Urban
@urban.bsky.social
up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him
Am I crazy or does this speaker kinda look like Totoro
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Am I crazy or does this speaker kinda look like Totoro
Really don't care much about the Catholic Church but it's very funny that there is a Pope who has definitely drank Malört
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Really don't care much about the Catholic Church but it's very funny that there is a Pope who has definitely drank Malört
Scientifically impossible to be in a bad mood while listening to ABBA
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Scientifically impossible to be in a bad mood while listening to ABBA
If you’re into pup play don’t forget it’s important to still use Advantix even during the colder months
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you’re into pup play don’t forget it’s important to still use Advantix even during the colder months
“can you tell me then 10 minutes is up?”
“you’re wearing an apple watch and holding your phone”
“no but I like it when ~you~ tell me”
“you’re wearing an apple watch and holding your phone”
“no but I like it when ~you~ tell me”
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“can you tell me then 10 minutes is up?”
“you’re wearing an apple watch and holding your phone”
“no but I like it when ~you~ tell me”
“you’re wearing an apple watch and holding your phone”
“no but I like it when ~you~ tell me”
Reposted by Urban
They want people to die.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They want people to die.
I had an error in my Panera app where they gave me 7 free treats but they would only let me use one :/
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I had an error in my Panera app where they gave me 7 free treats but they would only let me use one :/
love when my fiancé rolls his eyes at one of my terrible jokes and it’s like - you agreed to marry this, baybee
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
love when my fiancé rolls his eyes at one of my terrible jokes and it’s like - you agreed to marry this, baybee
Geeks are the best - the Wikipedia page for the Batmobile is over 3000 words longer than the one for the entire nation of Suriname
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Geeks are the best - the Wikipedia page for the Batmobile is over 3000 words longer than the one for the entire nation of Suriname
Making teeny tiny apple pies!
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Making teeny tiny apple pies!
FREE DRAG NAME: Tilda Watersclear
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FREE DRAG NAME: Tilda Watersclear
So cute how Trump loves Bolsonaro; he should go visit him for a few years
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So cute how Trump loves Bolsonaro; he should go visit him for a few years
It is technologically impossible to play Sympathy Is A Knife as loud as I want to
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It is technologically impossible to play Sympathy Is A Knife as loud as I want to
On a train that sadly has neither Chris Evans nor Tilda Swinton but at least there is Kronole
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
On a train that sadly has neither Chris Evans nor Tilda Swinton but at least there is Kronole
Heard on the news that the Pope is traveling to Turkey on Thursday which is so deeply funny
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Heard on the news that the Pope is traveling to Turkey on Thursday which is so deeply funny
A Day No Turkeys Would Die
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A Day No Turkeys Would Die
Spent 4 hours making an Apple Frangipane Tart and a French Silk Pie for my parents’ Thanksgiving because I’m going out of town and the first thing my mom said was “what are we going to do do with two pies”
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Spent 4 hours making an Apple Frangipane Tart and a French Silk Pie for my parents’ Thanksgiving because I’m going out of town and the first thing my mom said was “what are we going to do do with two pies”
this is like one of those design shows you see where the wife is the last one to find out that her husband is gay
Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey embrace for The New York Times Cooking.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
this is like one of those design shows you see where the wife is the last one to find out that her husband is gay
is the new Kristen Chenoweth musical so bad it's camp and worth seeing or is it just bad
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
is the new Kristen Chenoweth musical so bad it's camp and worth seeing or is it just bad
how many times do you think Frankie has tried cracking Ariana's phone passcode to get Jonathan's number
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
how many times do you think Frankie has tried cracking Ariana's phone passcode to get Jonathan's number
step 1: get blind drunk
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
step 1: get blind drunk
Those pardoned turkeys are going to milkshake duck so hard; I bet they were chosen because one or both of them has a 1488 tattoo
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Those pardoned turkeys are going to milkshake duck so hard; I bet they were chosen because one or both of them has a 1488 tattoo
MM, flip it around? Walt Whiiiiiiiiiitman!
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
MM, flip it around? Walt Whiiiiiiiiiitman!
It would be cool for weddings if they rock-paper-scissored it after the “I Dos” to see whose last name they take
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It would be cool for weddings if they rock-paper-scissored it after the “I Dos” to see whose last name they take