Princess
@themultiplemom.bsky.social
Advocate for neurodiverse children by day, tired AuDHD mom by night.
Child Development•Community Wellness•Shenanigans
Child Development•Community Wellness•Shenanigans
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Being married to an old ass young person will never not be funny.
Because what do you mean, you’re watching ‘In the heat of the Night’ and ‘Columbo’ from season 1.
Because what do you mean, you’re watching ‘In the heat of the Night’ and ‘Columbo’ from season 1.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Being married to an old ass young person will never not be funny.
Because what do you mean, you’re watching ‘In the heat of the Night’ and ‘Columbo’ from season 1.
Because what do you mean, you’re watching ‘In the heat of the Night’ and ‘Columbo’ from season 1.
I want a slice of sweet potato pie and an order of fries
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I want a slice of sweet potato pie and an order of fries
Me finna go interview for this giants defensive coordinator position:
a woman in a yellow suit is holding a brown purse
ALT: a woman in a yellow suit is holding a brown purse
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me finna go interview for this giants defensive coordinator position:
Lmao I ain’t got one.
Put on your best Blanche Devereux ensemble.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Lmao I ain’t got one.
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That wig be whispering anti Black talking points to you like the Green Goblin, ha?
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That wig be whispering anti Black talking points to you like the Green Goblin, ha?
Cousins, I got a likkle bleach splatter on his Nike Tech sweats. On a scale of elmo to Sam Jackson, how mad he finna be?
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cousins, I got a likkle bleach splatter on his Nike Tech sweats. On a scale of elmo to Sam Jackson, how mad he finna be?
One thing about the Giants, they gone find a way to lose.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One thing about the Giants, they gone find a way to lose.
My 8yo: mommy I’m going to eat healthier
Me: that’s awesome
Him: can I have more bacon
Me: but you just said…
Him: im putting the extra bacon in my oatmeal. I’m making the bacon healthier
Me:
Me: that’s awesome
Him: can I have more bacon
Me: but you just said…
Him: im putting the extra bacon in my oatmeal. I’m making the bacon healthier
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My 8yo: mommy I’m going to eat healthier
Me: that’s awesome
Him: can I have more bacon
Me: but you just said…
Him: im putting the extra bacon in my oatmeal. I’m making the bacon healthier
Me:
Me: that’s awesome
Him: can I have more bacon
Me: but you just said…
Him: im putting the extra bacon in my oatmeal. I’m making the bacon healthier
Me:
*baby does something slightly developmentally advance*
Black people: That baby been here before.
Black people: That baby been here before.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*baby does something slightly developmentally advance*
Black people: That baby been here before.
Black people: That baby been here before.
😂😭
And those were just the teachers!
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
😂😭
I know the folks from the “lean on me” era of high school are not on Al Green’s internet talking about “kids these days”…
Don’t piss me off.
Don’t piss me off.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know the folks from the “lean on me” era of high school are not on Al Green’s internet talking about “kids these days”…
Don’t piss me off.
Don’t piss me off.
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baby we were WAAAAAY worse than the kids today 😭 we could be ROTTEN
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
baby we were WAAAAAY worse than the kids today 😭 we could be ROTTEN
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The most terrifying fight I saw was in 8th grade. Jonny and Mike, out of nowhere (to me, but I bet it had been building all day) got into it. Mike picked Jonny up, and threw him on the ground like you would see in the WWE except it wasn’t fake and the ground was concrete.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The most terrifying fight I saw was in 8th grade. Jonny and Mike, out of nowhere (to me, but I bet it had been building all day) got into it. Mike picked Jonny up, and threw him on the ground like you would see in the WWE except it wasn’t fake and the ground was concrete.
But how are parents supposedly doing different things(non-lazy vs lazy) yielding the same results?
Because the “lazy parent” trope is also memory biased. We may be more easily distracted (admittedly so) but research shows we are MORE hands-on than previous generations.
