Sebas
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I'm not actually Superman. he/him
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
The Dutch word for a seesaw is "wipwap"
As ever, do with this information what you will
As ever, do with this information what you will
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The Dutch word for a seesaw is "wipwap"
As ever, do with this information what you will
As ever, do with this information what you will
Exclusive: liar makes up bullshit
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
Read more from Sri Muppidi 👇
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https://thein.fo/4insfpg
OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Exclusive: liar makes up bullshit
I'm in the office which I'm usually not on Wednesday so I keep thinking tomorrow is Friday
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm in the office which I'm usually not on Wednesday so I keep thinking tomorrow is Friday
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- Is big and strong
- Has a long beak hanging from his mouth
- Uses said beak for all his eating and drinking because he can't bend down
- Persians and Indians use him for fighting
- Big teeth that curve up
- Grinding the teeth up gives you medicine that stops nosebleeds and menstruation
- Has a long beak hanging from his mouth
- Uses said beak for all his eating and drinking because he can't bend down
- Persians and Indians use him for fighting
- Big teeth that curve up
- Grinding the teeth up gives you medicine that stops nosebleeds and menstruation
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
- Is big and strong
- Has a long beak hanging from his mouth
- Uses said beak for all his eating and drinking because he can't bend down
- Persians and Indians use him for fighting
- Big teeth that curve up
- Grinding the teeth up gives you medicine that stops nosebleeds and menstruation
- Has a long beak hanging from his mouth
- Uses said beak for all his eating and drinking because he can't bend down
- Persians and Indians use him for fighting
- Big teeth that curve up
- Grinding the teeth up gives you medicine that stops nosebleeds and menstruation
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Then there's two pages that I genuinely couldn't parse about Jesus and dragons, after which the author praises and thanks God for making something as weird as the elephant
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Then there's two pages that I genuinely couldn't parse about Jesus and dragons, after which the author praises and thanks God for making something as weird as the elephant
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Going through the text about the elephant in the medieval encyclopedia that he's from and, bearing in mind my Middle Dutch is slim to nonexistent, this is what I've gleaned about the elephant:
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Going through the text about the elephant in the medieval encyclopedia that he's from and, bearing in mind my Middle Dutch is slim to nonexistent, this is what I've gleaned about the elephant:
The tattoo artist who did my elephant sent me a picture the other day of one he spotted in the wild
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The tattoo artist who did my elephant sent me a picture the other day of one he spotted in the wild
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
HERE IN
DUCKBURGER
HERE IN
DUCKBURGER
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
HERE IN
DUCKBURGER
HERE IN
DUCKBURGER
Peacemaker loves really telegraphing that the gizmo in act 1 is gonna get used by the end of the episode. This is known as "Gunn's Chekhov".
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Peacemaker loves really telegraphing that the gizmo in act 1 is gonna get used by the end of the episode. This is known as "Gunn's Chekhov".
Struggling to get through my to-do list so I'm bringing out the big guns (playlists of motivational 80s rock)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Struggling to get through my to-do list so I'm bringing out the big guns (playlists of motivational 80s rock)
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I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
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"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
Every time I see this coaster I have a brief but genuine moment where I think "ah yes, that's what ADHD is short for"
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every time I see this coaster I have a brief but genuine moment where I think "ah yes, that's what ADHD is short for"
Yeah all right, the new Predator is fun
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yeah all right, the new Predator is fun
I only do this on cinema days, no other times
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I only do this on cinema days, no other times
Time to watch the new Predator
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Time to watch the new Predator
I just realised Chronos looks like kintsugi in Hades 2 because he was torn to pieces and put back together
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I just realised Chronos looks like kintsugi in Hades 2 because he was torn to pieces and put back together
@brainmage.bsky.social "RoboCop is so good because he's like a chicken. Someone tell Guy this immediately." says the boyfriend.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@brainmage.bsky.social "RoboCop is so good because he's like a chicken. Someone tell Guy this immediately." says the boyfriend.
God I love Paul Verhoeven
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
God I love Paul Verhoeven
RoboCop is exactly as good as I remember it
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
RoboCop is exactly as good as I remember it
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There is no congruent way to look at generative AI and think “this is the future.” The most well known fact about it is that it messes up all the time, the next being that it loses lots of money.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There is no congruent way to look at generative AI and think “this is the future.” The most well known fact about it is that it messes up all the time, the next being that it loses lots of money.
Rewatching the original Running Man before we go see the new one
I didn't remember it being ~good~ per se, but I also didn't necessarily remember it being ~this~ bad
I didn't remember it being ~good~ per se, but I also didn't necessarily remember it being ~this~ bad
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Rewatching the original Running Man before we go see the new one
I didn't remember it being ~good~ per se, but I also didn't necessarily remember it being ~this~ bad
I didn't remember it being ~good~ per se, but I also didn't necessarily remember it being ~this~ bad
