hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
Pinned
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
If refs rule against Oregon while they are playing at Autzen then Phil Knight has their organs harvested as a warning to others. Home team advantage.
lol #Oregon have TWO touchdowns handed to them by officials tonight, not cool (I have no dog in this hunt ) really specious officiating
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If refs rule against Oregon while they are playing at Autzen then Phil Knight has their organs harvested as a warning to others. Home team advantage.
The matrix is glitching stray cats on to my porch
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The matrix is glitching stray cats on to my porch
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If anyone in Brunswick, MD is missing a large elderly dachshund, I have your large elderly dachshund
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If anyone in Brunswick, MD is missing a large elderly dachshund, I have your large elderly dachshund
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"MOMMY BAPHOMET SAYS ALGEBRA IS BULLSHIT."
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"MOMMY BAPHOMET SAYS ALGEBRA IS BULLSHIT."
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“Humor is the language I use to safely bleed.” 🫢
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Humor is the language I use to safely bleed.” 🫢
been sober ten years now
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
been sober ten years now
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Tangentially related - My favorite mercado sells the herb/spice mix that it uses in its homemade chorizo in bulk. It's simply called "Chroizo Powder". I use it for anything calling for "chili powder". It's phenomenal.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Tangentially related - My favorite mercado sells the herb/spice mix that it uses in its homemade chorizo in bulk. It's simply called "Chroizo Powder". I use it for anything calling for "chili powder". It's phenomenal.
maybe i'm just too cynical but that whole 'don blew bill' thing smells kind of fake, with weird fonts and jokes about sending shit via tin can and a string. i dunno.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
maybe i'm just too cynical but that whole 'don blew bill' thing smells kind of fake, with weird fonts and jokes about sending shit via tin can and a string. i dunno.
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I work as a crossing guard and refer to most of the cars as "Childmulcher 3000s"
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I work as a crossing guard and refer to most of the cars as "Childmulcher 3000s"
stop doom scrolling and watch this stray cat eat food and be pissed off at the same time
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
stop doom scrolling and watch this stray cat eat food and be pissed off at the same time
'cannibal storm' would be a beautiful name for a death metal baby
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
'cannibal storm' would be a beautiful name for a death metal baby
it is simply the time for furies
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
it is simply the time for furies
In prison, does telling a shot caller a guy is a pedo count as snitching?
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In prison, does telling a shot caller a guy is a pedo count as snitching?
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Just got to the part of HBO's ROME last night where Augustus and Antony finance their government by killing a bunch of Brutus and Cassius's prominent supporters and taking their stuff. At this rate can have any social program we want if we impound the wealth of the people named in the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just got to the part of HBO's ROME last night where Augustus and Antony finance their government by killing a bunch of Brutus and Cassius's prominent supporters and taking their stuff. At this rate can have any social program we want if we impound the wealth of the people named in the Epstein files.
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The Latin word familias derives from famulus which meant slave. From the very beginning, all law based on Roman thought has been forced to contend with the idea of one's family being property of the man.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Latin word familias derives from famulus which meant slave. From the very beginning, all law based on Roman thought has been forced to contend with the idea of one's family being property of the man.
stirring the pot but it sure does sound like they want an army of ephebos, that they are well, actually, ephebophiles.
![The term was particularly used to denote one who was doing military training and preparing to become an adult.[1] From about 335 BC, ephebes from Athens (aged between 18–20) underwent two years of military training under supervision, during which time they were exempt from civic duties and deprived of most civic rights.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:upteytjvzblbibdvdqw23iq6/bafkreiblv3oxakzonyiyrdshvjr5yaqyyitujahwmcl3f2q6qnd44wgx3m@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
stirring the pot but it sure does sound like they want an army of ephebos, that they are well, actually, ephebophiles.
I heard Brian Kilmeade described as a chimp misunderstanding a magic trick and I think about that a lot
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I heard Brian Kilmeade described as a chimp misunderstanding a magic trick and I think about that a lot
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Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time
second thing i'm doing is nationalizing all the hunting resorts and expanding the national parks
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
second thing i'm doing is nationalizing all the hunting resorts and expanding the national parks
RETVRN
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
RETVRN
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
BLESSED AND PURE IS THE FORCEMEAT
Guess I’m a campaign consultant now. Hot dogs were never appropriated by the Nazis.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
BLESSED AND PURE IS THE FORCEMEAT
Tales from the Bad Ol’ Days, part 6’9”: I lost a bet and worked a retail shift in 8” stiletto platforms and I was significantly more elegant than this robot. Yes I was also drinking.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tales from the Bad Ol’ Days, part 6’9”: I lost a bet and worked a retail shift in 8” stiletto platforms and I was significantly more elegant than this robot. Yes I was also drinking.