Small Robots
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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered
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Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
· Oct 4
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Look, I'm no psychologist, but I'm gonna say that's the face of a guy for whom the last few hours have not gone great.
Andrew pictured leaving police station following arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office
Andrew pictured leaving police station following arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office - live updates
The King's brother was earlier arrested at around 08:00 on Thursday with police carrying out searches in Berkshire and Norfolk.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Look, I'm no psychologist, but I'm gonna say that's the face of a guy for whom the last few hours have not gone great.
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454) Invisibot. The culmination of our research into transparent components. We haven't had chance to figure out a use for it yet because we keep losing it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 19, 2026 at 10:43 AM
454) Invisibot. The culmination of our research into transparent components. We haven't had chance to figure out a use for it yet because we keep losing it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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if someone is saying "i hope that x happens" don't reply with "well actually as always only bad things will happen" because it suggests you've forgotten what the word "hope" means
February 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if someone is saying "i hope that x happens" don't reply with "well actually as always only bad things will happen" because it suggests you've forgotten what the word "hope" means
Noncequences.
Damn, the queen really was all that was standing between the Nonce Royal and consequences ey
The king really said “nah fam you’re on your own”
February 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Noncequences.
Normally I feel the opposite way about this sort of thing, but US posters speaking admiringly of the UK establishment for finally having had enough of The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew is giving this country far, far too much credit.
February 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Normally I feel the opposite way about this sort of thing, but US posters speaking admiringly of the UK establishment for finally having had enough of The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew is giving this country far, far too much credit.
I just find this so, so odd. Like, this is very basic stuff here and I do actually know why families get weird about it (because transphobia), but how is it that none of them just imagine their child had been born cis with their actual gender?
This is standard "transition as a type of death" (for cis family).
What can I say? Cis supremacy is so strong for some people that they'll even do this to their own flesh and blood. They'll treasure the memory of their presumtively cis child as much, or more, than their actual, trans child.
What can I say? Cis supremacy is so strong for some people that they'll even do this to their own flesh and blood. They'll treasure the memory of their presumtively cis child as much, or more, than their actual, trans child.
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I just find this so, so odd. Like, this is very basic stuff here and I do actually know why families get weird about it (because transphobia), but how is it that none of them just imagine their child had been born cis with their actual gender?
Baby mimic.
my god right i KNOW it's a fossil i UNDERSTAND but it also CLEARLY DEMONIC www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland
The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Baby mimic.
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Noted tartan owner winds bum tight after arrest! (6, 11-7)
February 19, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Noted tartan owner winds bum tight after arrest! (6, 11-7)
*Handsy Andy flipping through a history book, learning what happens to British Royals who get arrested*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Wait, I'm not technically royal now...
*Looks up what happened to the only guy to actually face consequences for the Epstein stuff*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Wait, I'm not technically royal now...
*Looks up what happened to the only guy to actually face consequences for the Epstein stuff*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
February 19, 2026 at 11:00 AM
*Handsy Andy flipping through a history book, learning what happens to British Royals who get arrested*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Wait, I'm not technically royal now...
*Looks up what happened to the only guy to actually face consequences for the Epstein stuff*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Wait, I'm not technically royal now...
*Looks up what happened to the only guy to actually face consequences for the Epstein stuff*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Prince Andrew being arrested for giving away state secrets but not arrested for being a pedophile should tell you everything you need to know about Britain.
February 19, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Prince Andrew being arrested for giving away state secrets but not arrested for being a pedophile should tell you everything you need to know about Britain.
You can also add, "Ehhhh..." to this imo.
Allow this idea into you.
Me and Stu have had a secret thing for a while where he pointed this out to me and yes, it turns out this is a very good indicator that they're about to say something really asinine or undermine a good joke in a stupid way
Not every time, but it's a good sign.
Me and Stu have had a secret thing for a while where he pointed this out to me and yes, it turns out this is a very good indicator that they're about to say something really asinine or undermine a good joke in a stupid way
Not every time, but it's a good sign.
I’m calling a complete moratorium on opening comments or replies with either “I mean,” or “To be fair,”.
Overdone to the point of sick-making. You must be better than this.
You think I’m joking, but I’m not.
Overdone to the point of sick-making. You must be better than this.
You think I’m joking, but I’m not.
February 19, 2026 at 10:45 AM
You can also add, "Ehhhh..." to this imo.
454) Invisibot. The culmination of our research into transparent components. We haven't had chance to figure out a use for it yet because we keep losing it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 19, 2026 at 10:43 AM
454) Invisibot. The culmination of our research into transparent components. We haven't had chance to figure out a use for it yet because we keep losing it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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[Jackass, but Jonny Knoxville and all his pals are draculas, renfields, igors etc]
Hi! I'm Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to Dracass *transforms into bat, files at speed into mechanism designed to slap his little bat balls with a flyswatter*
Hi! I'm Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to Dracass *transforms into bat, files at speed into mechanism designed to slap his little bat balls with a flyswatter*
February 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
[Jackass, but Jonny Knoxville and all his pals are draculas, renfields, igors etc]
Hi! I'm Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to Dracass *transforms into bat, files at speed into mechanism designed to slap his little bat balls with a flyswatter*
Hi! I'm Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to Dracass *transforms into bat, files at speed into mechanism designed to slap his little bat balls with a flyswatter*
Person Living in a Society Repeating the Horrors of 1930s Germany: Why would anyone care about books written before the 1970s?
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 19, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Person Living in a Society Repeating the Horrors of 1930s Germany: Why would anyone care about books written before the 1970s?
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I would simply conduct myself so as to not have the judge say things like this at my death penalty trial.
I don't know why, but the judge is now citing the historical precedent of Charles I of England. This is an incredibly ominous sign for Yoon.
February 19, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I would simply conduct myself so as to not have the judge say things like this at my death penalty trial.
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453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.
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Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.
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“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
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“the left wont engage with ai,” dude all i did was take a look at the numbers and they dont work and you cant make me pretend they do
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
“the left wont engage with ai,” dude all i did was take a look at the numbers and they dont work and you cant make me pretend they do
Bad news for everyone but me I guess! (I like coffee fine, I've just never felt any real need to drink it regularly.)
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Bad news for everyone but me I guess! (I like coffee fine, I've just never felt any real need to drink it regularly.)
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
453) Balletbot. If you aren't able to access ballet lessons for your child, this graceful little robot can give them a solid grounding. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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It is the year of the horse! What better time to TRY AND STRANGLE ONE?
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
February 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It is the year of the horse! What better time to TRY AND STRANGLE ONE?
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.
February 18, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.
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I get that some people have very complicated jobs/lives & I’m not saying tools can’t help, but an awful lot of ‘AI assistant’ stuff comes across as a bit cargo cult, people feeling they’re more successful if they the trappings of a Big Important Boss
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I get that some people have very complicated jobs/lives & I’m not saying tools can’t help, but an awful lot of ‘AI assistant’ stuff comes across as a bit cargo cult, people feeling they’re more successful if they the trappings of a Big Important Boss