sexy christmas lukedovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
Pinned
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
Using the Grapefruit Technique call that the Citrussy
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Using the Grapefruit Technique call that the Citrussy
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
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Today is the only day it's legal to post this
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
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The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
I'm dubious about Amazon's commitment to keeping pre-existing conditions a thing of the past.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
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To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
To me, my X-Mas!
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today is the only day it's legal to post this
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
Now i am absolutely dying to hear a Shakespeare monologue in minionese
My version is in English, and the director, who also voices them, translates to what it sounds like in minionese.
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Now i am absolutely dying to hear a Shakespeare monologue in minionese
Merry Christmas, pals 💖
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Merry Christmas, pals 💖
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#TodayInQueerHistory
December 25 (2016)
Remembering George Michael; pop star and all around good egg who passed #OTD.
George did a lot for charity. Royalties from hit Jesus to a Child supported Childline. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me supported HIV charities. He often donated anonymously too.
December 25 (2016)
Remembering George Michael; pop star and all around good egg who passed #OTD.
George did a lot for charity. Royalties from hit Jesus to a Child supported Childline. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me supported HIV charities. He often donated anonymously too.
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
#TodayInQueerHistory
December 25 (2016)
Remembering George Michael; pop star and all around good egg who passed #OTD.
George did a lot for charity. Royalties from hit Jesus to a Child supported Childline. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me supported HIV charities. He often donated anonymously too.
December 25 (2016)
Remembering George Michael; pop star and all around good egg who passed #OTD.
George did a lot for charity. Royalties from hit Jesus to a Child supported Childline. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me supported HIV charities. He often donated anonymously too.
In true Christmas fashion i snoozed through almost all of Die Hard
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
In true Christmas fashion i snoozed through almost all of Die Hard
Girl if you're gonna be a beard you can beard for a better class of homo, have some self respect
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Girl if you're gonna be a beard you can beard for a better class of homo, have some self respect
A-WAAAAY SAN-TI-A-NAAAA
Napoleon of the west they say
Along the gulf of mexico
Napoleon of the west they say
Along the gulf of mexico
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
A-WAAAAY SAN-TI-A-NAAAA
Napoleon of the west they say
Along the gulf of mexico
Napoleon of the west they say
Along the gulf of mexico
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This is why you get some homosexuals in your life. Haven’t seen a relative on Christmas for years.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This is why you get some homosexuals in your life. Haven’t seen a relative on Christmas for years.
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
At Halloween we traditionally change our names to be sexy and / or monstrous.
A Ludovician is a type of creature.
My name is Luke.
It is Christmas.
Someone said of me once, at a party, "he's got a beard and he's loud".
A Ludovician is a type of creature.
My name is Luke.
It is Christmas.
Someone said of me once, at a party, "he's got a beard and he's loud".
Explain your username.
I’m Marc Quill. I run QB1 Publishing and I write for the @wrestlingobserver.bsky.social.
My name is Marc Quill.
I’m Marc Quill. I run QB1 Publishing and I write for the @wrestlingobserver.bsky.social.
My name is Marc Quill.
Explain your username.
Arthur is my real name in English
TheKoopalingRanger is basically what my main OC is: a Koopaling who can transform into a Ranger, which is Abare Killer from Abaranger (or the White Dino Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Thunder) or as he calls himself "Abare Koopa".
Arthur is my real name in English
TheKoopalingRanger is basically what my main OC is: a Koopaling who can transform into a Ranger, which is Abare Killer from Abaranger (or the White Dino Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Thunder) or as he calls himself "Abare Koopa".
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
At Halloween we traditionally change our names to be sexy and / or monstrous.
A Ludovician is a type of creature.
My name is Luke.
It is Christmas.
Someone said of me once, at a party, "he's got a beard and he's loud".
A Ludovician is a type of creature.
My name is Luke.
It is Christmas.
Someone said of me once, at a party, "he's got a beard and he's loud".
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And now, my traditional Christmas message
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And now, my traditional Christmas message
Watching Home Alone and wow, the fact that the fires of hell do not consume them really *is* a key aspect of the torture of the damned, huh?
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Watching Home Alone and wow, the fact that the fires of hell do not consume them really *is* a key aspect of the torture of the damned, huh?
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In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
Merry Christmas from Australia's state of wine, churches, and serial killers
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Merry Christmas from Australia's state of wine, churches, and serial killers
Nobody delivers presents in Ireland?
Oddyseyus' impact remains unmatched in the emerald isle
Oddyseyus' impact remains unmatched in the emerald isle
Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Nobody delivers presents in Ireland?
Oddyseyus' impact remains unmatched in the emerald isle
Oddyseyus' impact remains unmatched in the emerald isle
It's Time 😌
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It's Time 😌
It's Time 😌
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's Time 😌