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posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between “accepted by the audience for which it was intended” and “you have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.” the Japesman’s Gambit
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I think keir starmer is right in that we shouldn't apply retaliatory tariffs on the US as doing so would imply a trump-level understanding of what tariffs actually are, what we should be doing is directly sanctioning trump and all of his family members
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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To you, it’s just an AI generated TikTok of Peter Griffin doing the six seven dance over a highly sexualised depiction of Lois with a link to an Andrew Tate video, but that’s actually a 13 year old’s Support Network
January 19, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The only thing that will save the UK from full fascism is the fact that the treasury will prevent any department actually spending any money on it

Border Force will be encouraged to expand its reach with no extra staffing, a voluntary redundancy scheme and an employee-wellness programme
One of my few sources of optimism is that while the uk press and elite is if anything more receptive to the performative cruelty of IVE than their US equivalents I do t see any Uk gov being willing to put in the resources needed to build up an equivalent force. /1
Unsettling sociological question I've started to mull: who would work for a British 'ICE'? I'm sure there is a sizeable faction of resentful young men out there who are disgusted with how 'woke' the police have become, but its hard right now to imagine them joining the 'public sector' in any form.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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The Prime Minister has come up with a very measured, diplomatic response and I think that if the President could remember who Starmer was, he would respect that.
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Well that's that settled then I guess, we can all thank our favourite middle manager for avoiding a major diplomatic crisis
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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brits shouldn't have to have an opinion on will stancil, that's none of our business
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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if i were starmer looking at these numbers i would resign and go into exile somewhere. how does he get out of bed without dying of shame. he should be studied by scientists
General Election Nowcast - 18/01/26:

RFM: 337 (+332), 29.1% (24 Maj.)
LAB: 86 (-325), 18.7%
LDM: 77 (+5), 12.8%
CON: 50 (-71), 19.4%
SNP: 44 (+35), 2.7%
GRN: 22 (+18), 12.9%
PLC: 8 (+4), 1.3%
Oth: 7 (+2), 3.2%

electionmaps.uk/nowcast
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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What I continue to remain shocked by, possibly unduly, is how hard capitalism punished ordinary workers for cutting corners and doing the bare minimum for decades, and now it's totally pivoted to telling us cheating is cool.
Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!"

And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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hello darkness my old friend
I'm standing at the fridge again

o jar, my hand is slowly creeping
even though I should be sleeping

thirty seven, that's the olives in my gut
olive slut

I'm going back

for olive
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
seems like every new hospital built in scotland ends up with drainage issues that either kill patients or delay completion by years, isn't drainage a solved problem from 000s of years ago? who are the contractors the scottish govt are employing who keep connecting the poop pipe to the mains water?
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
the moray coast remains a stain on scotland
General Election Nowcast - 18/01/26:

RFM: 337 (+332), 29.1% (24 Maj.)
LAB: 86 (-325), 18.7%
LDM: 77 (+5), 12.8%
CON: 50 (-71), 19.4%
SNP: 44 (+35), 2.7%
GRN: 22 (+18), 12.9%
PLC: 8 (+4), 1.3%
Oth: 7 (+2), 3.2%

electionmaps.uk/nowcast
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
brits shouldn't have to have an opinion on will stancil, that's none of our business
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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These people were told, repeatedly, that the Labour right had absolutely nothing except for vicious crackdowns, dismal flag-fucking, slavish obedience to the White House and possibly means testing. Are they now going to admit it is them that fucked it here? LOL they absolutely will not, ever.
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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IN "DA ROOM " - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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At least under present conditions the "NAFO" "fella" crowd and their uncritical enthusiasm for the organizational embodiment of US imperialism has shut the fuck up finally
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
IQ: 150
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
this is hardly an original observation but literally what is the point in having laws at all if the president can simply pardon any crimes, why is there a mechanism in US politics that turns the president into some kind of papal figure able to absolve sin?
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
started getting youtube ads for Shen Yun again, i wonder how many folk who go along to their performances actually know what their whole deal is?
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
did anyone ever get to the bottom of why AIs put a piss coloured filter over all the comics they generate
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I've tried watching twitch streams but honestly the speed of the chat going past is so distressing everyone needs to calm down
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM