Simon Pegg
@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Given it's only January 3rd, and the world has plummeted even further, I'm going to make a prediction that all those empty GÜ pots people hang on to will be legal tender by March 6th.
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Given it's only January 3rd, and the world has plummeted even further, I'm going to make a prediction that all those empty GÜ pots people hang on to will be legal tender by March 6th.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
My Saturday Night getting infectiously funky with this banger.
You may as well have the earworm as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sx...
You may as well have the earworm as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sx...
Jimmy 'Bo' Horne* -- Dance Across The Floor
YouTube video by Remember Santhos
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My Saturday Night getting infectiously funky with this banger.
You may as well have the earworm as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sx...
You may as well have the earworm as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sx...
Reading the news this morning, I'm not sure if it's snow outside or nuclear fallout.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Reading the news this morning, I'm not sure if it's snow outside or nuclear fallout.
FIFA have just issued a statement, in which they are going to award posthumous peace prize awards to Idi Amin and Pol Pot.
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
FIFA have just issued a statement, in which they are going to award posthumous peace prize awards to Idi Amin and Pol Pot.
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Artists as the world crumbles around us
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Artists as the world crumbles around us
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
3 days into Dry January and some people are compensating for not having a drink by invading another country and kidnapping its President.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
3 days into Dry January and some people are compensating for not having a drink by invading another country and kidnapping its President.
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Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
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This is the first time in history that a County Clare hotelier has kidnapped the leader of another country
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
This is the first time in history that a County Clare hotelier has kidnapped the leader of another country
We have SNERRRRRRR
a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
ALT: a man is standing on a sidewalk holding a snowball .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
We have SNERRRRRRR
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
Or, and hear me out, Reading Festival headliners for the past 20 years.
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Or, and hear me out, Reading Festival headliners for the past 20 years.
I have (professional) views.
However, the real horror here is that fake fucking grass.
A pox on their house.
However, the real horror here is that fake fucking grass.
A pox on their house.
For connoisseurs of utterly mental extensions on mundane houses (via reddit)
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I have (professional) views.
However, the real horror here is that fake fucking grass.
A pox on their house.
However, the real horror here is that fake fucking grass.
A pox on their house.
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"I stayed on Twitter through Nazi-ism and the owner causing 600,000 Africans to die so if you think a bit of child pornography is going to get me to leave you are barking up the wrong tree my friend"
Some people apparently
Some people apparently
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 AM
"I stayed on Twitter through Nazi-ism and the owner causing 600,000 Africans to die so if you think a bit of child pornography is going to get me to leave you are barking up the wrong tree my friend"
Some people apparently
Some people apparently
Is that 'Terrible Art in Charity Shops' still a thing?
Because if so, may I present this painting of a fox with two glass eyes for your delectation.
Because if so, may I present this painting of a fox with two glass eyes for your delectation.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Is that 'Terrible Art in Charity Shops' still a thing?
Because if so, may I present this painting of a fox with two glass eyes for your delectation.
Because if so, may I present this painting of a fox with two glass eyes for your delectation.
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1892! That must be one of the oldest vape shops in the UK.
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
1892! That must be one of the oldest vape shops in the UK.
Hi, I'm a combination of Cluster Headaches and the mental fallout of being mugged thrice at Uni.
But you can call me Al.
But you can call me Al.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Hi, I'm a combination of Cluster Headaches and the mental fallout of being mugged thrice at Uni.
But you can call me Al.
But you can call me Al.
What day is it today?
January 2, 2026 at 9:06 AM
What day is it today?
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He appears to have cooked this with the light in his fridge.
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
He appears to have cooked this with the light in his fridge.
Watched 'The Choral' this afternoon. Fairly lightweight, but enjoyable enough.
A bit like 'Brassed Off' without the trumpets.
A bit like 'Brassed Off' without the trumpets.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Watched 'The Choral' this afternoon. Fairly lightweight, but enjoyable enough.
A bit like 'Brassed Off' without the trumpets.
A bit like 'Brassed Off' without the trumpets.