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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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This is a fucking lovely shot. Kew Gardens, using a lens from a disposable camera I cannibalised and set into a body cap. Gives everything a weird, haunted, nostalgic quality
www.hyperfocus.photography/all-prints/p...
www.hyperfocus.photography/all-prints/p...
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is a fucking lovely shot. Kew Gardens, using a lens from a disposable camera I cannibalised and set into a body cap. Gives everything a weird, haunted, nostalgic quality
www.hyperfocus.photography/all-prints/p...
www.hyperfocus.photography/all-prints/p...
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AI attempts to appropriate and profit from the imagery and pseudo-personalities of the dead is a natural consequence of the Marxist concept of 'tendential fall of the rate of the profit', a literal zombification of the work force, and should be treated as the abomination against humanity that it is
December 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
AI attempts to appropriate and profit from the imagery and pseudo-personalities of the dead is a natural consequence of the Marxist concept of 'tendential fall of the rate of the profit', a literal zombification of the work force, and should be treated as the abomination against humanity that it is
I'm willing to heap a lot of praise on Silent Hill F, but my god the Sakuko boss fight is extremely un fun.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm willing to heap a lot of praise on Silent Hill F, but my god the Sakuko boss fight is extremely un fun.
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Xmas leftovers? chop it all up, spread a load of gravy and bread sauce on a bit of puff pastry, scatter everything over the top with some chunks of stilton, whack it in the oven for 25 mins and oh my god you're in for a good time
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Xmas leftovers? chop it all up, spread a load of gravy and bread sauce on a bit of puff pastry, scatter everything over the top with some chunks of stilton, whack it in the oven for 25 mins and oh my god you're in for a good time
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June 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Ronald McDonald! Is he a clown, or a person? These questions need answers!
AND THOSE ANSWERS ARE FOUND ONLY ON @idlmpodcast.bsky.social, The Internet's Favourite Unedited Husband And Wiofe Garfield Podcast
AND THOSE ANSWERS ARE FOUND ONLY ON @idlmpodcast.bsky.social, The Internet's Favourite Unedited Husband And Wiofe Garfield Podcast
June 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ronald McDonald! Is he a clown, or a person? These questions need answers!
AND THOSE ANSWERS ARE FOUND ONLY ON @idlmpodcast.bsky.social, The Internet's Favourite Unedited Husband And Wiofe Garfield Podcast
AND THOSE ANSWERS ARE FOUND ONLY ON @idlmpodcast.bsky.social, The Internet's Favourite Unedited Husband And Wiofe Garfield Podcast
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Lots of people have got in touch to say it's been very helpful to them in terms of understanding themselves/those close to them, which is absolutely wonderful.
Plus: This nonsense:
Plus: This nonsense:
June 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Lots of people have got in touch to say it's been very helpful to them in terms of understanding themselves/those close to them, which is absolutely wonderful.
Plus: This nonsense:
Plus: This nonsense:
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Garfield launched its first strip on this day in 1978!
6 yrs ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social & I decided to do a Garfield review podcast. One strip per episode.
Neither of us care for Garfield.
I Don't Like Mondays is at 114 episodes! We have a lot of ground to cover
soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
6 yrs ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social & I decided to do a Garfield review podcast. One strip per episode.
Neither of us care for Garfield.
I Don't Like Mondays is at 114 episodes! We have a lot of ground to cover
soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
Episode 114: Less Whimsy, More Toilet Ghosts
Oh no. This episode has done got a big wee in it. Err.
Today, we talk about a second go at making pizza, further analyse Guy's fear of failure, Guy flounces out of a shop, a shoe falls apart at a the
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June 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Garfield launched its first strip on this day in 1978!
6 yrs ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social & I decided to do a Garfield review podcast. One strip per episode.
Neither of us care for Garfield.
I Don't Like Mondays is at 114 episodes! We have a lot of ground to cover
soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
6 yrs ago, @wangleberry.bsky.social & I decided to do a Garfield review podcast. One strip per episode.
Neither of us care for Garfield.
I Don't Like Mondays is at 114 episodes! We have a lot of ground to cover
soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
This is ludicrous value for money. Don't even read the rest of what I'm writing here. Just sign up and listen to literal years of Good Work.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is ludicrous value for money. Don't even read the rest of what I'm writing here. Just sign up and listen to literal years of Good Work.
Just saw someone call masking tape gaffa tape and I'm madder than I've been in years.
Yes, I'm autistic and my mother used to have a business selling self-adhesive tape to industry, why do you ask?
Yes, I'm autistic and my mother used to have a business selling self-adhesive tape to industry, why do you ask?
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just saw someone call masking tape gaffa tape and I'm madder than I've been in years.
Yes, I'm autistic and my mother used to have a business selling self-adhesive tape to industry, why do you ask?
Yes, I'm autistic and my mother used to have a business selling self-adhesive tape to industry, why do you ask?
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"This here's Stryker Fairblow, owner of the Green Knight Bar and Grill"
"Please be upstanding for Rudbeckia Fontaine. His friends call him Rudy, and his pigs call him The End"
"I ain't never eaten a crawdad like Emerson Tuck's. Even the smell kept me full for a week"
"Please be upstanding for Rudbeckia Fontaine. His friends call him Rudy, and his pigs call him The End"
"I ain't never eaten a crawdad like Emerson Tuck's. Even the smell kept me full for a week"
February 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"This here's Stryker Fairblow, owner of the Green Knight Bar and Grill"
"Please be upstanding for Rudbeckia Fontaine. His friends call him Rudy, and his pigs call him The End"
"I ain't never eaten a crawdad like Emerson Tuck's. Even the smell kept me full for a week"
"Please be upstanding for Rudbeckia Fontaine. His friends call him Rudy, and his pigs call him The End"
"I ain't never eaten a crawdad like Emerson Tuck's. Even the smell kept me full for a week"
December 26th, otherwise known as Farthest Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
December 26th, otherwise known as Farthest Christmas
This thread is the real meaning of Christmas
Back in Jersey for Xmas & the parish Nativity did not disappoint…
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This thread is the real meaning of Christmas
Onslow and Hyacinth are on my bucket list
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Onslow and Hyacinth are on my bucket list
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the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
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I was unbeatable on the crackers today. It just all clicked. Nobody else got a joke or a little toy. I wore six hats.
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I was unbeatable on the crackers today. It just all clicked. Nobody else got a joke or a little toy. I wore six hats.
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
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Today is the only day it's legal to post this
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
Celebrating Christmas by having the absolute willies put up me by Silent Hill F. What a beautiful game. And oh my GOD the enemy design. Absolutely not. No thank you.
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Celebrating Christmas by having the absolute willies put up me by Silent Hill F. What a beautiful game. And oh my GOD the enemy design. Absolutely not. No thank you.
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes