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@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
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@beardynoise.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical
the interview with daniel craig where he was like "yeah austin powers fucked us, we can't do fun camp shit anymore" lives in my brain
honestly i just want a camp Bond movie. can we get a Bond Boy or is that too far
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the interview with daniel craig where he was like "yeah austin powers fucked us, we can't do fun camp shit anymore" lives in my brain
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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It's sort of interesting to me that for a lot of British journalists, "success" largely means reducing people's access to essential services
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's sort of interesting to me that for a lot of British journalists, "success" largely means reducing people's access to essential services
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Me: mom, can I have 26 thousand tons of iron ore?
Mom: only if you promise not to go in the face of a hurricane west wind
Me: 1 promise
Mom: okay
Me: (Gitchee Gumee time)
Mom: only if you promise not to go in the face of a hurricane west wind
Me: 1 promise
Mom: okay
Me: (Gitchee Gumee time)
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me: mom, can I have 26 thousand tons of iron ore?
Mom: only if you promise not to go in the face of a hurricane west wind
Me: 1 promise
Mom: okay
Me: (Gitchee Gumee time)
Mom: only if you promise not to go in the face of a hurricane west wind
Me: 1 promise
Mom: okay
Me: (Gitchee Gumee time)
Having defeated both @wangleberry.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social at Mario Kart they're now competing for the honour of facing me in Honourable Driving Combat
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Having defeated both @wangleberry.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social at Mario Kart they're now competing for the honour of facing me in Honourable Driving Combat
This is up there with Archilocus insulting his (engaged-but-denied) father in law so harshly the entire family killed themselves
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is up there with Archilocus insulting his (engaged-but-denied) father in law so harshly the entire family killed themselves
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man you just got voted a pay package that will make you the richest human being who ever lived and you're spending all your time obsessing over getting owned real bad on the internet
elon really is the face of the billionaire brainworms crisis that is Online
elon really is the face of the billionaire brainworms crisis that is Online
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
man you just got voted a pay package that will make you the richest human being who ever lived and you're spending all your time obsessing over getting owned real bad on the internet
elon really is the face of the billionaire brainworms crisis that is Online
elon really is the face of the billionaire brainworms crisis that is Online
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Hey boy are you the Edmund Fitzgerald, cuz I wanna fucking wreck you
August 30, 2023 at 8:32 AM
Hey boy are you the Edmund Fitzgerald, cuz I wanna fucking wreck you
Man whenever I think about politics, I inevitably think about how if I got a mutant power I'd become a D-list X-men villain within about fifteen minutes
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Man whenever I think about politics, I inevitably think about how if I got a mutant power I'd become a D-list X-men villain within about fifteen minutes
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I have rarely met more odious people than youth wing ultras in this country, which highlights a big problem in UK politics in that entreeism is either hugely expensive / requires a huge amount of spare time to be a part of even on a low level. A youth wing is not the solution to that.
Uk political parties keep trying to do youth branches, it's amazing. No matter how many times it ends in horrifying disaster
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I have rarely met more odious people than youth wing ultras in this country, which highlights a big problem in UK politics in that entreeism is either hugely expensive / requires a huge amount of spare time to be a part of even on a low level. A youth wing is not the solution to that.
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do you think bodger ever developed an, ahem, 'appetite' for mashed potato in the same way dave benson-philips got really into extra-curricular adult gunging
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
do you think bodger ever developed an, ahem, 'appetite' for mashed potato in the same way dave benson-philips got really into extra-curricular adult gunging
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Scrooge : You there boy, what day is it?
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Scrooge : You there boy, what day is it?
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
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Happy November 10th! Some prime memes I have gathered
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Happy November 10th! Some prime memes I have gathered
happy edmund fitzgeraldmas, make sure to hang out your many tons of iron ore, lest the witch of november come stealing
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
happy edmund fitzgeraldmas, make sure to hang out your many tons of iron ore, lest the witch of november come stealing
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November 4, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Joyce Carol Oates is the only woman who can shoot herself in the foot and hit three people in the head
Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Joyce Carol Oates is the only woman who can shoot herself in the foot and hit three people in the head
Scruff i swear to god if you tell me I "have a lot of Moments waiting" one more time I'll go berserk. Nobody wants them!
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Scruff i swear to god if you tell me I "have a lot of Moments waiting" one more time I'll go berserk. Nobody wants them!
played some Civ VI with my friends & ended up inheriting a religiously focused civ *that hadn't founded a religion yet* so created Crabitalism. There was a song.
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
played some Civ VI with my friends & ended up inheriting a religiously focused civ *that hadn't founded a religion yet* so created Crabitalism. There was a song.
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On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.