jeremy bearimy✨
@simplysope.bsky.social
Yorubaddie 🇳🇬
spooky coochie - Awo Ifa 🌿 + Osun Priestess 🦚
pretty, thick + chaotic✨ an actual scientist.
my name is not jeremy. she/her
@thelavenderiya.bsky.social
www.thelavenderiya.com
spooky coochie - Awo Ifa 🌿 + Osun Priestess 🦚
pretty, thick + chaotic✨ an actual scientist.
my name is not jeremy. she/her
@thelavenderiya.bsky.social
www.thelavenderiya.com
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jeremy bearimy✨
@simplysope.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Book Blog — The Lavender Iya
www.thelavenderiya.com
I love books. So consider this an exercise in cognition and archiving. I’ll be keeping tracks of books I’ve read and loved, because remembering why I loved a book is as important as the love itself.
I hope you’ll give it a read
www.thelavenderiya.com/tli-blog
I hope you’ll give it a read
www.thelavenderiya.com/tli-blog
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AI? block. NFT? block. crypto? block. since you hate humans so much go live in the empty with no human interaction because block
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
AI? block. NFT? block. crypto? block. since you hate humans so much go live in the empty with no human interaction because block
“Dick and balls” Is always going to be funny to me 😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
“Dick and balls” Is always going to be funny to me 😭
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Bigger dick and balls means the scanner they use alots more fabric in the crotch area, which gets the most airflow during the ski jump. They only allow for a certain amount of fabric per athlete, it’s supposed to be almost skin tight. So bigger D&B= more fabric = more lift generated during the jump
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Bigger dick and balls means the scanner they use alots more fabric in the crotch area, which gets the most airflow during the ski jump. They only allow for a certain amount of fabric per athlete, it’s supposed to be almost skin tight. So bigger D&B= more fabric = more lift generated during the jump
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please.... what are the cliffnotes on this?
Reports that Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to improve performance on jumps have aroused controversy
These Olympic Athletes Are Reportedly Doing WHAT To Their Penises For A Competitive Edge?
The Olympics haven't officially begun, but a report that ski jumpers may be using penis injections before competition is already arousing controversy.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
please.... what are the cliffnotes on this?
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Stop letting that man play in your face.
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Stop letting that man play in your face.
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Black women are truly the best. Like, the way my community be coming through for me?! 😭🙌🏾
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Black women are truly the best. Like, the way my community be coming through for me?! 😭🙌🏾
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Every time I see her name it's for a bullshit take. Doesn't even matter the subject
In to days discruse. BBQ dosent take time or labour.
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Every time I see her name it's for a bullshit take. Doesn't even matter the subject
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It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.
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I can finally announce something that means so much to me. I've been doing this work for so long, so this feels like a warm embrace. So full of gratefulness for this opportunity to be seen and supported. Thank you to (m)otherboard for this!
m.otherboard.org
m.otherboard.org
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I can finally announce something that means so much to me. I've been doing this work for so long, so this feels like a warm embrace. So full of gratefulness for this opportunity to be seen and supported. Thank you to (m)otherboard for this!
m.otherboard.org
m.otherboard.org
From vacations, to candles, to orgasms.
I’m not waiting. I’ll just do it.
I’m not waiting. I’ll just do it.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
From vacations, to candles, to orgasms.
I’m not waiting. I’ll just do it.
I’m not waiting. I’ll just do it.
Every time
Every time that I have denied myself something because I was waiting on someone else to do it, I never got that shit.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Every time
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Well. You learn something new, heartbreaking and racist everyday.
P.T. Barnum, the so-called Greatest Showman, made his name by exploiting a blind, elderly Black woman— even pulling out her remaining teeth to convince people she was old enough to be George Washington's nanny— until he worked her to death and sold tickets to her autopsy.
Her name was Joice Heth.
Her name was Joice Heth.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Well. You learn something new, heartbreaking and racist everyday.
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
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dude in coffee shop bragging about how he used to pay his assistant $700 a month and switched to an ai service and now he gets 24 access to them
This is a societal sickness and I hope he gets hit with a car
Also if your assistant can be replaced by ai you didn’t need an assistant it was vanity
This is a societal sickness and I hope he gets hit with a car
Also if your assistant can be replaced by ai you didn’t need an assistant it was vanity
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
dude in coffee shop bragging about how he used to pay his assistant $700 a month and switched to an ai service and now he gets 24 access to them
This is a societal sickness and I hope he gets hit with a car
Also if your assistant can be replaced by ai you didn’t need an assistant it was vanity
This is a societal sickness and I hope he gets hit with a car
Also if your assistant can be replaced by ai you didn’t need an assistant it was vanity
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"Obviously, the first advance was hers."
This is David Gelernter:
This is David Gelernter:
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
"Obviously, the first advance was hers."
This is David Gelernter:
This is David Gelernter:
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How many opportunities did I lose because men I encountered or worked with did (or didn't) think of me as someone they could get in bed? What was the point of a reporter willing to cover an active warzone if they were still laid off after bad decisions made by the paper's senior managers and owner?
