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Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
· Oct 4
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Yeah, he'll be gone by Easter.
Starmer effectively gives the US the UK’s backing over Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Yeah, he'll be gone by Easter.
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It's just...you know...I mean. *Waves hand vaguely* What a mess it all is. A terrible, evil mess.
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
It's just...you know...I mean. *Waves hand vaguely* What a mess it all is. A terrible, evil mess.
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Ten Lordbots Leaping...
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
Ten Lordbots Leaping...
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you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks”
whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”
don’t give them cover on it
whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”
don’t give them cover on it
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks”
whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”
don’t give them cover on it
whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”
don’t give them cover on it
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I think we need to be able to balance the reactions "this is another expression of 250 years of American imperialism" and "what do you MEAN we kidnapped the president of Venezuela and renditioned him to the US and are now claiming to run the country"
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I think we need to be able to balance the reactions "this is another expression of 250 years of American imperialism" and "what do you MEAN we kidnapped the president of Venezuela and renditioned him to the US and are now claiming to run the country"
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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An 80 year old pervert going on TV to slur monotonously about the illegal invasion he just did. The logical endpoint of our political development over the last 50 years
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
An 80 year old pervert going on TV to slur monotonously about the illegal invasion he just did. The logical endpoint of our political development over the last 50 years
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Fantastic homemade ravioli in Sofia…
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Fantastic homemade ravioli in Sofia…
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We don't hear nearly enough about Shakespeare's other sons, Macneth and The Nerchant of Venice.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
We don't hear nearly enough about Shakespeare's other sons, Macneth and The Nerchant of Venice.
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Well obviously.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Well obviously.
Rod Stewart's being interviewed on the radio and I always forget he isn't Scottish despite claiming to be, and that he now sounds exactly like Daphne's layabout brother Simon from the later seasons of Frasier.
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Rod Stewart's being interviewed on the radio and I always forget he isn't Scottish despite claiming to be, and that he now sounds exactly like Daphne's layabout brother Simon from the later seasons of Frasier.
Another variation: replying to a quote post of something as if you're addressing the person in the original post or even just someone mentioned in that post!
I am begging the users of this wesbite - of all the websites that work like this - to understand the basic fucking manners that are involved in talking to other people on here. If you hit Reply, the original poster is going to take that as a direct response to what they said, because it is.
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Another variation: replying to a quote post of something as if you're addressing the person in the original post or even just someone mentioned in that post!
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Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
I feel like the history of western imperialism is often like this, where there's an almost-plausible case for resource-grabbing, an almost plausible geopolitical explanation (first Caracas, then Havana), and a sort of liberal imperialist fig leaf to keep democrats from being too mad (the Nobel shit)
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
I think almost anything he says will sink him now and he knows it. This government has made pandering to the right such a tent pole of their ideology that they can't disentangle themselves from Trumpism even when it blatantly crosses the line.
BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he needs to "establish all the facts" before commenting on the capturing of Venezuela's President by the US
"What I can say is that the UK was not involved in any way in this operation"
"What I can say is that the UK was not involved in any way in this operation"
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I think almost anything he says will sink him now and he knows it. This government has made pandering to the right such a tent pole of their ideology that they can't disentangle themselves from Trumpism even when it blatantly crosses the line.
All this is clearly just a distraction from the real issue: 20 mph speed limits in Wales.
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
All this is clearly just a distraction from the real issue: 20 mph speed limits in Wales.
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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
The really scary thing is, like, what does this imply about US military hegemony when it's being wielded as a weapon by a terrified, bigoted old man with a persecution complex? What happens to any other leader who speaks up about this?
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
The really scary thing is, like, what does this imply about US military hegemony when it's being wielded as a weapon by a terrified, bigoted old man with a persecution complex? What happens to any other leader who speaks up about this?
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
It's just...you know...I mean. *Waves hand vaguely* What a mess it all is. A terrible, evil mess.
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
It's just...you know...I mean. *Waves hand vaguely* What a mess it all is. A terrible, evil mess.
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I need to pay rent in the next hour and I'm £251.93 short
Please. Anything at all gets me closer
I need to pay rent in the next hour and I'm £251.93 short
Please. Anything at all gets me closer
I need to pay rent today and I'm still £312.11 short!
Really anything at all really helps me.
Really anything at all really helps me.
I need to pay rent on Friday and I'm still £343.41 short.
If 7 people signed up to my Patreon annually, I would be covered and you get 16% off!
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime
If 7 people signed up to my Patreon annually, I would be covered and you get 16% off!
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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I need to pay rent in the next hour and I'm £251.93 short
Please. Anything at all gets me closer
I need to pay rent in the next hour and I'm £251.93 short
Please. Anything at all gets me closer
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Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
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Ventriloquist’s dummy apologizes for the racist remarks that it made
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Ventriloquist’s dummy apologizes for the racist remarks that it made
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Nice article you’ve got there. Be a shame if *cocks shotgun* you forgot to include an otherwise irrelevant item that is important to me, personally.
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Nice article you’ve got there. Be a shame if *cocks shotgun* you forgot to include an otherwise irrelevant item that is important to me, personally.
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
Nine Ladybots Dancing...
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Nine Ladybots Dancing...
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December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
Nine Ladybots Dancing...
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
Nine Ladybots Dancing...
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered