@zerosuitbae.bsky.social
Wassup. I like cool shit. Don’t bother me. 🏳️🌈. 🇵🇸.
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BET really had Baby Boy on a loop just as much as MTV played Ridiculousness
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 AM
BET really had Baby Boy on a loop just as much as MTV played Ridiculousness
LMAO y’all funny af
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
LMAO y’all funny af
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My theory is Tyrese got CTE from Ving Rhames licking his head in this scene.
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
My theory is Tyrese got CTE from Ving Rhames licking his head in this scene.
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Hot nerds >>>
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Hot nerds >>>
SIGH.
The nigga who made the "Bald Nigga" song just made a part 2 called "Bald Bitches" and... I'm a bald nigga who thinks the first one was funny...ion know about this one...
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
SIGH.
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I’ve had three mimosas
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’ve had three mimosas
Bruce was ready to climb in your skin 😭
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Bruce was ready to climb in your skin 😭
Dawg I’m so high my eyes r sliding down my face omfg LMAO
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Dawg I’m so high my eyes r sliding down my face omfg LMAO
Happy new year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Happy new year everyone
LMFAOOOOOO
Yes this…
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.
It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.
Thanks due to air resistance.
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.
It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.
Thanks due to air resistance.
so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT)
but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!
GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!
don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!
GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!
don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
LMFAOOOOOO
I’m such a lightweight now damn
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I’m such a lightweight now damn
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2 hours minimum. i find my gate and get into a book. i don't play those 10 mins before boarding games.
How long before your flight takes off do you get to the airport?
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
2 hours minimum. i find my gate and get into a book. i don't play those 10 mins before boarding games.
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I see folks getting ready to make MTG the next Liz Cheney, and I’m about to fucking lose it bro. Fuck you and your big tent if it has folks like them in it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I see folks getting ready to make MTG the next Liz Cheney, and I’m about to fucking lose it bro. Fuck you and your big tent if it has folks like them in it.
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It’s always interesting to see how hard people will defend their right to give their loved ones less.
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s always interesting to see how hard people will defend their right to give their loved ones less.
@almasuono.bsky.social sister this pfp LMMMMMAAAOOOO. I was like who the hell is this uglass nigga liking my shit? Whole time it’s you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I SCREAMED
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@almasuono.bsky.social sister this pfp LMMMMMAAAOOOO. I was like who the hell is this uglass nigga liking my shit? Whole time it’s you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I SCREAMED
Gonna get up…roll up…and clean my house…sounds like a good plan yea?
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gonna get up…roll up…and clean my house…sounds like a good plan yea?
LMAO
Keep forgetting yall at work
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
LMAO
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TOUGH LUCK NIGGA
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
TOUGH LUCK NIGGA
LMFAO he’s terrible but he makes good music
I was listening to SiR and buddy kinda sweetly singing "I won't be here tomorrow, but I'd enjoy some pussy tonight" a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
LMFAO he’s terrible but he makes good music
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“I don’t share my body with men who wouldn’t politically defend it” -Kat Blaque
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“I don’t share my body with men who wouldn’t politically defend it” -Kat Blaque
Damn. LMMAAOOOO. The handle not even on that mf omg
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Damn. LMMAAOOOO. The handle not even on that mf omg
I’m sorry but this is so funny LMFAO
Being mean to men for expressing their feelings is why men don’t express their feelings when y’all ask men to express their feelings
December 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m sorry but this is so funny LMFAO
More times than I care to admit
Yall ever been somewhere and they started shooting??…. I’ll never forget one time in college someone started shooting…. You would’ve swore I was Usain Bolt running away
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
More times than I care to admit