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beardynoise.bsky.social
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@beardynoise.bsky.social
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Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
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Having defeated both @wangleberry.bsky.social and @brainmage.bsky.social at Mario Kart they're now competing for the honour of facing me in Honourable Driving Combat
A tv with Mario Kart on
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
happy edmund👨‍✈️ fitzgerald🚢⚓️ day🌅☀️ to all my favorite💖 SUPERIOR sluts👅💦🌊 5️⃣0️⃣ years ago, the ss edmund fitzgerald ⬇️SANK💥🚢🌊🧊 into the icy depths🥶❄️ of lake superior💧💧 which is the 🌊deepest😛 and LARGEST🍆 great lake by volume😩💦💦 but it’s still not as DEEP😮‍💨 as you’ll be getting tonight 🤤💦👅🍆 in remembrance🙏🏼👆🏼 of the 29 crew members👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️👩‍✈️ that lost their LIVES🪦💔✝️ send this to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your closest freshwater FREAKS💦👅🍆 if you get 0️⃣ back then the 🧙‍♀️ witch of HOEvember🥵🍂has CUM💦 stealin' 🥷if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re just a 🍑😛 SAD slutty sailor 😔⚓️🌊 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re a deep water DADDY😩🍒💧but get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re the🍆👅 baddest ore 🪨🧨 whore 😮‍💨 the u.p. has EVER seen 👀😛🍆💦💦 make like the CAPTAIN👨‍✈️🚢🌊 and go DOWN👅🥵🐱 with the ship🍆🍆💦 so pour one out🍺🥂🥃🍹 for the lost BADDIES🔥🥵 on board🚢🌊⚓️✝️ and in honor 🙏🏼😔🪦 of the LEGEND 👑🔥 gorDONG 🍆🎵😏 lightfoot 🦶🏼👅💦 eternally departing➡️✝️ from the world🌎in may 2023 🍒😢💧get absolutely🌊🚢 WRECKed 🍻🍾🥂🍺 and SPREAD 😼💦😩 the MESSAGE👆🏼😏🍌🍑 farther and 😮‍💨🤸‍♀️WIDER😳👅 than ur legs🚢😎🍆💦 have EVER been🤤❄️
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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🦀🎶Crabitalism! Crabitalism! Worship the Money Crab!💲🦀🎶
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Cemeteries in Autumn are beautiful
A red-orange tree in autumn, in a graveyard A graveyard where the ground is orange with fallen leaves A path in a graveyard, totally covered in orange fallen leaves
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dr Temperance Brennan (an attractive white lady played by Emily Deschanel) examines a bone, while a crudely drawn speech bubble implies she's saying the post below
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Cat in a wizard hat with squiggles coming out of his wand "WOOSH. You have my love and support"
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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me when Michelle Braiser
Two bratz dolls (?) In visible distress in a YouTube thumbnail. The title us "not saying Mother for an ENTIRE minute - challenge"
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Dril post "Oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Posting something random
Nancy on a hoverboard saying "sluggo is lit"
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Me when I read the phrase "messianic jew"
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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THERE'S AN ARMOURY
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Juno Dawson, a blue woman in a red outfit, holding a phone. "I'm calling the police"
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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One of my favourite photos of me is one of me dancing at a wedding
Black and white photo of me dancing, mid finger snap, with a woman who is also dancing
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Saw bloomfs hanging in the ocean
A seagull in the sea A group of seagulls on a rock in the sea
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I stg this fucking website
Night mode screenshot showing the divergence in topic from the original post (vibrators) to the preceding two which are about dnd
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A koala with a hat and lolly
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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shocked koala
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Can someone hire me to be a full time Boat Ho, please
Me, on a boat, shirt open and wearing a towel against a blue sky
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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100% unrelated but I saw a tomcat in Santorini with Adonis face
A black and white tomcat, a slightly grumpy look on his face Three cats laid out on a terracotta roof
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Spent yesterday on a boat
Me, against a clear blue sea, getting out of the water and wearing a cute koala speedo
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I watched the sun sink into the wine-dark sea
The wine-dark sea, the sun at the horizon, slowly sinking beneath ah orange sky
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I love seeing an exotic foreign culture (heterosexuality)
Sign saying "I don't need Google, I have a wife"
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Unfortunately, because of Internet Poisoning Disease, I have a 20% chance of thinking about Team Fortress 2 when I read the word "gentlemen"
The TF2 spy meme, with his mouth filled with a ton of cigarettes
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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morning
Oia, a town in Santorini, stretching off towards the distance where the sun is rising
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Oia at night
A Greek town at night, the dark sky & cliffside below making it stretch off into the horizon
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM