Urban
@urban.bsky.social
up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him
Good morning, my butchers, my bakers, my candlestick makers
February 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Good morning, my butchers, my bakers, my candlestick makers
Dear reader, I cried again.
I'm gonna cry again when Hilary Knight gets her gold medal
February 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Dear reader, I cried again.
Ok I finally stopped crying about the US Women's Hockey team
February 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Ok I finally stopped crying about the US Women's Hockey team
You guys I'm legit crying
February 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You guys I'm legit crying
I'm sweating from this USA/CAN game I think I might throw up
February 19, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I'm sweating from this USA/CAN game I think I might throw up
Yes we just had a holiday Monday but lesbians should get off today for the USA/CAN Gold Medal game
February 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yes we just had a holiday Monday but lesbians should get off today for the USA/CAN Gold Medal game
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Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
The winner of the USA/CAN game today gets the Gordie Howe Bridge
February 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The winner of the USA/CAN game today gets the Gordie Howe Bridge
80 year old dude named Clyde came up to me at the cable machine to tell me I look exactly like a WWE Wrestler I have never heard of
February 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
80 year old dude named Clyde came up to me at the cable machine to tell me I look exactly like a WWE Wrestler I have never heard of
Hilary Knight proposes to Brittany Bowe 4 years after their Olympic first date www.outsports.com/2026/2/18/24...
Hilary Knight proposes to Brittany Bowe at the Olympics - Outsports
Hilary Knight and Brittany Bowe will soon be married. 'Olympics brought us together. This one made us forever.'
www.outsports.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hilary Knight proposes to Brittany Bowe 4 years after their Olympic first date www.outsports.com/2026/2/18/24...
Good morning, my blue-footed boobies
February 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Good morning, my blue-footed boobies
Women's Hockey Bronze and Gold Medal games today!!!!!!
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Women's Hockey Bronze and Gold Medal games today!!!!!!
Like seeing your ex really happy on Instagram
Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison for leading insurrection in South Korea
Yoon Suk Yeol sentenced to life in prison for leading insurrection in South Korea
Former South Korean president found guilty over failed martial law declaration in 2024
A South Korean court on Thursday sentenced the former president Yoon Suk Yeol to life imprisonment with labour over his failed martial law declaration in December 2024, finding him guilty of leading an insurrection and making him the first elected head of state in the country’s democratic era to receive the maximum custodial sentence.
Under South Korean law, the charge of leading an insurrection carries three possible sentences: death, life imprisonment with labour, or life imprisonment without labour. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Like seeing your ex really happy on Instagram
ugh I wish that Farmers' Markets were as fun as they seem on prescription commercials
February 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
ugh I wish that Farmers' Markets were as fun as they seem on prescription commercials
Happy "you've got some shit on your face" day to Catholics. Also happy "You don't give a fuck about child sexual abuse day x37000"
February 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Happy "you've got some shit on your face" day to Catholics. Also happy "You don't give a fuck about child sexual abuse day x37000"
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this tiger toy is a big dill
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
this tiger toy is a big dill
ok so i want to figure out dinner but I can't focus on anything until USA/SWE is done
February 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ok so i want to figure out dinner but I can't focus on anything until USA/SWE is done
The think that enrages me so much about AI commercials is that they are just saying "Nope, you don't need to learn anything! Why learn how cooking works! Why know why we don't put metal in the microwave!"
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The think that enrages me so much about AI commercials is that they are just saying "Nope, you don't need to learn anything! Why learn how cooking works! Why know why we don't put metal in the microwave!"
The Biathlon is great and congrats to all of them but I feel like people of all sexualities should compete together
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Biathlon is great and congrats to all of them but I feel like people of all sexualities should compete together
This is the funniest thing to me - anyone at even the smallest Sephora @ Kohl's could find you the right shade.
Trump's hand is extremely discolored today -- as bad as I've ever seen it
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This is the funniest thing to me - anyone at even the smallest Sephora @ Kohl's could find you the right shade.
I love the Team USA commercials about how it brings all sports fans together! Also I will lay a Bruins fan out on the floor as soon as the games are over
February 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I love the Team USA commercials about how it brings all sports fans together! Also I will lay a Bruins fan out on the floor as soon as the games are over
