tonight and Sunday!
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you're looking for fun stuff to do this weekend I'm headlining at the DC Improv tonight and Sunday!
I need a new 30 mins of jokes. I got it like 63% done. But that means I have to go through the trials of testing out new material.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I need a new 30 mins of jokes. I got it like 63% done. But that means I have to go through the trials of testing out new material.
Right on her anus
First link, you kissing?
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Right on her anus
Perhaps a Titty in the mouth would give me time to contemplate my options and come up with a well thought out plan!
a man in a grey shirt says bingo in white letters
ALT: a man in a grey shirt says bingo in white letters
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November 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Perhaps a Titty in the mouth would give me time to contemplate my options and come up with a well thought out plan!
97% of them.
Men… are such… big ass… BABIES!!!
If only popping a titty in their mouth could still solve all their problems…
If only popping a titty in their mouth could still solve all their problems…
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
97% of them.
I wonder if I get paid early next week with the holiday?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I wonder if I get paid early next week with the holiday?
Erykah Badu seem like she'd cheat on you, offer you tea and then explain how it's honestly your fault. And you'd just say "You right,also this is delicious is this hibiscus?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Erykah Badu seem like she'd cheat on you, offer you tea and then explain how it's honestly your fault. And you'd just say "You right,also this is delicious is this hibiscus?"