Dumb Beezie
@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Bold move approaching and speaking to a woman who is eating pasta out of her hand over the sink
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Bold move approaching and speaking to a woman who is eating pasta out of her hand over the sink
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Please don’t ask me dumb questions. I am the dumb one here
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Please don’t ask me dumb questions. I am the dumb one here
Certiorari is a pretty baby’s name
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Certiorari is a pretty baby’s name
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
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A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
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sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
I’m at the point where I’m considering keeping someone in my basement just to kick them around when I feel like it
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m at the point where I’m considering keeping someone in my basement just to kick them around when I feel like it
Today can we arrest the president?
Jesus fucking Christ, the messages that are being sent to people by his every day actions. Today the message is no maga left behind. Not no child left behind. No MAGA.
Fuck every one of these people. Sincerely
Jesus fucking Christ, the messages that are being sent to people by his every day actions. Today the message is no maga left behind. Not no child left behind. No MAGA.
Fuck every one of these people. Sincerely
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Today can we arrest the president?
Jesus fucking Christ, the messages that are being sent to people by his every day actions. Today the message is no maga left behind. Not no child left behind. No MAGA.
Fuck every one of these people. Sincerely
Jesus fucking Christ, the messages that are being sent to people by his every day actions. Today the message is no maga left behind. Not no child left behind. No MAGA.
Fuck every one of these people. Sincerely
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
What are you listening to?
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What are you listening to?
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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Ending the filibuster will complete the coup…
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ending the filibuster will complete the coup…
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
I wanna ask people who you think you’re helping with your AI fakes and reposting articles from 2018 with no context? We don’t need that kind of help. You probably need to get your shit together
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wanna ask people who you think you’re helping with your AI fakes and reposting articles from 2018 with no context? We don’t need that kind of help. You probably need to get your shit together
I love this time of year when bugs are dying
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love this time of year when bugs are dying
*tweets
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*tweets
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Jesus Christ is just something I say when I’m pissed off
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jesus Christ is just something I say when I’m pissed off