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wait til u see me on my bike

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Me with some hairy boy butt
January 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I want allll that stupid olddd shittt
like
touch my butt & buy me pizza
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Woke up with a heart full of love, a fat ass, & a craving for extra cheese pizza
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Would you rather
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I don’t understand how a push up does not take the same strength as benching your body weight and at this point I don’t even care to learn
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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First tapestry completed! Shoutout to @bongrot.bsky.social for the amazing pattern!
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If Sakura Miyawaki has no fans, I am unalive
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Drunk in an uber playing My Immortal
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Girl danced with me a while then said “wait baby are you gay?” and I said uhhh yeah aren’t you & she said “yeah I am”
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Hollywood is so full of liars & fakes it’s disgusting, “Kristen Wiig” guess what it’s her real hair
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Receiving a lot of unsolicited feedback about dating from people in years-long relationships lately, & with how much collective emotional & mental health has deteriorated in the past several years, said feedback carries the energy of boomers weighing in on the housing market sorry
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Just pushed this on accident. All the porns I wanted to return to. Gone just like that. This must be how it feels to hold the nuclear codes
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Restaurant websites like if my menu you wish to see, you must solve my riddles three
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The same iPhone pushing generative AI on me at every turn wants to take 9 hours to charge to full “to reduce my carbon footprint” oh I’m sure
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Yeah I’m doing dry January I’m not using any sauces or condiments just kidding ya numb nuts pass the mayonnaise
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The meanest person you’ve ever met will be like “you’re really sensitive huh”
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
how Posting feels
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trying to go on YouTube, Instagram, Grindr, even our distractions feel like nightmarish facsimiles of their once usable selves
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The time I spend at home is basically a point-and-click PC game in beta
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Should I threaten to show my private parts at 10k
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The most perfect first date is a build your own froyo bar. It’s cheap, low commitment, & you learn sooo much about a person by how they dress their little cup
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Call me when it’s finger a ginger while eating his ear out day
January 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
🙂
It is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so everyone go smooch your ginger homies
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
QUEER JOY NEWS FOR ONCE

Cocona of XG came out as trans last month & instead of quieting or booting him, they today announced the group’s name has changed from Xtraordinary Girls to Xtraordinary Genes
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
When I invite you to my cottage this is what I mean
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM