Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
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I'm a slut for books, pretty girls, and Terry Bogard | he him, Julian | be kind, not nice | #FGC #writer | next you're going to say, "your user name is great"
I write sometimes and other times I review books: https://juliancwilliams.substack.com/
I write sometimes and other times I review books: https://juliancwilliams.substack.com/
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PSA for my writer followers -- so long as you can be chill, if you need writing advice or help, my DMs are open. And I mean like, real advice, don't just tell me "hey I had this idea how's that sound" and I'm down for helping rookies/ameteurs/etc, no matter if we're moots or not.
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This is not sustainable, we're in a Michael Bubble Bubble
pronouncing it Michael Bubble
Michael Buble was the most-streamed artist on Spotify on Christmas Day (December 25th).
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is not sustainable, we're in a Michael Bubble Bubble
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you know sometimes I think about that guy who was on deal or no deal, and for some reason he took the first deal offered then got to watch as they opened all of the cases one by one to discover he had the million dollar case and he took like $5,000 and feel a shudder of revulsion
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
you know sometimes I think about that guy who was on deal or no deal, and for some reason he took the first deal offered then got to watch as they opened all of the cases one by one to discover he had the million dollar case and he took like $5,000 and feel a shudder of revulsion
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all of news now is just "this is how i feel about what i saw on the elon musk computer today"
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
all of news now is just "this is how i feel about what i saw on the elon musk computer today"
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all these guys just get mind-bendingly lucky and then act like it proves they're the world's most special boy
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
all these guys just get mind-bendingly lucky and then act like it proves they're the world's most special boy
I haven't booted windows in a while and I'm not gonna lie, not missing it at all.
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I haven't booted windows in a while and I'm not gonna lie, not missing it at all.
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
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really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀
Why tf? Were you added to one of these revenge blocklists? I have a bunch of folks blocking me because of those. Alas :///
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀
me when a character leaves the group in the start of the second act: oh damn
me when the character returns in their darkest moment: oh DAMN!
me when the character returns in their darkest moment: oh DAMN!
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
me when a character leaves the group in the start of the second act: oh damn
me when the character returns in their darkest moment: oh DAMN!
me when the character returns in their darkest moment: oh DAMN!
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Knowing that you can't show everything in perfect detail or have control over every aspect of every frame leads you to make unexpected choices. Friction and pressure creates diamonds.
Why did late 1970s/early ‘80s British TV folk horror go so hard?
Like, “We’ve got Rosemary’s Baby at home, and it’s just here on your television. Small villages are full of evil, pagans, murderous ghosts and blood sacrifice, so don’t leave the city. Merry Christmas!”
Like, “We’ve got Rosemary’s Baby at home, and it’s just here on your television. Small villages are full of evil, pagans, murderous ghosts and blood sacrifice, so don’t leave the city. Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Knowing that you can't show everything in perfect detail or have control over every aspect of every frame leads you to make unexpected choices. Friction and pressure creates diamonds.
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
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Happy Boxing Day!
December 26, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Happy Boxing Day!
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last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
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there we go
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
there we go
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you have my attention
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
you have my attention
"I got a name for it! Box Office Poison!"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"I got a name for it! Box Office Poison!"
It's so sick how the police do this shit on a regular basis and ICE, which is ostensibly only meant to handle immigration, got ballooned up to federal thug extortion.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's so sick how the police do this shit on a regular basis and ICE, which is ostensibly only meant to handle immigration, got ballooned up to federal thug extortion.
Late for my annual watchalong but the wife wanted to hit TADC with me so let's do it as a boxing day miracle
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Late for my annual watchalong but the wife wanted to hit TADC with me so let's do it as a boxing day miracle
AI is bad for all the obvious reasons but I really like the "fat person with big rock falls on glass bridge" genre of video and now I can't even trust that they're actually real 😒
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
AI is bad for all the obvious reasons but I really like the "fat person with big rock falls on glass bridge" genre of video and now I can't even trust that they're actually real 😒
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[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-
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they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao
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I always knew it wasn’t butter
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I always knew it wasn’t butter
Playing Ryu is so funny cause half the time I'm like "oh, you ate a st hp, you just died" and they have like 60% life left, and even with Bison I gotta work a little to get that
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Playing Ryu is so funny cause half the time I'm like "oh, you ate a st hp, you just died" and they have like 60% life left, and even with Bison I gotta work a little to get that
Gifts from the wife.
This is absolutely the coolest.
This is absolutely the coolest.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Gifts from the wife.
This is absolutely the coolest.
This is absolutely the coolest.
Got recruited into another chore at my mom's place, this one I actually really liked doing (kitty on the porch needed to get her awful mats shaved off)
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Got recruited into another chore at my mom's place, this one I actually really liked doing (kitty on the porch needed to get her awful mats shaved off)