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former child star of Mic Dicta legal podcast, now a judge on the 14th US circuit court. Give the Trillbillies your money. Unions are good. Be a communist!
“We can’t do Iran so we’ll do Venezuela” sounds insane but it also probably the exact rationale
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
“We can’t do Iran so we’ll do Venezuela” sounds insane but it also probably the exact rationale
The U.S. is choking out Venezuela while looking menacingly at Iran. They’re also looking menacingly at anyone else
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The U.S. is choking out Venezuela while looking menacingly at Iran. They’re also looking menacingly at anyone else
am I not turtley enough for the turtle club
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
am I not turtley enough for the turtle club
Wintergreen is ultimately some mint with a little stank on it
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Wintergreen is ultimately some mint with a little stank on it
Wealthy libs watching Trump roll back federal spending as political weapon: oh no
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Wealthy libs watching Trump roll back federal spending as political weapon: oh no
Hahahahaha
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Hahahahaha
You’d think a senator had power or something. Not anymore. They’re administrative staff for corporations
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
You’d think a senator had power or something. Not anymore. They’re administrative staff for corporations
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Instead of saying "I'm walking here!", Dustin Hoffman should have pulled out a gun and shot the driver three times in the face. He would have been completely justified in his fear. But unfortunately, he is a Hollywood pussy, too scared to violently panic.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Instead of saying "I'm walking here!", Dustin Hoffman should have pulled out a gun and shot the driver three times in the face. He would have been completely justified in his fear. But unfortunately, he is a Hollywood pussy, too scared to violently panic.
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The lib response is absolutely expected. In that ideology, a police is allowed to shoot you in the face as a tautology
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The lib response is absolutely expected. In that ideology, a police is allowed to shoot you in the face as a tautology
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@barackobama.bsky.social what's good old man
national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
@barackobama.bsky.social what's good old man
Happy birthday Lauren! Excellent choice as usual
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Happy birthday Lauren! Excellent choice as usual
Rogue Nation Acting As Weapon of The Pedophilic Wealthy
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Rogue Nation Acting As Weapon of The Pedophilic Wealthy
Lol you know it
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Lol you know it
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Welcome to the real world you said to me condescendingly,
take a seat, take your life
Wait circling back on how rude you were to me that was messed up
take a seat, take your life
Wait circling back on how rude you were to me that was messed up
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Welcome to the real world you said to me condescendingly,
take a seat, take your life
Wait circling back on how rude you were to me that was messed up
take a seat, take your life
Wait circling back on how rude you were to me that was messed up
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introducing my new political theory "Everywhere Is Israel"
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
introducing my new political theory "Everywhere Is Israel"
We’re all holding out for a Goku
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We’re all holding out for a Goku
Echos of Maralago face somehow showing up in future generations
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Echos of Maralago face somehow showing up in future generations
Thinking about that cop who shot off a few rounds because an acorn fell out of a tree and scared him
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Thinking about that cop who shot off a few rounds because an acorn fell out of a tree and scared him
What about a really Long gun
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
What about a really Long gun
its bleak stuff
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
its bleak stuff
I just assume they no longer have the authority
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I just assume they no longer have the authority
The guys who spent a few summers running over protestors are now using that as pretext to shoot you down
This country is insane
This country is insane
January 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The guys who spent a few summers running over protestors are now using that as pretext to shoot you down
This country is insane
This country is insane
They train to shoot
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
They train to shoot