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Financial advisor: of course, borrowers need to be aware of the risk of-
Me, nodding: roombas
Me, nodding: roombas
i'm going to write and star in a new kind of advertising for the new century. "listen, i know you don't want or need this, but i'm going to tell you it exists every couple of days and we'll see what happens, ok?"
when will adverts reflect our quiet dignity Jeph.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i'm going to write and star in a new kind of advertising for the new century. "listen, i know you don't want or need this, but i'm going to tell you it exists every couple of days and we'll see what happens, ok?"
ad signifiers that fill me with unfathomable rage:
"listen up, my [demographic] girlies-" YOU PRESUME MUCH
"if you're like me-" I'M NOT
"listen up, my [demographic] girlies-" YOU PRESUME MUCH
"if you're like me-" I'M NOT
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
ad signifiers that fill me with unfathomable rage:
"listen up, my [demographic] girlies-" YOU PRESUME MUCH
"if you're like me-" I'M NOT
"listen up, my [demographic] girlies-" YOU PRESUME MUCH
"if you're like me-" I'M NOT
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don't post a lot of selfies but light was good today
August 15, 2023 at 7:35 PM
don't post a lot of selfies but light was good today
these bluetooth ear things make my podcasts so much more immersive. they pause sound when they think i'm talking, and i just did a sneeze so big everyone stopped talking for five seconds. sorry for interrupting, lads
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
these bluetooth ear things make my podcasts so much more immersive. they pause sound when they think i'm talking, and i just did a sneeze so big everyone stopped talking for five seconds. sorry for interrupting, lads
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You don’t have to ask me twice
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You don’t have to ask me twice
i have this weird animal-care-based anxiety thing - does anyone here keep rabbits who could help me maybe calm down about something
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i have this weird animal-care-based anxiety thing - does anyone here keep rabbits who could help me maybe calm down about something
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When Whoopi Goldberg was getting into character for Sister Act she went over the top with research and went down a massive habit role.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
When Whoopi Goldberg was getting into character for Sister Act she went over the top with research and went down a massive habit role.
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I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms
August 22, 2023 at 4:08 PM
I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms
this "stop using X" thing does feel a bit like going into Sainsbury's to tell everyone there to stop shopping at Tesco
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
this "stop using X" thing does feel a bit like going into Sainsbury's to tell everyone there to stop shopping at Tesco
very endearing to see election day Mamdani have a small crisis while waiting for any kind of news. what a mood
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
very endearing to see election day Mamdani have a small crisis while waiting for any kind of news. what a mood
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
source: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRM15s7U/
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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off to a beautiful start. i've been saving this for today - so much care has clearly gone into this @themountaingoats.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
off to a beautiful start. i've been saving this for today - so much care has clearly gone into this @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
just realised i can use the velvetiser i got james for christmas as a milk frother for fancy coffees for me. this is bad gift etiquette. can anyone erase this knowledge from my brain
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
just realised i can use the velvetiser i got james for christmas as a milk frother for fancy coffees for me. this is bad gift etiquette. can anyone erase this knowledge from my brain
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Every horse in the northern hemisphere! Down south it's August
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Every horse in the northern hemisphere! Down south it's August
happy birthday to every horse and statistically some people
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
happy birthday to every horse and statistically some people
best thing to do when your beloved successfully identifies a bird as a kite is to say that's amazing, you can hardly see the string. by the way.
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
best thing to do when your beloved successfully identifies a bird as a kite is to say that's amazing, you can hardly see the string. by the way.
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Capy New Year you magnificent bastards xxx
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Capy New Year you magnificent bastards xxx
i will find, forage and forge all the hope i can for 2026. thank you all for your kindness and companionship in the year just gone.
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i will find, forage and forge all the hope i can for 2026. thank you all for your kindness and companionship in the year just gone.
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I don't want to go into 2026 with any bad blood, so if any of you have an issue with me please delete your account before the end of the year.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't want to go into 2026 with any bad blood, so if any of you have an issue with me please delete your account before the end of the year.