Urban
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up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him
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We used to be a real country!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We used to be a real country!!
the holiday season never truly began until an elderly man got suckerpunched for a $99 flat screen TV
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the holiday season never truly began until an elderly man got suckerpunched for a $99 flat screen TV
yippee-ki-yay motherfucker
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
yippee-ki-yay motherfucker
as a society we are so close already; it would take less than a year
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
as a society we are so close already; it would take less than a year
would't mind running into him in the darkroom
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
would't mind running into him in the darkroom
“grapefruit?”
“yeah, it’s breakfast “
“yeah, it’s breakfast “
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“grapefruit?”
“yeah, it’s breakfast “
“yeah, it’s breakfast “