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Dragon Cobolt
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I'm Dragon Cobolt, formerly of Twitter! I write erotica SF and erotica fantasy! He/Him
all right! I've almost made it to my normal bed time! last night, I got home at 1 AM, so, that's pretty impressive! i'm gonna sleep now!
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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We need a Black Library romance imprint.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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BSG Deadlock getting delisted got me to start a new campaign and the colonial fleet is currently asking questions about why Quick Response Group Icarus can't seem to keep all their Manticores intact.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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cold case
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i saw a post saying the lich becomes less threatening in adventure time because he keeps getting defeated and, once again, AT manages to pull off something that's like a big no no, which is "bringing a villain back repeatedly and defeating him will make him less threatening"
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It seems like basically every election for the past 15 years has been decided by "do non-lunatics stay home or not" and you don't get people to go to the polls unless they *want* something.
We're nearly a decade deep into politics driven by "vote-against".

We The People want something to vote FOR.

"Do you want (X) to win?" is not a policy position, it's a confession that the only alternative you're offering is "anti-(x) vibes".
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
see, I would absolutely edit a picture of the god emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k to have Elon Musk's face, but you must understand, there is quite literally no greater insult I can think of than to do that
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
if jar jar binks wore jeans he'd be bar bar jinks
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"While the mortal world questions and wonders, I know what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel. I am the last scholar of Golb. I am your doom."

It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
for unexpected heart-wrencher, tear jerking Adventure Time episodes, Ketchup is up there
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i love that jake pulled a transdimensional goddess-thing just by knowing viola and being chill
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I've practiced my viola for the first time in a while (stress/travel made it impossible) and...wow, I...sound way better than I expected
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mr. fox is an underrated comedic character
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i love how the most consistent thing that kills Jake is that he just has yet to meet a hive mind he's not willing to assimilate into by being too chill to fight for his individuality
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
you know, on my watching of adventure time, it's...really...REALLY annoying that they made it into a 5e hack considering how combat lite the show is. Which sounds nuts, but, like, fighting is usually off screen or incidental to, like, Jake being a brick for 24 hours, or Finn contemplating death
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
elemental is my least favorite of the three big Adventure Time Arcs

but like

this is saying my least favorite kind of delicious donut, they're all so good
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i love the many kinds of lard in adventure time
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
we should combine nascar and battlebots put a big hammer on the car
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
writing fan fiction is fun, but also, frightening what if I get the characters wrong and everyone LITERALLY KILLS ME
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
a star wars fandom thing I don't agree with is that people even remember senator jar jar

like, there are a bunch of shitty senators who fucked shit up in our world, and do we remember, like, any of them?
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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fun couple bonding activity
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
goblins in goggles

gogblins
Orc Girls with Musclegut features and Squad Operated Weapons who are very jaded and weary from a long campaign.

Goblin Girls carrying their ammo who are just glad to be here! ^_^
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the most beautiful CEO in the city has a new cyber rig and it's massively improved her portfolio. Her company is growing, her shareholders are delighted - but no one knows that her rig was hacked six months ago.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM