the volcanic winter, of course, was caused by a beowulf expy killing a dragon on a mountaintop (wailing guitar solo, lightning flash) and the battle causing the volcano to blow. the famine is caused because dragons are apex predators and giants are overbreeding, causing ecological collapse.

the campaign takes place in jutland-that-will-be-denmark during the volcanic winters after 536, so everyone is 100% convinced ragnarok is coming, the migration age is in full swing, and expy danes are invading to escape famine in their lands. www.science.org/content/arti...

to this end he was helping the pcs design a mech suit capable of welding a nuclear powered war hammer against a god, setting off the reaction and killing everyone involved. the pcs are on to him now and aligning with Thor.

Weyland the smith wants to set off a chain reaction that will knock the ‘magic’ particle out of reality so that the world becomes dependent on technology

just because -you- don't want to hear about my dungeons and dragons campaign where a malevolent god is tricking the characters in to making a melee weapon with the power of a nuclear bomb

The Latin word familias derives from famulus which meant slave. From the very beginning, all law based on Roman thought has been forced to contend with the idea of one's family being property of the man.

i like my weather maps to have a big 'here there be dragons' portion to stimulate my imagination. what magical land is canada?

Maybe I used cornichons. Possibly pickles.

Vodka+Rye battered Salmon mousseline, Dungeness crab croquettes, chive creme freche, Gherkin aioli

I used to make a salmon belly mousse line for a ‘corn dogs and tater tots’ dish that was super fun. Forcemeats are fun.

I dare you. Google ‘forcemeats.’

I said what I said. Look it up.

Did the Nazis ever use a hot dog as insignia?

I am telling you all this in preparation for my senate run. Just get his dirt right out in the open.

Kash Patel is a Spirit Halloween edition of Tom Haverford

getting hammered on yelp because the only part of you car charging parking lot with a restaurant that works is the parking lot