hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
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alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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I think Gray the Stray speaks for us all
the degree and duration of recreational incompetence we are allowed is a very clear sign of which class you are in.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
Oh, we know
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the degree and duration of recreational incompetence we are allowed is a very clear sign of which class you are in.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
if you're a regular person, you get a few beers on friday, a glass of wine in the bath.
if you're elite, you're jazzed to the tits on ai psychosis and hovercraft deicer 24/7.
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casserole.
Settle a debate for me. I maintain that Nachos are pasta. @ndgree.bsky.social thinks they’re pizza.
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
casserole.
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any other watch people who follow me on here?
these are CLEARLY radium burns on this dial, right?!?
these are CLEARLY radium burns on this dial, right?!?
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
any other watch people who follow me on here?
these are CLEARLY radium burns on this dial, right?!?
these are CLEARLY radium burns on this dial, right?!?
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I love that International Standard Atmosphere is a thing. Engineers really said fuck it, the atmosphere is a perfectly spherical cow
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I love that International Standard Atmosphere is a thing. Engineers really said fuck it, the atmosphere is a perfectly spherical cow
An evening of 4’33” variations with…
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
An evening of 4’33” variations with…
spending the day as a care free bat man flying around taking in the sights and stopping to beat up occasional thugs
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
spending the day as a care free bat man flying around taking in the sights and stopping to beat up occasional thugs
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hot take but 'a government of the people, by the people, and for the people to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity' is mutual aid.
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hot take but 'a government of the people, by the people, and for the people to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity' is mutual aid.
The canning process being both a preservative measure and standing in for the traditional blanching a spud would get is quite clever.
Way To Go, food preservation and science.
Way To Go, food preservation and science.
Dear old dad’s Elks Lodge served the best home fries I ever had. Each individual piece was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. When I was a teen I volunteered in the kitchen and learned the secret, which was alarming to me, but it is what it is:
Canned, quartered, and deep-fried. 👍🤤
Canned, quartered, and deep-fried. 👍🤤
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The canning process being both a preservative measure and standing in for the traditional blanching a spud would get is quite clever.
Way To Go, food preservation and science.
Way To Go, food preservation and science.
Wrapping up Christmas with the traditional family double feature Requiem for a Dream and A Serbian Film
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Wrapping up Christmas with the traditional family double feature Requiem for a Dream and A Serbian Film
make a bond movie casual
a cozy blanket and a cuppa of solace
a cozy blanket and a cuppa of solace
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
make a bond movie casual
a cozy blanket and a cuppa of solace
a cozy blanket and a cuppa of solace
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These are Roberts Pardons
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These are Roberts Pardons
Oregonians for KTP ‘30
new plan: i move to portland and immediately run for governor.
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oregonians for KTP ‘30
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
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How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How to make a joke for all generations
68±1
68±1
happy anniversary to the funniest thing a movie studio has ever done.
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
happy anniversary to the funniest thing a movie studio has ever done.
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corded ware people go back to the Pontic steppe
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
corded ware people go back to the Pontic steppe
everybody got their jolly boots of doom hung up for the annual bowing down tomorrow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OE...
Invader Zim - Christmas song (Bow down)
YouTube video by InvaderZimsClips
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December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
everybody got their jolly boots of doom hung up for the annual bowing down tomorrow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OE...
combining my favorite christmas movies crawling through the air ducts cause the christmas ghosts have taken over nakatomi plaza
just sent 'christmas past' down the elevator shaft with a note on his robe 'ho ho ho now i have a machine gun' and christmas present is losing his shit y'all
just sent 'christmas past' down the elevator shaft with a note on his robe 'ho ho ho now i have a machine gun' and christmas present is losing his shit y'all
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
combining my favorite christmas movies crawling through the air ducts cause the christmas ghosts have taken over nakatomi plaza
just sent 'christmas past' down the elevator shaft with a note on his robe 'ho ho ho now i have a machine gun' and christmas present is losing his shit y'all
just sent 'christmas past' down the elevator shaft with a note on his robe 'ho ho ho now i have a machine gun' and christmas present is losing his shit y'all
Great. Pluribus is just another ‘Lesbian needs to meet the right man’ story.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Great. Pluribus is just another ‘Lesbian needs to meet the right man’ story.
pete bondurant is the evil mirror universe jack reacher now that i'm thinking about it
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
pete bondurant is the evil mirror universe jack reacher now that i'm thinking about it
David Finchers ‘Underworld USA’ trilogy by James Ellroy*
*I am a weird little freak
*I am a weird little freak
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
David Finchers ‘Underworld USA’ trilogy by James Ellroy*
*I am a weird little freak
*I am a weird little freak