Bill Ferris
banner
billferris.bsky.social
Bill Ferris
@billferris.bsky.social
I write things and make training courses. Chapel Hill-adjacent.
I hope that guy from wreckx n effect is still out there zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoomin after all these years
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Pope out here dropping Lebowski quotes over a few brewskis
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Saw a Reddit post where a guitarist was asking what to do when he doesn't feel motivated to practice. Half the replies were like, "Oh, I always want to practice!" or "I don't know how to stop practicing!" and like I'm happy for you guys but you're not really solving the problem at hand, you know?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
as a constitutional originalist i stay true to our founders' idea of America as a sinister beacon luring victims to wastelands littered with corpses and shambling skeletal living ghosts. a pitcher plant so sickly sweet in smell you notice far too late the great mound of rotting flesh it grows from 🇺🇸
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
“You’re out of gunge/ I’m out of slime” - Out Of Touch by Hall & Oates if it was about running out of various oozes and glops
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
$39 a year folks. Thats what killing 600,000 to date will save you.

Would it be nice to live on a world where every country with the means worked to make the world a better place?

Yes. Of course.

In the meantime if you say preventing the deaths of millions isn’t worth $3 a month, fuck you.
I dunno. I do like our government spending less money anywhere they can. I like even more if my taxes go down as a result. Since when is our job to be the world’s mom and dad? Did other countries step up to fill that gap?
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not that there could ever be any justification for cutting off this kind of aid, but what did we even gain from this? Half a million dead and for what? The thrill of owning the libs?
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I know they've really fallen off in the last year but I never would've suspected the Washington Post to do such a thing
NEW: U.S. Congressional Budget Office (CBO) hacked by suspected foreign actor - WaPo
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
You can’t gleefully cheer on the demonization and firing of civil servants in the place they all live then be upset that your neighbors don’t care if you live or die. Vogt said he wanted government employees scared to go to work, this is the political environment they built.
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My friend Tom sent me this playlist "to listen to while you're cruising around in your 1977 Dodge Diplomat."

He's right and it's absolute gold.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=SWCS...
Came the Dawn
YouTube video by David Lee - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
GM 🖤
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
Giving all of the trick-or-treaters a spoonful of cottage cheese. The plastic spoon is, of course, theirs to keep.
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's cool the bluejays are playing a guy named Vlad on Halloween but I hope this kind of gimmick doesn't bite them
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Probably 15 years ago my oldest son learned the word "spooky" in preschool, but he pronounced it "fpooky" and as such this will always be the fpooky season for me
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Half-assed last-minute costume: regular human bartender
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Post a Halloween carol
youtu.be/J9xFIU87b-o?...
Stand by Him
YouTube video by Ghost - Topic
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Kids, make sure to leave some Reese's Pumpkins out for Rob Zombie tonight
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Return of the king, baby
Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Bill Ferris
This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM