the corlew always rings chris
@thecorlew.bsky.social
writer | musician | co-host, The Line Break podcast | fiction reader, Cotton Xenomorph | 1/2 Lazy & Entitled | basketball junkie | Chicago Over Everything | exhausted dad | he/him
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like to imagine the Disney+ search engine as an actual Mickey Mouse growing ever more ready to pee his pants as he realizes I don’t want Bluey, I don’t want Bambi, I don’t want Bar Rescue
it’s Barbarian night, baby!
it’s Barbarian night, baby!
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
like to imagine the Disney+ search engine as an actual Mickey Mouse growing ever more ready to pee his pants as he realizes I don’t want Bluey, I don’t want Bambi, I don’t want Bar Rescue
it’s Barbarian night, baby!
it’s Barbarian night, baby!
working on an article that will forcibly teach me to spell the word "delicatessen"
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
working on an article that will forcibly teach me to spell the word "delicatessen"
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I waited a day to say this bc I respected everyone's right to vent some anger, but *remember to focus on what you can do*. Whether it's defending your community, taking action around what you've been venting about, whatever — but don't let all of your energy get captured in the social media space.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I waited a day to say this bc I respected everyone's right to vent some anger, but *remember to focus on what you can do*. Whether it's defending your community, taking action around what you've been venting about, whatever — but don't let all of your energy get captured in the social media space.
the Lemongrab episode of Adventure Time is so funny dude
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the Lemongrab episode of Adventure Time is so funny dude
I am a freelancer. IF I DONT PRODUCE WORK I DONT GET PAID. It costs me money to go on ICE patrols
so no, I don’t have any patience for millionaire senators being like “we will fight”
so no, I don’t have any patience for millionaire senators being like “we will fight”
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am a freelancer. IF I DONT PRODUCE WORK I DONT GET PAID. It costs me money to go on ICE patrols
so no, I don’t have any patience for millionaire senators being like “we will fight”
so no, I don’t have any patience for millionaire senators being like “we will fight”
hey as someone actually out in the streets fighting that danger, this whole thread sucks
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hey as someone actually out in the streets fighting that danger, this whole thread sucks
I’m on Year Three of not exactly knowing what Awards Eligibility Posts even are for but you should absolutely give BEHIND WITH KNIFE an award, one of the good ones, even
www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657621
www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657621
Chapter 1 – Lazy & Entitled
www.lazyandentitled.org
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m on Year Three of not exactly knowing what Awards Eligibility Posts even are for but you should absolutely give BEHIND WITH KNIFE an award, one of the good ones, even
www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657621
www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657621
they should invent an everlasting gobstopper but for blunts
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
they should invent an everlasting gobstopper but for blunts
proof of this in both the @lazyandentitled.bsky.social and @thelinebreak.bsky.social archives
Also if you do a book or pop culture podcast I am a delightful* guest
*Claim has not been verified
*Claim has not been verified
This is out in January and still would be grateful if anyone wants to pitch a review or interview for it!
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
proof of this in both the @lazyandentitled.bsky.social and @thelinebreak.bsky.social archives
Durbin says they’re “sticking their necks out,” wonder if an enraged and fucked over populace thinking about necks is what he wants
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Durbin says they’re “sticking their necks out,” wonder if an enraged and fucked over populace thinking about necks is what he wants
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November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
don’t listen to these assholes keep reading wherever you feel like it
most importantly keep reading
most importantly keep reading
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
don’t listen to these assholes keep reading wherever you feel like it
most importantly keep reading
most importantly keep reading
Hakeem Jeffries said basically exactly this like six months ago
The blazing cowardice of the centre-right:
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hakeem Jeffries said basically exactly this like six months ago
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The blazing cowardice of the centre-right:
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The blazing cowardice of the centre-right:
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
“Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.”
Shirley Hazzard
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Walgreens says it’s -196 degrees damn how are any of us alive
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Walgreens says it’s -196 degrees damn how are any of us alive
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The level of normie involvement and investment in Chicago in what is essential a city-wide* decentralized grassroots mutual aid program of resistance to ICE/CBP — it is truly a remarkable inspiration in these otherwise awful times.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The level of normie involvement and investment in Chicago in what is essential a city-wide* decentralized grassroots mutual aid program of resistance to ICE/CBP — it is truly a remarkable inspiration in these otherwise awful times.
there is no opposition party
there’s just us: the people who run toward ICE and set up impromptu food banks and gofundme healthcare and get laid off
there’s just us: the people who run toward ICE and set up impromptu food banks and gofundme healthcare and get laid off
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
there is no opposition party
there’s just us: the people who run toward ICE and set up impromptu food banks and gofundme healthcare and get laid off
there’s just us: the people who run toward ICE and set up impromptu food banks and gofundme healthcare and get laid off
Mandani isn’t the future of the democrats. Farts Johnson is. @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandani isn’t the future of the democrats. Farts Johnson is. @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
shoutout to the woman cleaning her car off with a coat hanger, I had trouble finding my brush too
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
shoutout to the woman cleaning her car off with a coat hanger, I had trouble finding my brush too
if you’re an air traffic controller watching one of Chuck schumer’s flights
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
if you’re an air traffic controller watching one of Chuck schumer’s flights
they really caved bc their flights were getting delayed
Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
they really caved bc their flights were getting delayed
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Remember: If you see someone spit in the food of a US Senator, no you didn’t! Flaming poop on their doorsteps? No idea how it got there. Their miseries are our ignorance.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Remember: If you see someone spit in the food of a US Senator, no you didn’t! Flaming poop on their doorsteps? No idea how it got there. Their miseries are our ignorance.
I mean don’t these democrats just scream “vote blue or else we’re screwed”
aren’t we all so not screwed bc we dutifully voted for democrats our whole lives
aren’t we all so not screwed bc we dutifully voted for democrats our whole lives
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I mean don’t these democrats just scream “vote blue or else we’re screwed”
aren’t we all so not screwed bc we dutifully voted for democrats our whole lives
aren’t we all so not screwed bc we dutifully voted for democrats our whole lives
you should withhold your vote unless someone has really earned it
you should also figure out non-electoral political actions to take
but really start withholding your vote
none of them deserve you
you should also figure out non-electoral political actions to take
but really start withholding your vote
none of them deserve you
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
you should withhold your vote unless someone has really earned it
you should also figure out non-electoral political actions to take
but really start withholding your vote
none of them deserve you
you should also figure out non-electoral political actions to take
but really start withholding your vote
none of them deserve you