hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
get in losers we finally have the universal world of monsters franchise: we just doing james bond as a code name for the wolfman, dracula, the mummy, the invisible man, all that shit. those monsters? never died. recruited in to the 00 program.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
get in losers we finally have the universal world of monsters franchise: we just doing james bond as a code name for the wolfman, dracula, the mummy, the invisible man, all that shit. those monsters? never died. recruited in to the 00 program.
James, James Dracu... Bond. James Bond.
sure you can!
here's some other ideas:
1. James Bond in Hell
2. James Bond is brought back to life by aliens for some reason.
3. James Bond is a cyborg now, rebuilt from the ground up as one of her Majesty's final requests
4. James Bond has ALWAYS been clones
here's some other ideas:
1. James Bond in Hell
2. James Bond is brought back to life by aliens for some reason.
3. James Bond is a cyborg now, rebuilt from the ground up as one of her Majesty's final requests
4. James Bond has ALWAYS been clones
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
James, James Dracu... Bond. James Bond.
Look, we just established that Frankensteins monster can’t be killed so make him the new James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Look, we just established that Frankensteins monster can’t be killed so make him the new James Bond.
the global value of this market is ten billion dollars and growing, a bunch of old white men who drink bourbon for breakfast are shutting down our access to it. www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/industrial-h...
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the global value of this market is ten billion dollars and growing, a bunch of old white men who drink bourbon for breakfast are shutting down our access to it. www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/industrial-h...
Die mad you joyless motherfuckers
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Die mad you joyless motherfuckers
there's a reason ancient peoples thought of cows as gods
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there's a reason ancient peoples thought of cows as gods
my random ass brain: well, I guess Johnson has to bring the house back, let’s see what kind of corrupt clusterfuck that’s gonna be
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
my random ass brain: well, I guess Johnson has to bring the house back, let’s see what kind of corrupt clusterfuck that’s gonna be
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I forgot to mention it, but Christmas Skeleton was back promptly the weekend after Halloween. Hat, Santa suit, candy cane, the whole bit.
The person who just took his 10’ tall skeleton and draped a string of Christmas lights across its hands is my new favorite neighbor
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I forgot to mention it, but Christmas Skeleton was back promptly the weekend after Halloween. Hat, Santa suit, candy cane, the whole bit.
dems activating their voters by like a matador activates a bull: the blue wave will be built on the momentum of the bone crushing destruction we wreak on them in the primaries
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
dems activating their voters by like a matador activates a bull: the blue wave will be built on the momentum of the bone crushing destruction we wreak on them in the primaries
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I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since
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My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
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ice is targeting schools in north portland
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ice is targeting schools in north portland
Unbelievable piece of shit.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Unbelievable piece of shit.
Look at this stupid fucking asshole eating an apple in the morning sun like he doesn’t know about the state of the world
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Look at this stupid fucking asshole eating an apple in the morning sun like he doesn’t know about the state of the world
it’s incredible how no matter how many years pass old people treat everyone like children.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it’s incredible how no matter how many years pass old people treat everyone like children.
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Mamdani is bringing back THAC0 and weapon vs. AC-type charts.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mamdani is bringing back THAC0 and weapon vs. AC-type charts.
‘what if instead of a lifetime of accomplishment you could have instant gratification’ is the use case for AI. nothing more.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
‘what if instead of a lifetime of accomplishment you could have instant gratification’ is the use case for AI. nothing more.
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teeth are the toenails of the mouth
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
teeth are the toenails of the mouth
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I want you all to get your books! It's why I put myself through all of this for the past couple months -- more than that, if you count all the prep work I did on files over the summer!
If you can’t find the email, here’s an easy workaround: Either go to the campaign page at www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom... and click Respond Now at the top, or use this link to go straight to the pledge manager: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I want you all to get your books! It's why I put myself through all of this for the past couple months -- more than that, if you count all the prep work I did on files over the summer!
warm jalapeño cheese pump is the name of my ween/primus cover band
And the warm jalapeño cheese pump. We didn't know how good we had it. Those days are over.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
warm jalapeño cheese pump is the name of my ween/primus cover band
Look at this happy fucker
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Look at this happy fucker
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Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
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I very much enjoy that this backfill of Dudley Smith's story is like What If Forrest Gump Was Cosmically Evil
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I very much enjoy that this backfill of Dudley Smith's story is like What If Forrest Gump Was Cosmically Evil
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new dads: don't forget to hold your kids upside down and let them 'walk' on the ceiling before they get too big.
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new dads: don't forget to hold your kids upside down and let them 'walk' on the ceiling before they get too big.
woudl you rather it be dancing on the ceiling?
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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new dads: don't forget to hold your kids upside down and let them 'walk' on the ceiling before they get too big.
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new dads: don't forget to hold your kids upside down and let them 'walk' on the ceiling before they get too big.