sexy christmas lukedovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
Pinned
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
Swam 2.2k today
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Swam 2.2k today
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Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)
age verification?
So iiiiiiii'll tell you what I want (what I really really want)
I wanna huh
I wanna huh
I wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh
So iiiiiiii'll tell you what I want (what I really really want)
I wanna huh
I wanna huh
I wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh
age verification?
i'm old
i'm old
Age verification?
I had a furby, a word which my phone’s spell check does not even acknowledge the existence of but which, I assure you, was an enormous deal at the time
I had a furby, a word which my phone’s spell check does not even acknowledge the existence of but which, I assure you, was an enormous deal at the time
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
age verification?
So iiiiiiii'll tell you what I want (what I really really want)
I wanna huh
I wanna huh
I wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh
So iiiiiiii'll tell you what I want (what I really really want)
I wanna huh
I wanna huh
I wanna really really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh
Fencing is turn based
AFL is real time
AFL is real time
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Fencing is turn based
AFL is real time
AFL is real time
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Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Anyone in Adelaide?
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
We're doing a comedy show at Fringe.
Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks.
Come and say hi!
adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...
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“I’m daddy’s good boy I’m daddy’s good boy” ok well I’m
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“I’m daddy’s good boy I’m daddy’s good boy” ok well I’m
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Adelaide last night, standing with Palestine
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Adelaide last night, standing with Palestine
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its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers
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The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
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The footage of Australian police acting like ICE agents is pretty shocking, but the media broadly stepping up to downplay, deny and mis-describe their violence in ambiguous terms is completely unsurprising.
It's an industry fundamentally incapable of ever assigning any blame to the police: ever
It's an industry fundamentally incapable of ever assigning any blame to the police: ever
A protest against Israeli President Isaac Herzog’s visit is under way at Sydney’s Town Hall. Police have capsicum-sprayed dozens of protesters and members of the media as clashes turn increasingly violent. Live updates: shorturl.at/Wq8BD
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The footage of Australian police acting like ICE agents is pretty shocking, but the media broadly stepping up to downplay, deny and mis-describe their violence in ambiguous terms is completely unsurprising.
It's an industry fundamentally incapable of ever assigning any blame to the police: ever
It's an industry fundamentally incapable of ever assigning any blame to the police: ever
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A content warning for very, very significant police violence on this video: Israeli President Herzog is visiting Australia, and police in New South Wales are violently bashing prone protesters.
The media is framing it in completely neutral terms.
Watch the video, then look at the headlines.
The media is framing it in completely neutral terms.
Watch the video, then look at the headlines.
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A content warning for very, very significant police violence on this video: Israeli President Herzog is visiting Australia, and police in New South Wales are violently bashing prone protesters.
The media is framing it in completely neutral terms.
Watch the video, then look at the headlines.
The media is framing it in completely neutral terms.
Watch the video, then look at the headlines.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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The perpetrators - who look remarkably like members of the black-shirted mob that marched on NSW Parliament last month without any interference
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🧐
February 9, 2026 at 10:44 AM
The perpetrators - who look remarkably like members of the black-shirted mob that marched on NSW Parliament last month without any interference
🧐
🧐
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My friends and I just finished our week long gamejam!
It is 1am as I am typing this, please consider playing our silly fish sorting game and giving us nice feedback before I wake up.
jttg.itch.io/out-of-plaice
It is 1am as I am typing this, please consider playing our silly fish sorting game and giving us nice feedback before I wake up.
jttg.itch.io/out-of-plaice
Out of Plaice by Jttg, DoomMonkey69, SmoothPikachu, thebunyipman, auriliux, madeyemaddy1, Sabiendas
Sort the weird fish, get out of town
jttg.itch.io
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
My friends and I just finished our week long gamejam!
It is 1am as I am typing this, please consider playing our silly fish sorting game and giving us nice feedback before I wake up.
jttg.itch.io/out-of-plaice
It is 1am as I am typing this, please consider playing our silly fish sorting game and giving us nice feedback before I wake up.
jttg.itch.io/out-of-plaice
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February 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
What a beautiful photograph, must have taken ages to line up this amazing shot 😍
congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
What a beautiful photograph, must have taken ages to line up this amazing shot 😍
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GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
June 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
Damn straight people are crazy doing all that, gay people just go to Bearracuda
if you don't know who Aella girl is: pro-capitalist and pro-crypto Silicon Valley libertarian sex worker, Thiel connections, doesn't shower, tracks her bowel movements, defended AI CSAM, worked for a "blockchain dating app" until it collapsed, organized a gang bang and tracked its data,
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Damn straight people are crazy doing all that, gay people just go to Bearracuda
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One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"
Someone's going to make this into a sex toy
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Someone's going to make this into a sex toy
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Unlocked post - a PDF showing everything I've published since 1998, and where you can get it (if you can get it).
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Q&A 38: Everything, unfortunately | John Allison
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February 8, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Unlocked post - a PDF showing everything I've published since 1998, and where you can get it (if you can get it).
www.patreon.com/posts/q-38-e...
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