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Andrew Lawrence
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Deputy Director of rapid response at Media Matters, views here are my own
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im looking forward to watching this app burn to the ground with all of you in a few years
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i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i need the panthers to win the NFCS by default by losing to the bucs on saturday and then watching the falcons win on sunday like i need air to breath
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:

“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
good morning mr president, heres your daily brief on last nights kimmel and seth meyers…thats right sir, they were very mean and nasty…yes sir, you have time allotted to post about them before your daily mri and dementia test
December 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
fda approves new “zyn for toddlers” — “untapped market” hails secretary of health rfk jr
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care.

We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
Trump looked pretty rough today -- note that both of his hands are discolored

(Joe Raedle/Getty)
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if youve ever placed a bet on kalshi your right to vote should be revoked
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Sauron was not only evil, he got distracted and his defenses failed
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.

Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
it is now illegal to not perform music and plays for mr trump as the founders intended
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
short of a miracle and winning the super bowl, the bucs gotta fire todd bowles this roster has way too much talent to be playing like this
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
im reading the silo trilogy bc i just had to know (just finished book 2) and holy shit I KNOW EVERYTHING NOW
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“billionaire doesnt like taxes” isnt a story
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I’ve seen no serious engagement from senior Dems about what, exactly, they plan to do in terms of reasserting congressional power, as in identifying the available tools and thinking seriously about ways to use them to dig us out of the current state of total constitutional collapse.
Pelosi: "Right now, Republicans in Congress have abolished the Congress. They just do what the president insists that they do. That will be over as soon as we have the gavel."
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I don't think most Americans have any idea how dangerous it is for a president to declare an entire ethnic group to be "garbage." This is how the worst atrocities in human history have begun.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
they didnt just lie about the election, they were caught saying they were gonna spread lies bc its what their viewers wanted to hear and it would be good for ratings

insane that anyone with any self respect wouldnt turn on them after that
Remember when Fox News settled a defamation suit for $800m because it lied about the 2020 election and then all the Fox News watchers kept watching it?
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
and they dont want me to do it folks, “you cant break the seventh seal of Valarynx” they say. “mr trump if you unseal the final scroll it will unleash a thousand years of darkness and pestilence.”

i don’t know folks, what do you think should i break it?

*crowd going absolutely ape shit*
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM