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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists
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I'm a slut for books, pretty girls, and Terry Bogard | he him, Julian | be kind, not nice | #FGC #writer | next you're going to say, "your user name is great"

I write sometimes and other times I review books: https://juliancwilliams.substack.com/
What in the Sam Hill
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am constantly turning to my wife and going "we have too many cats" and she replies with, "I won't say I'm sorry, cause I'm not," so I said, "that's right, you aren't."
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"....and then we had a femme fatale on our arms like this! Which was the style at the time. Now! I needed a new pengun for my mission!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Forgot the bay leaf🤦
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Today's project:
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Arms and chest day, selfie for no particular reason. Did the whole double sets. Tired. Gonna eat burger king and play SF6 now.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just a shitty little thief in the night jacking your powers, and he's so smug about it too

Look at this unrepentant fuck. "On my way back from stealing yo girl."
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm really into TAC, myself
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm actually surprised it took this long for them to get rid of the paper wrapper
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm leaning in like this holding a kettle bell right now.

You know what can fix that back pain?
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Turning the water dial off like
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I get it Corvo. Sometimes you're in bed with a girl half your size and for no reason, you're about to fall off the bed and she's taking it all up alone
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I swear to god every time I see Kesh Patel I just think of that launch version of Mass Effect Andromeda where the eye shaders were broken and everyone seemed like they were on a stimulants bender
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Kitten! Why are you depressed! You were on the street a month ago! Now you're by a fireplace with a full stomach!
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Maybe it'll use rocket propulsion to relocate, like Terran buildings
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'm trying to find a home for this little cutie and she's not making it easy on me the way she's attached to me
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"You were in SOLDIER, weren't you?"
(stealing valor voice) "oh yeah."
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When we introduced her to the house Squeak kept watching Leo hop up here like, "hey that looks fun, why can't I do that?" And today,
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
.... I.... Don't know what to do with this information.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't think about that Reingold John Oliver video until I just heard TMR watching it again. She, as a fake John Oliver, called *herself* a "fatty"? And she's visibly had buccal fat removal? 🤔🤔🤔

Lot going on there.
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
was recalling Bigger Than Cheeses fondly and remembered this comic and

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM