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all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
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Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on
i think i'm gonna try taking another short break from bluesky. i hope everyone has a wonderful christmas and new year
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
mr beast behavior
Mr Cuban,

I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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tw epstein, infanticide: the experts i trust on vibe checks for this kind of thing mostly said this particular thing is probably either fake or the kind of report made by someone who is unwell, and that its inclusion was part of an attempt to flood the zone with shit so the real stuff is buried
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
YES! YESSS!!!!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
anyone remember this fellow
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
is there one of these with charlie kirk
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
it would have been pretty funny if tiny tim did die after all that
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This person created their account today just to come at me in a reply where I’m criticising B*d Empan*da because they have nothing better to do with their Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i love how republicans will post ragebait and then other republicans fall for it. it's an ouroboros of shit
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the economists:
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
pluribus finale in 1 minute
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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having fun baseball edition
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
reading this the first time made me angry. reading it the second time, and realizing trump will never face consequences, just made me sad
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
pluribus finale in 16 hours
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Wow, I am very hopeful about the new year. Clearly.
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Elon Musk is now the 24th richest country in the world
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
wtf y'all doing over there
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the odyssey (2026)
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Why not have at least one version of this we can celebrate?

Bonuses points if you guess who’s first (Bongino doesn’t count).
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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good news everybody. that guy everyone thinks trump had killed to prevent him from testifying about how big of a pedophile the president is? turns out we had video of him dying the whole time that proves it wasn’t us who did it. and it’s very real
It's hard to tell what's actually happening in the video that purports to show Epstein's suicide but 1) the video is hosted at justice.gov and 2) it's in a directory called Data Set 8, which would be the next release.

It looks fake to me, but that doesn't explain why it's on the real DOJ site.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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THE CANCELLED 60 MINUTES SEGMENT

DOWNLOAD BEFORE APPLE INTERFERES
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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let's go
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM