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Financial advisor: of course, borrowers need to be aware of the risk of-
Me, nodding: roombas
Me, nodding: roombas
i have this weird animal-care-based anxiety thing - does anyone here keep rabbits who could help me maybe calm down about something
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i have this weird animal-care-based anxiety thing - does anyone here keep rabbits who could help me maybe calm down about something
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When Whoopi Goldberg was getting into character for Sister Act she went over the top with research and went down a massive habit role.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
When Whoopi Goldberg was getting into character for Sister Act she went over the top with research and went down a massive habit role.
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I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms
August 22, 2023 at 4:08 PM
I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms
this "stop using X" thing does feel a bit like going into Sainsbury's to tell everyone there to stop shopping at Tesco
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
this "stop using X" thing does feel a bit like going into Sainsbury's to tell everyone there to stop shopping at Tesco
very endearing to see election day Mamdani have a small crisis while waiting for any kind of news. what a mood
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January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
very endearing to see election day Mamdani have a small crisis while waiting for any kind of news. what a mood
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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off to a beautiful start. i've been saving this for today - so much care has clearly gone into this @themountaingoats.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
off to a beautiful start. i've been saving this for today - so much care has clearly gone into this @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
just realised i can use the velvetiser i got james for christmas as a milk frother for fancy coffees for me. this is bad gift etiquette. can anyone erase this knowledge from my brain
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
just realised i can use the velvetiser i got james for christmas as a milk frother for fancy coffees for me. this is bad gift etiquette. can anyone erase this knowledge from my brain
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Every horse in the northern hemisphere! Down south it's August
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Every horse in the northern hemisphere! Down south it's August
happy birthday to every horse and statistically some people
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
happy birthday to every horse and statistically some people
best thing to do when your beloved successfully identifies a bird as a kite is to say that's amazing, you can hardly see the string. by the way.
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
best thing to do when your beloved successfully identifies a bird as a kite is to say that's amazing, you can hardly see the string. by the way.
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Capy New Year you magnificent bastards xxx
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Capy New Year you magnificent bastards xxx
i will find, forage and forge all the hope i can for 2026. thank you all for your kindness and companionship in the year just gone.
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i will find, forage and forge all the hope i can for 2026. thank you all for your kindness and companionship in the year just gone.
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I don't want to go into 2026 with any bad blood, so if any of you have an issue with me please delete your account before the end of the year.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't want to go into 2026 with any bad blood, so if any of you have an issue with me please delete your account before the end of the year.
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nice try. that's two separate mermaids
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
nice try. that's two separate mermaids
@beardynoise.bsky.social happy new year!!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@beardynoise.bsky.social happy new year!!
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"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Please give this seat to a disabled person" would you like me to butter their walking stick too??
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
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DECEMBER
Paddington: "the furry Peruvian fave"
Scotch eggs: "the boulderous, deep-fried orbs"
Santa: "the avuncular gift-giver"
North Korea: "the notorious hermit kingdom"
FIFA: "the bloated, Geneva-based football fiefdom"
Grim reaper: "the old skeletal scyther"
Paddington: "the furry Peruvian fave"
Scotch eggs: "the boulderous, deep-fried orbs"
Santa: "the avuncular gift-giver"
North Korea: "the notorious hermit kingdom"
FIFA: "the bloated, Geneva-based football fiefdom"
Grim reaper: "the old skeletal scyther"
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
DECEMBER
Paddington: "the furry Peruvian fave"
Scotch eggs: "the boulderous, deep-fried orbs"
Santa: "the avuncular gift-giver"
North Korea: "the notorious hermit kingdom"
FIFA: "the bloated, Geneva-based football fiefdom"
Grim reaper: "the old skeletal scyther"
Paddington: "the furry Peruvian fave"
Scotch eggs: "the boulderous, deep-fried orbs"
Santa: "the avuncular gift-giver"
North Korea: "the notorious hermit kingdom"
FIFA: "the bloated, Geneva-based football fiefdom"
Grim reaper: "the old skeletal scyther"