It’s Courtney.
@hersoulwrites.bsky.social
You know me from my tweets (maybe)??? Lil bit of everything. : #Autistic : #Spoonie : #Endo: $CJayneH : She/Her : 1908 🩷💚
I do! It’s why I ask folk, “Are you venting or do you wanna follow some off the wall advice?!” 😂
Courtney has a pattern & I live for it. Lmfaooooooo
February 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I do! It’s why I ask folk, “Are you venting or do you wanna follow some off the wall advice?!” 😂
I misspoke in my last team meeting and said the next holiday was Labor Day. Everyone’s immediate reaction let me know that they were actually paying attention. 😂
Me waking up on Tuesday knowing the next holiday ain’t until the ASS end of May
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I misspoke in my last team meeting and said the next holiday was Labor Day. Everyone’s immediate reaction let me know that they were actually paying attention. 😂
I spent time talking to a friend on the phone & I never do that because I hate talking on the phone. But now my Friend is mad at me because I didn’t know how to respond to what she was telling me and she thought I was calling her stupid. I wasn’t (honestly, I was not). I was just very confused. 😂
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I spent time talking to a friend on the phone & I never do that because I hate talking on the phone. But now my Friend is mad at me because I didn’t know how to respond to what she was telling me and she thought I was calling her stupid. I wasn’t (honestly, I was not). I was just very confused. 😂
Can’t wait for you to come back and tell us you got dressed up and took her out to eat. Lol
My 4yo been dressed in a full outfit with stockings and shoes since 9am.
Me: where are you going?
Her: just in case someone wants to take me to dinner.
Me: where are you going?
Her: just in case someone wants to take me to dinner.
February 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Can’t wait for you to come back and tell us you got dressed up and took her out to eat. Lol
I just thought about the fact that tomorrow is Monday. And got really sad because I gotta go to work. 🫠
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I just thought about the fact that tomorrow is Monday. And got really sad because I gotta go to work. 🫠
Last time I pointed something out about a report at work, the COO stopped someone from speaking and said, “Before you answer her question, how much did this cost us?”
I wasn’t invited to any more of those Special Project meetings. 😂
I wasn’t invited to any more of those Special Project meetings. 😂
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Last time I pointed something out about a report at work, the COO stopped someone from speaking and said, “Before you answer her question, how much did this cost us?”
I wasn’t invited to any more of those Special Project meetings. 😂
I wasn’t invited to any more of those Special Project meetings. 😂
As my coworker would say, “Oopsy.”
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
As my coworker would say, “Oopsy.”
Me: Do you think Giraffes are on the same evolutionary line of the Brachiosaurus?
Friend: Are you high right now?
Me: No. 🥰
Friend: Okay, you sleepy. Go to bed.
Me: 😬
Friend: Are you high right now?
Me: No. 🥰
Friend: Okay, you sleepy. Go to bed.
Me: 😬
February 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me: Do you think Giraffes are on the same evolutionary line of the Brachiosaurus?
Friend: Are you high right now?
Me: No. 🥰
Friend: Okay, you sleepy. Go to bed.
Me: 😬
Friend: Are you high right now?
Me: No. 🥰
Friend: Okay, you sleepy. Go to bed.
Me: 😬
I done slid down in the bed and I’m rubbing my feet together. So I guess I’m going to sleep. Lol
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I done slid down in the bed and I’m rubbing my feet together. So I guess I’m going to sleep. Lol
Do I go to bed now? Or do I try to stay up late? I already ate my dinner and I’m sleepy. lol
February 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Do I go to bed now? Or do I try to stay up late? I already ate my dinner and I’m sleepy. lol
I see a man in these and I’d be very surprised to learn he doesn’t have a pension. This shoe just told me “Look out there now!” Lol
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I see a man in these and I’d be very surprised to learn he doesn’t have a pension. This shoe just told me “Look out there now!” Lol
Also? Funniest conversation I had yesterday with a newer Supervisor. She asked me if I trusted one of the other Supervisors. And I said, “No, but that’s because she told us all that her granddaddy was in the mob and the feds came to his funeral when he died.”
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Also? Funniest conversation I had yesterday with a newer Supervisor. She asked me if I trusted one of the other Supervisors. And I said, “No, but that’s because she told us all that her granddaddy was in the mob and the feds came to his funeral when he died.”
I just realized my favorite thing about my job is that we keep a list of everyone’s birthday available. And I pull that joint before the first meeting I have with someone.
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I just realized my favorite thing about my job is that we keep a list of everyone’s birthday available. And I pull that joint before the first meeting I have with someone.
Part-Time Lover x Stevie Wonder
In honor of Valentine's Day, drop your favorite song about cheating.
I have a whole Playlist for songs about cheating.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Part-Time Lover x Stevie Wonder
Number two!
Are you the "I don't want to be friends with anyone I work with" or "I'm always open to the possibility of meeting people at work and befriending them" type of person?
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Number two!
Reposted by It’s Courtney.
Happy Valentine's Day introverts!
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Happy Valentine's Day introverts!
Damn. They already blaming Gen Z for failing industries. I really thought they had another year.
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Damn. They already blaming Gen Z for failing industries. I really thought they had another year.
I love how the posts for you are just “greets beautiful people” and “talks about cheese.” Lol
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I love how the posts for you are just “greets beautiful people” and “talks about cheese.” Lol
Just finished a breathing treatment. Now I’ll have the shakes for 40 minutes like a stripper hitting the stage for the first time.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Just finished a breathing treatment. Now I’ll have the shakes for 40 minutes like a stripper hitting the stage for the first time.
“Oh! That’s *US state*?!”
I need a distraction, but I will block you if you're mean and will delete this if you make me cry! 😭
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
“Oh! That’s *US state*?!”
“Tell the truth when you go to the doctor! Now… let’s talk about good eats. GIZZARDS!”
(Sidenote: I followed you because you go up for gizzards. lol)
(Sidenote: I followed you because you go up for gizzards. lol)
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“Tell the truth when you go to the doctor! Now… let’s talk about good eats. GIZZARDS!”
(Sidenote: I followed you because you go up for gizzards. lol)
(Sidenote: I followed you because you go up for gizzards. lol)
“Y’all don’t get gifts? Yall don’t spend money when you like people?! Oh.”
That “Oh.” be so full of confusion that I fall out when I see it. Because you really be asking innocently and folk read it wrong. 🫠😂
That “Oh.” be so full of confusion that I fall out when I see it. Because you really be asking innocently and folk read it wrong. 🫠😂
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“Y’all don’t get gifts? Yall don’t spend money when you like people?! Oh.”
That “Oh.” be so full of confusion that I fall out when I see it. Because you really be asking innocently and folk read it wrong. 🫠😂
That “Oh.” be so full of confusion that I fall out when I see it. Because you really be asking innocently and folk read it wrong. 🫠😂
You - at any given moment: “Oh! That’s not what I meant! *changes topic to sports*” 😂
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
You - at any given moment: “Oh! That’s not what I meant! *changes topic to sports*” 😂
One of my most favorite things is answering yes without saying it. LMAO
"Is pig pussy pork?" is pretty wild when the person could've just answered, yes.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
One of my most favorite things is answering yes without saying it. LMAO
“Y’all not lifting?”
“Shoot them.”
“I tell my friends they are beautiful because they are.”
“Shoot them.”
“I tell my friends they are beautiful because they are.”
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“Y’all not lifting?”
“Shoot them.”
“I tell my friends they are beautiful because they are.”
“Shoot them.”
“I tell my friends they are beautiful because they are.”