Because the “lazy parent” trope is also memory biased. We may be more easily distracted (admittedly so) but research shows we are MORE hands-on than previous generations.
When I was in Jr high, cigarettes were the big thing. And fights didn't just start. We were fighting our asses off growing up. The difference mostly now is that a lot of OUR generation are lazy parents.
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
But how are parents supposedly doing different things(non-lazy vs lazy) yielding the same results?
Because the “lazy parent” trope is also memory biased. We may be more easily distracted (admittedly so) but research shows we are MORE hands-on than previous generations.
Because the “lazy parent” trope is also memory biased. We may be more easily distracted (admittedly so) but research shows we are MORE hands-on than previous generations.
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With VERY few advocates because everyone ages out of being a teen and then has new problems
Young folks are navigating the world adults built and are coping in the best ways they know(see)how. The kids are fine. It’s the raggedy adults…
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
With VERY few advocates because everyone ages out of being a teen and then has new problems
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First kid I saw with a tattoo was a 13 yr old smoker named Jojo in 7th grade and that white girl scared me, cuz her life path was visible like NEON
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
First kid I saw with a tattoo was a 13 yr old smoker named Jojo in 7th grade and that white girl scared me, cuz her life path was visible like NEON
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I been off the porch since 9-10.
It ain't kids these days, it's just kids.
It ain't kids these days, it's just kids.
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I been off the porch since 9-10.
It ain't kids these days, it's just kids.
It ain't kids these days, it's just kids.
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The ‘kids these days’ narrative is so tired. Every generation says it, and studies show most of it is memory bias. I am a millennial and remember folks in MIDDLE school smoking, cussing, fighting and so on.
Shaming caregivers over untied shoelaces while the government is letting 1 in 5 kids go hungry is insane. Also doing this while children are still carrying the mental weight of a global pandemic… while prices keep rising and wages ARE NOT… While corporations price-gouge every basic need… WILD.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shaming caregivers over untied shoelaces while the government is letting 1 in 5 kids go hungry is insane. Also doing this while children are still carrying the mental weight of a global pandemic… while prices keep rising and wages ARE NOT… While corporations price-gouge every basic need… WILD.
My kids are so funny.
My 10 yo to his twin: bro, you don’t have any Rizz
His twin: I’m 10, not Bobby Brown
💀💀😭😭
My 10 yo to his twin: bro, you don’t have any Rizz
His twin: I’m 10, not Bobby Brown
💀💀😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My kids are so funny.
My 10 yo to his twin: bro, you don’t have any Rizz
His twin: I’m 10, not Bobby Brown
💀💀😭😭
My 10 yo to his twin: bro, you don’t have any Rizz
His twin: I’m 10, not Bobby Brown
💀💀😭😭
I miss the smell of baby. I have baby fever. Somebody let borrow your baby for a few hours. 😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I miss the smell of baby. I have baby fever. Somebody let borrow your baby for a few hours. 😭
When you collaborate and make agreements with your kids and they clock you…
My 10yo: did you do your morning reading
Me: not yet *laptop on my lap*. Did you?
Him: not yet but I also don’t have a device on my lap.
Me: *closes laptop slowly*
My 10yo: did you do your morning reading
Me: not yet *laptop on my lap*. Did you?
Him: not yet but I also don’t have a device on my lap.
Me: *closes laptop slowly*
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When you collaborate and make agreements with your kids and they clock you…
My 10yo: did you do your morning reading
Me: not yet *laptop on my lap*. Did you?
Him: not yet but I also don’t have a device on my lap.
Me: *closes laptop slowly*
My 10yo: did you do your morning reading
Me: not yet *laptop on my lap*. Did you?
Him: not yet but I also don’t have a device on my lap.
Me: *closes laptop slowly*
@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social hey so I’m catching up on DOC. I’m on episode 4 of season 2. Will I continue to want to whoop Felicity Huffman’s ass?
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social hey so I’m catching up on DOC. I’m on episode 4 of season 2. Will I continue to want to whoop Felicity Huffman’s ass?