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
How many opportunities did I lose because men I encountered or worked with did (or didn't) think of me as someone they could get in bed? What was the point of a reporter willing to cover an active warzone if they were still laid off after bad decisions made by the paper's senior managers and owner?
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They trotted out Kamala to announce that Headquarters because they know that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are caving on their demands related to ICE. They gonna bring her out to make her shuck and jive as a version of damage control considering how badly they kneecapped her.
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
They trotted out Kamala to announce that Headquarters because they know that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are caving on their demands related to ICE. They gonna bring her out to make her shuck and jive as a version of damage control considering how badly they kneecapped her.
To give you insight on who I am as a person. At age 12, a teacher kept getting my name wrong. I corrected her over + over. My mom was a teacher so outright disrespect wouldn’t work.
So I stopped responding. Going as far as being marked absent bc I wouldn’t answer during roll call. She relented ✨
So I stopped responding. Going as far as being marked absent bc I wouldn’t answer during roll call. She relented ✨
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
To give you insight on who I am as a person. At age 12, a teacher kept getting my name wrong. I corrected her over + over. My mom was a teacher so outright disrespect wouldn’t work.
So I stopped responding. Going as far as being marked absent bc I wouldn’t answer during roll call. She relented ✨
So I stopped responding. Going as far as being marked absent bc I wouldn’t answer during roll call. She relented ✨
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I remember one time another student started a rebuttal to a comment I made with, “I didn’t do the reading, but…” and I cut them off so fast and asked, “So what do you think you are contributing to THIS analysis?”
Our Professor hit one of these and almost lost control of the class:
Our Professor hit one of these and almost lost control of the class:
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time another student started a rebuttal to a comment I made with, “I didn’t do the reading, but…” and I cut them off so fast and asked, “So what do you think you are contributing to THIS analysis?”
Our Professor hit one of these and almost lost control of the class:
Our Professor hit one of these and almost lost control of the class:
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a practice that built many a sturdy, thorough mind.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
I can’t believe we used to sit in libraries with books and write down notes with references to build an outline and type up research papers. That is literal ancient history now😭
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
a practice that built many a sturdy, thorough mind.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
I always call them the wrong name in response. Email and in person. And I’ve kept it up till the offending white man begged, pleaded, and apologized multiple times 💛
I’m pretty sure I called him a different misc white boy name each time. For maximum impact
I’m pretty sure I called him a different misc white boy name each time. For maximum impact
I always find it mad disrespectful when a co-worker spells your name wrong in emails. Always.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I always call them the wrong name in response. Email and in person. And I’ve kept it up till the offending white man begged, pleaded, and apologized multiple times 💛
I’m pretty sure I called him a different misc white boy name each time. For maximum impact
I’m pretty sure I called him a different misc white boy name each time. For maximum impact
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I’m quite literally running on fumes…but fuck it we ball 😭
As a Black woman I’m not going to lie. I’m tired and burnt out like a mf from the weight of all the hats I wear and all the plates I juggle. Will I quit? Nah, that ain’t in me but gotdamn I’m exhausted. Fuck praise for strength. Make life easier and softer for us bc we deserve it.
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m quite literally running on fumes…but fuck it we ball 😭
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So literally the point of something like this is to try to capture young people’s interest in politics and direct it towards the Democratic Party fundraising machine and away from any political activity or organizing that happens independent of the party
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
So literally the point of something like this is to try to capture young people’s interest in politics and direct it towards the Democratic Party fundraising machine and away from any political activity or organizing that happens independent of the party
If you drink soda: Harris Teeter has a “Buy 2, get 3 free” going on 12 packs of Coca Cola and Pepsi products.
That’s 60 cans of soda for $24.
40 cents a can. HT also has caffeine free coke zero and hella other zero sugar sodas included.
If you don’t drink soda? Pls close your eyes 🫶🏿
That’s 60 cans of soda for $24.
40 cents a can. HT also has caffeine free coke zero and hella other zero sugar sodas included.
If you don’t drink soda? Pls close your eyes 🫶🏿
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If you drink soda: Harris Teeter has a “Buy 2, get 3 free” going on 12 packs of Coca Cola and Pepsi products.
That’s 60 cans of soda for $24.
40 cents a can. HT also has caffeine free coke zero and hella other zero sugar sodas included.
If you don’t drink soda? Pls close your eyes 🫶🏿
That’s 60 cans of soda for $24.
40 cents a can. HT also has caffeine free coke zero and hella other zero sugar sodas included.
If you don’t drink soda? Pls close your eyes 🫶🏿
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People blame women for "getting ahead on their looks" but what actually happens is creepy men put their looks ahead of their competence and refer them to similarly creepy men, often without their knowledge.
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
People blame women for "getting ahead on their looks" but what actually happens is creepy men put their looks ahead of their competence and refer them to similarly creepy men, often without their knowledge.