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zerosuitbae.bsky.social
@zerosuitbae.bsky.social
Wassup. I like cool shit. Don’t bother me. 🏳️‍🌈. 🇵🇸.
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Lawd I hate modern houses with a passion. They all just look like Airbnbs for bachelorette weekends.

Bring back real homes with texture, with detailed woodwork, with porches, colorful window trimming....

I miss small details.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do you see this shit Applejack???
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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parasocial people scare me so bad. i didn’t even have the “largest” twitter account & still experienced some very weird shit from people who were far too worried about what i was doing when i didn’t even know they were alive.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My ass looks great in them so…. ✨no✨
Psst, fellow millennial....

Throw out them skinny jeans, beloved
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Throwing my cat out my room so I could go back to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wish somebody would DM me at 4am on some bullshit. I’d come up with some cuss words you ain’t never seen before
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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CREEPSHOW
George Romero’s and @stephenking.bsky.social baby was released OTD 43 years ago.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those blue ones might need to see me 😭 it’s so hard to find cute boots when you have tree trunk legs 😭😭😭
Heavy legged angels tap in
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
LMMMAAOOO!!!
I’m gonna riot😒😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Okay so now what?
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I really hope these ppl leave me tf alone so I can have an easy lil day
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Masego:
DAMN these yams are good
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
(I’m not laughing at you but him trying to get log in codes for 2 hours is fucking hilarious I’m sorry) like what a fuckin idiot omfg
My ex set his hinge profile up with my email ???!?

And has been trying to get a log in codes for the last 2 hours
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
LMFAOOOOO!!!!
Chris Rock had to have felt like the biggest bitch when white men were saying he coulda died lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nah u good!
This my lawyer man, am I going to jail?
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kim knew she ain’t have no business tryna be in somebody court room.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I *am* clowning her for failing the bar 😭 uber rich, super connected, and more resources than most will have in 100 lifetimes. And yet, in this sphere?
A loser ✨
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I asked my mama what she wanted for Christmas last year and she said a bullet for his musty ass 😭😭😭😭
I’m on the phone w/ my mom and we talking about big ugly, she gon say “idk why nobody ain’t k!lled him yet”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I’m begging yall to stop giving Beyoncé your money. Last week it was them ugly ass drawls and now ticket pricing. If (almost) billionaires should not exist and she makes her money from you giving it to her…????????
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I can’t take the hemming and hawing.

We don’t want to own our hyperconsumption, so we demand that the people who get wealthy from our support be better people rather than say “I won’t go to this concert. I won’t give my money to that.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s a real nigga birthday today
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM