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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they

alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
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I think Gray the Stray speaks for us all
oh, that's fun
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
i got a chin up bar so i bet if i were in a cliffhanger situation, or a helicopter hijacking type thing, hanging from one hand, i could scream really cool when i fell
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
‘Ok’ is the new ‘I regret I have but one life to give.’
“You’re gonna get in trouble for that.”

“OK.”

Perfect reply. No peace for fascists.
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
they're all WRONG
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
the question AI people are getting wrong:

it's not about what sort of art you want to make

it's about what you want to make of yourself through art
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This looks like a Hallmark Holiday movie about a racist guy who teaches an Ethnic family about the True Meaning of Christmas
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.

It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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This is a great time to buy any of my books. Not only are two of them Olympic skating relevant, a pipe burst in my bathroom wall and flooded my basement today.
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
did you know that a shard of glass can sometimes get in the ice well when you're making a drink for someone, or a sandwich can accidentally get left in a puddle of raw chicken juice?

there are hundreds of ways, every day, that food safety awareness saves a life.

anyway.
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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can you name 'cocaine' as your weapon in a duel, because if so, if i have the beginnings of a plan
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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My exact thought. Her entire look is a JRPG crafting recipe that produces the N-word
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
xcom should have more stuff for my little army buddies to do when they aren't killing aliens. where's the base bar?
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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I ran out of pain pills & my back is screaming 💀
#MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky #fundsky #disabilityaid 💸💕
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM




I betcha there’s a link between Da Vinci Code parents and Harry Potter kids, the ones who hung on way too long.
Usually depends on how much of the Da Vinci Code they think is real
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
thats it. no more fuckng around. time to get serious. [puts on pajamas over longjohns and changes in to the fluffy socks.]
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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To wit, you can also add — if we don’t make ICE operate like the rest of law enforcement now, then you better believe the rest of law enforcement will be acting like ICE before you know it
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
there's a linguistic and social connection between outlaws, wolves, and werewolves that goes back centuries. basically, if you were declared an outlaw, you had the same rights as a wolf: everyone was obliged or at least encouraged to kill you on sight.

anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Oh, Christ!
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
my neighbors brought me and my wife leftover posole from their party and i would die for them and ICE must be abolished
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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anyway as I was saying

universal basic income is the way to go
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Axl Rose got his hands on The Substance
so this is Tom Macdonald? the guy that made the “pray for the left” pro-nazi anti-trans song? how the fuck? bro you can’t get a fucking “misunderstood” tattoo as a grown adult. you’re not misunderstood. you’re a racist fucking transphobic nazi bitch. god. i hate him. fucking hell.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM