the corlew always rings chris
@thecorlew.bsky.social
writer | musician | co-host, The Line Break podcast | fiction reader, Cotton Xenomorph | 1/2 Lazy & Entitled | basketball junkie | Chicago Over Everything | exhausted dad | he/him
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yesssssssss now I just gotta get the kid to watch more than the 3-5 episodes he cycles through lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yesssssssss now I just gotta get the kid to watch more than the 3-5 episodes he cycles through lol
oh man I am such an Adventure Time novice lol only just gotten into the last couple of months as my kid has. The one where he cannot figure out how to live with others, and the princess is trying to tell him that candy people need to be petted and played with and he just keeps poking
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh man I am such an Adventure Time novice lol only just gotten into the last couple of months as my kid has. The one where he cannot figure out how to live with others, and the princess is trying to tell him that candy people need to be petted and played with and he just keeps poking
FIVE GRAMS LOL Socrates said "know thyself" and I know I would pass the "fun" threshold into "too much" territory but like did Socrates even ever have weed?
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FIVE GRAMS LOL Socrates said "know thyself" and I know I would pass the "fun" threshold into "too much" territory but like did Socrates even ever have weed?
fuck off coward
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
fuck off coward
fuck off coward
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
fuck off coward
fuck off coward
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
fuck off coward
fuck off coward
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
fuck off coward
don’t tell us to vote man be serious yall are always telling us to vote how about you do something
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
don’t tell us to vote man be serious yall are always telling us to vote how about you do something
excellent point, maybe just a solid nug that you grind part of but the whole never seems to diminish
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
excellent point, maybe just a solid nug that you grind part of but the whole never seems to diminish
in honor of my child’s new second favorite dance
a black and white cartoon of a skeleton kneeling in a cemetery .
Alt: a black and white cartoon of a skeleton doing that hands on yr knees dance
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November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
in honor of my child’s new second favorite dance
some great ones!
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
some great ones!
you and me both, homie
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you and me both, homie
like triple verified
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
like triple verified
"can you make a Sea Breeze?"
a man is sitting in front of a window on a bus and looking out the window .
Alt: the pirate in that Tom Hanks movie no one saw except for this meme saying "look at me look at me I'm the captain now"
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November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"can you make a Sea Breeze?"