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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
just heard an american youtuber pronounce islington as isle-ington and immediately threw my phone off a bridge
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
just heard an american youtuber pronounce islington as isle-ington and immediately threw my phone off a bridge
wondering what it's like being someone that follows all those pages on facebook that only post about celebrities' birthdays every day, and commenting "happy birthday hope you're having a great day x" thinking that "We Love Celebs" is actually run by johnny depp himself
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
wondering what it's like being someone that follows all those pages on facebook that only post about celebrities' birthdays every day, and commenting "happy birthday hope you're having a great day x" thinking that "We Love Celebs" is actually run by johnny depp himself
for a good example see the absolutely bonkers replies to this post bsky.app/profile/quee...
I am begging the users of this wesbite - of all the websites that work like this - to understand the basic fucking manners that are involved in talking to other people on here. If you hit Reply, the original poster is going to take that as a direct response to what they said, because it is.
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
for a good example see the absolutely bonkers replies to this post bsky.app/profile/quee...
so many folk telling on themselves by being unable to condemn trump's actions without also mentioning that they do not support maduro
THERE IS NO RULE OF LAW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MORONS TALKING ABOUT? LOOK AT WHAT THIS COUNTRY HAS DONE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
so many folk telling on themselves by being unable to condemn trump's actions without also mentioning that they do not support maduro
boy i can't wait for cinema sins to roast this one!!
Ever since the first look at Matt Damon as Odysseus was revealed, Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey has faced questions about its historical accuracy. Now, the debut of its trailer has reinvigorated that debate. https://t.co/ww4vRRxNfY
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 AM
boy i can't wait for cinema sins to roast this one!!
no cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
no cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
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not sure anything in human history has aged as poorly as that bit in Star Trek Discovery where Jason Isaacs namechecks Elon Musk as an aspirational utopian figure on the level of the Wright Brothers or the creator of warp drive, rather than a world leader in the field of human debasement
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
not sure anything in human history has aged as poorly as that bit in Star Trek Discovery where Jason Isaacs namechecks Elon Musk as an aspirational utopian figure on the level of the Wright Brothers or the creator of warp drive, rather than a world leader in the field of human debasement
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Meanwhile in Your Party - @zarahsultana.bsky.social is being fed attack lines on the Scottish Greens that somehow miss major votes in the Scottish Parliament from months ago.
In case there was a risk of you thinking Your Party were planning on taking Scotland's politics seriously.
In case there was a risk of you thinking Your Party were planning on taking Scotland's politics seriously.
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Meanwhile in Your Party - @zarahsultana.bsky.social is being fed attack lines on the Scottish Greens that somehow miss major votes in the Scottish Parliament from months ago.
In case there was a risk of you thinking Your Party were planning on taking Scotland's politics seriously.
In case there was a risk of you thinking Your Party were planning on taking Scotland's politics seriously.
currently enjoying the word "joypouch"
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
currently enjoying the word "joypouch"
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i fucking hate large language models. every single aspect of using the internet has gotten worse over the past 3 years and it’s all thanks to this fucking bullshit. it’s a bullshit machine that annihilates information and makes me want to destroy everything
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i fucking hate large language models. every single aspect of using the internet has gotten worse over the past 3 years and it’s all thanks to this fucking bullshit. it’s a bullshit machine that annihilates information and makes me want to destroy everything
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"He has also committed genocide recently."
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"He has also committed genocide recently."
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
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The whole point of the Starmer project was to grind home once and for all that Britain can never be better than this, and anyone who tries to improve society somewhat will be *fucking annihilated* by all these people, together. It’s shit, it’s supposed to be shit and if you don’t like it, fuck off.
In today's episode of Everything Is America Now, here's Starmer's disgraced ex-director of political strategy blaming Labour's failures on a Brit version of the US Deep State, made up of NGOs, activists, lawyers & regulators.
If this sounds like far rightism à la Cummings, that's because it 100% is
If this sounds like far rightism à la Cummings, that's because it 100% is
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The whole point of the Starmer project was to grind home once and for all that Britain can never be better than this, and anyone who tries to improve society somewhat will be *fucking annihilated* by all these people, together. It’s shit, it’s supposed to be shit and if you don’t like it, fuck off.
this bot seems to be stuck in a loop repeatedly replying to this post
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
this bot seems to be stuck in a loop repeatedly replying to this post
Starmer: I ehh [nasal whine] must be honest with you, the err Great British Public, that we believe better things are *not* possible, and my promise to you is that this government will work diligently to ensure that this is the case.
Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Starmer: I ehh [nasal whine] must be honest with you, the err Great British Public, that we believe better things are *not* possible, and my promise to you is that this government will work diligently to ensure that this is the case.
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
at this point I'm assuming widespread AI use in education is going to pickle young people's brains so thoroughly that anyone who manages to slip through the cracks and grow up learning things normally will by default end up some sort of ubermensch brain genius
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
at this point I'm assuming widespread AI use in education is going to pickle young people's brains so thoroughly that anyone who manages to slip through the cracks and grow up learning things normally will by default end up some sort of ubermensch brain genius
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bringing in the new year watching Stargate SG-1 s01e11 Bloodlines, happy new year folks!
in 2026 I will watch all of stargate, the whole goddamn lot
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
bringing in the new year watching Stargate SG-1 s01e11 Bloodlines, happy new year folks!
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People on here will post anything. "2026 is set to be the Year of Geese." No it isn't. That isn't true.
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People on here will post anything. "2026 is set to be the Year of Geese." No it isn't. That isn't true.
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Again, one of the detestable things about Starmerism is its total inability to understand itself. These people are a cargo cult of Blairism, they follow the forms and rituals but neither understand the mechanisms by which they worked, nor have any idea why they aren't.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Again, one of the detestable things about Starmerism is its total inability to understand itself. These people are a cargo cult of Blairism, they follow the forms and rituals but neither understand the mechanisms by which they worked, nor have any idea why they aren't.
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"Oh c'mon Mark, even you've got to admit that Starmer's a dick"
"He's got a very difficult job Jez! He inherited a bloody bad deal and he's doing sensible reforms in challenging economic circumstances!"
"He's got a very difficult job Jez! He inherited a bloody bad deal and he's doing sensible reforms in challenging economic circumstances!"
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Oh c'mon Mark, even you've got to admit that Starmer's a dick"
"He's got a very difficult job Jez! He inherited a bloody bad deal and he's doing sensible reforms in challenging economic circumstances!"
"He's got a very difficult job Jez! He inherited a bloody bad deal and he's doing sensible reforms in challenging economic circumstances!"
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I think the main problem with Starmer is that I can absolutely see Mark Corrigan being a ride-or-die fan, which is just about the worst insult I can imagine
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I think the main problem with Starmer is that I can absolutely see Mark Corrigan being a ride-or-die fan, which is just about the worst insult I can imagine