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He looks determined without being ruthless. Something heroic in his manner. There’s a courage about him, doesn’t look like a killer.
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The problem with claymation is that just about everybody who sees it is immediately charmed and delighted by it. But then…

…okay, I often start a tweet and assume I’ll find the ending. Not this time. There’s absolutely no problem with claymation.
Kim Davis’ cousin who keeps getting invited to these: “I dunno, I really think this is the one!”
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Dudes will spend months speaking out against maga and advocating for human rights but it’s all just charging up their goodwill credit so that they can spend it on a hot take like “superhero actors should be 6 feet tall,” what are you doing, Jamal Igle
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Adam Carolla apparently has a thirteen million dollar car collection and he is talking about his ex wife taking his retirement

His hobby is worth more than my entire family has ever had
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
How do you mess up this badly
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“what are you talking about?”

oh my

GODDDDDD
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Party Unity starts with the party uniting about the shared interests of the constituents. That is also the end of the conversation.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Scientists are astonished to discover that the “queer is a slur” subspecies is not extinct after all
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Christians say “I’m saved,” more like Saved For Last. Jesus said in his own words that he wants no part in you. Jesus said over and over that he didn’t care about ritual or words or intentions. You have to *do something* to protect and to love your neighbors. Or depart from him, he doesn’t know you.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
in the words of the great one: “you’d better hope those Christians are wrong or you’re going to Hell”
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The hatred for Jamaal Bowman is heavily focused on the fact that he opposed Israel’s extreme violence in the past two years
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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what a relief!
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
David Harbor and Millie Bobby Brown have resolved their conflict.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The funny thing about streaming services is that now we can say for a fact what we wouldn’t listen to even if it were free
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Four concussions in one season? For one player?? Football is ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“You get to watch tv 😃”

I’m working the god damn reception desk.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“pointing out that the AIPAC gives millions of dollars to American politicians is antisemitism”

Okay girl
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession

Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Drawing comics should be a job
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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HANDS ACROSS THE WORLD!!!
a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a cartoon drawing of a rainbow and a sun
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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One of my proudest moments was falling asleep during his entire set when he was part of the Summer Sanitarium tour in '00. Great fucking nap that got me ready for Metallica.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Kid Rock cancels New York shows: “I don’t sing for commies.”

Darryl Ayo falls on the floor, aghast and in tears: “No. Not Kid Rock. Please. What have we—the left—done?”
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
controversial opinion: NO, I DON’T.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don’t know about you, but I think that Brooklyn, New York is nifty
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I encourage Kim Davis to take up a new hobby, like bowling or woodworking
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM